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(Metro)   Body language experts offer advice on how to tell if your date would rather be dealing with live ferrets down his or her pants than pretend they're interested in you   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: PSA, Conversation, people's body language, natural instinct, video chat, behavioural signs, date's blinks, better judges, Lily Walford  
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2020-07-10 3:49:54 PM  
Well, how else will I get kids named Nathaniel and Superfly?
 
2020-07-10 4:12:00 PM  
I envy people who can ask someone on a date, and get "yes" as a reply.  Just "yes."
Instead of "Yes, but can we go to New Orleans for that, and bring my mother along?  We can't?  Then, I guess, no thanks."
 
2020-07-10 4:13:23 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:20:46 PM  
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2020-07-10 4:56:09 PM  
FTFA - 'When we're stressed or scared, we change our body to protect areas where we have major arteries that could be vulnerable,' says Lily. Dwight Schrute.
'When we're stressed or scared, we change our body to protect areas where we have major arteries that could be vulnerable,' says Lily.
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'When we're stressed or scared, we change our body to protect areas where we have major arteries that could be vulnerable,' says Lily.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/10/expert-​shares-body-language-signs-reveal-date​-isnt-12971804/?utm_source=fark&utm_me​dium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref​_fark?ito=cbshare
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'When we're stressed or scared, we change our body to protect areas where we have major arteries that could be vulnerable,' says Lily.
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/10/expert-​shares-body-language-signs-reveal-date​-isnt-12971804/?utm_source=fark&utm_me​dium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref​_fark?ito=cbshare
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2020-07-10 4:57:17 PM  
Metro seriously put all that crap under my copypasta?
 
2020-07-10 5:06:01 PM  
This stuff isn't rocket surgery subby.

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2020-07-10 5:17:32 PM  
I always brought the ferrets along on the date and gave them a choice between me and the ferrets in their pants.

It's less ambiguous than trying to correctly decipher body language.
 
2020-07-10 5:33:16 PM  
Taught me everything I know

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2020-07-10 5:42:20 PM  
An actual expert would know that body language varies widely by culture. Is that woman from India agreeing with you or expressing how much of an idiot she thinks you are?

/Yeah, yeah, I know... whynotboth.jpg
 
2020-07-10 6:51:39 PM  

Evil Mackerel: This stuff isn't rocket surgery subby.

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Penelope is totally asking for it, dressing all skunky like that.

/has a cat that looks exactly like Penelope
//and that is the same reaction I get whenever I pick her up
 
2020-07-10 6:56:41 PM  
I'm getting mixed signals here


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2020-07-10 7:17:53 PM  
Adults need to communicate in a way that does not involve others making educated guesses about what their body language says.

If you're on a date with me, when you reach the point that you know you never want to spend time with me again, just say so. We can both recoup some of our day. I still have time masturbate frustratedly and play some PS4. Don't take that away. Life's too short. Do me that kindness.
 
2020-07-11 12:28:38 AM  
Keep an eye out for crossed arms, tense shoulders, and closed fists. This might be a sign that they're uncomfortable with the current topic of conversation, but may also mean they're closing themselves off to an emotional connection.


or its cold.  I frequently find myself sitting with my arms crossed due to temperature, but sure, its the conversation and you can read my mind.

I hate this shiat.
 
2020-07-11 1:47:09 AM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: Keep an eye out for crossed arms, tense shoulders, and closed fists. This might be a sign that they're uncomfortable with the current topic of conversation, but may also mean they're closing themselves off to an emotional connection.


or its cold.  I frequently find myself sitting with my arms crossed due to temperature, but sure, its the conversation and you can read my mind.

I hate this shiat.


I like the one about pointing the foot towards them when it's on your knee showing trust or some shiat.

Or, maybe I switch legs because I don't like letting them fall asleep.
 
2020-07-11 8:34:08 AM  
dealing with live ferrets down his or her pants

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