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2020-07-10 8:55:12 AM  
He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.
 
2020-07-10 9:13:41 AM  
I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.
 
2020-07-10 9:28:16 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.


At least it's airier than a classroom, and you can maintain your distance at will.

I guess we could put those lift belts and aprons on all the kids but I doubt that will help much.
 
2020-07-10 9:29:38 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.


An 800 sq ft Wal-Mart with 35 children.
 
2020-07-10 9:31:45 AM  

Diogenes: The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.

At least it's airier than a classroom, and you can maintain your distance at will.

I guess we could put those lift belts and aprons on all the kids but I doubt that will help much.


These are Florida children.  Consider it job training.
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2020-07-10 9:56:24 AM  
What a farking degen.
 
2020-07-10 9:57:27 AM  
Sacrifice your children upon the altar of capitalism
 
2020-07-10 10:11:12 AM  

SoupGuru: Sacrifice your children upon the altar of capitalism


Grandma must be willing to sacrifice herself.  And we must be willing to sacrifice the children.  But they blame everyone in the middle for making it worse with their irresponsible behavior (at least DeSantis does - plus those filthy brown poors who are the backbone of Florida's massive agricultural business).

Hard to see how anyone from any generation would look upon this favorably.
 
2020-07-10 10:26:16 AM  
So it's like a reverse Logan's Run? We're killing all under a certain age. Don't think they thought about that too hard.
 
2020-07-10 11:17:44 AM  
If they didn't care when kids were shot in school, they don't give a shiat about this either.
 
2020-07-10 11:18:11 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.


What do they do during the summer then? You know, like right now? And since you haven't shut anything down, presumably they're working?

Goddamn lying son of a biatch.
 
2020-07-10 11:19:05 AM  
So what your saying is both Walmart and schools are full of people unwilling to learn?
 
2020-07-10 11:19:16 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.

What do they do during the summer then? You know, like right now? And since you haven't shut anything down, presumably they're working?

Goddamn lying son of a biatch.


Well some states are also putting out rules on how to run camps. So I guess for the people who can afford it, those are also now unavailable during the summer.
 
2020-07-10 11:19:37 AM  
Can you imagine if these kids took it personally and in a decade rose up to slay their capitalist overlords? That'd be a cool movie or documentary
 
2020-07-10 11:19:47 AM  
We appreciate what you are doing and you should be able to take great comfort in the economic benefit you will be providing. Now hold still...

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2020-07-10 11:21:06 AM  
This is what happens when you try to address a pandemic using supply-side economics.
 
2020-07-10 11:21:45 AM  
Disgusting. Or maybe DeSgusting. Anyway who is surprised? They lead early on with the whole "Die for the DOW" shiat months ago.
 
2020-07-10 11:22:13 AM  
I imagine a WalMart staffed by third graders would probably have better customer service than average.
 
2020-07-10 11:22:58 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.


He's not wrong.  It's just garbage this country's priorities are so screwed up,

We could just pay people to stay home until we can get Covid under control.  But we only bail out the richest and biggest companies.
 
2020-07-10 11:23:45 AM  
Ted Lieu is a national treasure at twitter responses

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2020-07-10 11:25:57 AM  
How about universal daycare access if it's so important that people return to work? There are plenty of children too young for school.

/But that would actually help the poors
 
2020-07-10 11:27:16 AM  
You would think the Republicans are happy to not have their kids going to the deep state liberal indoctrination schools.

They should take this opportunity to de-program their crotchfruit from the evils of critical thinking and common core math.
 
2020-07-10 11:27:17 AM  
The father of three said he wouldn't hesitate to send his own children to school - all are still preschoolers - but said parents are free to let their children learn virtually.

how can they possibly do THAT?

dipshiat desantis defunded the entire state's remote and virtual learning program.

10 days ago: https://edscoop.com/florida-gov-​desant​is-wipes-out-30-million-online-learnin​g-budget/
 
2020-07-10 11:27:44 AM  

Diogenes: The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.

At least it's airier than a classroom, and you can maintain your distance at will.

I guess we could put those lift belts and aprons on all the kids but I doubt that will help much.


About that "distance at will" idea.  Have you been in a Florida WM lately?  But I do like the idea of a school uniform based on Walmart "service associate" attire.

Note for The Guv.  Walmarts were never closed statewide in Florida.  Schools were.  Now why did we think that was OK back in April?
 
2020-07-10 11:28:01 AM  
 
2020-07-10 11:28:03 AM  
"We spent months saying that there were certain things that were essential," DeSantis told reporters in Jacksonville. "That included fast food restaurants. It included Walmart. It included Home Depot."

Wal-Mart (and Home Depot) sell groceries.  You know, food.   We can argue the merits of closing off some or all of the rest of these stores, but they do serve an essential function.

Home Depot (and Lowes, Menard, etc) sell appliances, such as refrigerators and hot water heaters, which can break, requiring replacement.  Again, somewhat essential.

Fast food restaurants sell food.  Essential.  Hardly good or healthy, but still food.  And if you have kids climbing the walls, some chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers might just calm them down for a few minutes.  Again, essential.

Do these people EVER engage brain before putting mouth in gear?
 
2020-07-10 11:28:44 AM  
DeMented DePlorable. I can't watch his bullshiat verbose so-called press monologues anymore where he lies from start to finish about how he has contained this thing and no one needs to worry. Plenty of tests (lie), plenty of ventilators (shut UP about those damn ventilators), plenty of PPE(lie), masks aren't really needed (lie). The Walmart comparison is only the latest idiotic lie he's told.
 
2020-07-10 11:30:04 AM  
The risk of children getting sick is "extremely, extremely low," DeSantis said

But the chances of them becoming carriers is extremely, extremely high.
 
2020-07-10 11:31:33 AM  

luna1580: The father of three said he wouldn't hesitate to send his own children to school - all are still preschoolers - but said parents are free to let their children learn virtually.

how can they possibly do THAT?

dipshiat desantis defunded the entire state's remote and virtual learning program.

10 days ago: https://edscoop.com/florida-gov-d​esantis-wipes-out-30-million-online-le​arning-budget/


He said the theme parks were safe, too.  But I don't see him taking his kids to Disney this weekend.
I gotta wonder if he caught something stupid from his buddy Gas Pedal?
 
2020-07-10 11:32:09 AM  
In a deMocracy, the people get the government they deServe.
 
2020-07-10 11:32:49 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.

An 800 sq ft Wal-Mart with 35 children.


You mean an immigrant  detention center? that would be thousands 
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2020-07-10 11:33:11 AM  

danielem1: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.

What do they do during the summer then? You know, like right now? And since you haven't shut anything down, presumably they're working?

Goddamn lying son of a biatch.

Well some states are also putting out rules on how to run camps. So I guess for the people who can afford it, those are also now unavailable during the summer.


Yep, summer camps in lots of states have either had to close or open with limited capacity, meaning kids were turned away and had to stay home. It's been tough for lots of working parents.
 
2020-07-10 11:33:31 AM  

Diamond Joe Biden: If they didn't care when kids were shot in school, they don't give a shiat about this either.


Oddly, Florida did care.  Red-flag laws got a lot of use and traction in FL.
 
2020-07-10 11:34:38 AM  

sdd2000: Ted Lieu is a national treasure at twitter responses

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The other issue in middle and high school is kids crammed together in the halls as the go from one class to the next.
 
2020-07-10 11:35:08 AM  

luna1580: The father of three said he wouldn't hesitate to send his own children to school - all are still preschoolers - but said parents are free to let their children learn virtually.

how can they possibly do THAT?

dipshiat desantis defunded the entire state's remote and virtual learning program.

10 days ago: https://edscoop.com/florida-gov-d​esantis-wipes-out-30-million-online-le​arning-budget/


ok, that wasn't K-12, but he didn't plan for or add any funding for them for the 2020-2021 year.


good thing dipshiat and the state commisioner don't have any actual power to force K-12 schools to open. another way he's like his idol trump, he doesn't recognize any limits on his power.....

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20​2​00707/can-desantis-force-fla-schools-t​o-reopen-in-pandemic-some-school-leade​rs-doubt-it

still, without funding sources (and flexibility for the care of teacher children) virtual learning can't happen.
 
2020-07-10 11:35:39 AM  

Muta: sdd2000: Ted Lieu is a national treasure at twitter responses

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The other issue in middle and high school is kids crammed together in the halls as the go from one class to the next.


The clouds of Axe body spray will probably kill any viruses there.
 
2020-07-10 11:40:07 AM  
"If you can do Home Depot, if you can do Walmart, if you can do these things, we absolutely can do the schools,"

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2020-07-10 11:40:24 AM  
I just love the "if X is open, Y should be open!" false argument. It's kind of a Reverse Strawman.

X SHOULDN'T BE OPEN EITHER!

Nothing has changed.
No treatments.
No vaccine.
What's changed that ANYTHING should be open?
The ONLY thing that has changed is people's patience.
 
2020-07-10 11:44:56 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.


I want my kids back in school because canceling everything is more of a threat than the virus.  My just turned teenager is smarter than average but we just had her on suicide watch for 3 days.  We were just getting back to semi normal practices, following all the protocols and had a tournament set up for late July.  Lord Ducey cancelled all gyms which killed any chance.
 
2020-07-10 11:45:50 AM  

dodecahedron: DeMented DePlorable. I can't watch his bullshiat verbose so-called press monologues anymore where he lies from start to finish about how he has contained this thing and no one needs to worry. Plenty of tests (lie), plenty of ventilators (shut UP about those damn ventilators), plenty of PPE(lie), masks aren't really needed (lie). The Walmart comparison is only the latest idiotic lie he's told.


Bahgdad Bob -> Tallahassee Ron. Even resembles him a bit.
 
2020-07-10 11:45:55 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.


What The Goddamn Batman may look like:

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2020-07-10 11:46:02 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.


It isn't like kids could spread Corvid to their parents or anything.
 
2020-07-10 11:51:06 AM  

Fart_Machine: Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.

It isn't like kids could spread Corvid to their parents or anything.


And I can't spell COVID this morning.
 
Juc
2020-07-10 11:52:45 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.


It'll have the opposite effect if the kids all become carriers though.
I think a lot of people in power only look at one quarter of the year at a time, like business folks.
 
Juc
2020-07-10 11:54:36 AM  

Fart_Machine: Fart_Machine: Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.

It isn't like kids could spread Corvid to their parents or anything.

And I can't spell COVID this morning.


Don't put it past 2020 to start having people turn into Crows or Blue Jays.
 
2020-07-10 11:58:56 AM  

luna1580: The father of three said he wouldn't hesitate to send his own children to school - all are still preschoolers - but said parents are free to let their children learn virtually.

how can they possibly do THAT?

dipshiat desantis defunded the entire state's remote and virtual learning program.

10 days ago: https://edscoop.com/florida-gov-d​esantis-wipes-out-30-million-online-le​arning-budget/


That was misreported. The program was mostly about colleges and adult learners. It had almost no effect on K-12. It was still a stupid veto because, if it stands, it effectively shuts down the libraries of all higher ed institutions in the state. They are supposedly trying to figure out a work around, but he won't back down on the veto (even though it was probably a mistake) because it would be too embarrassing.
 
2020-07-10 12:00:39 PM  

Diogenes: The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.

At least it's airier than a classroom, and you can maintain your distance at will.

I guess we could put those lift belts and aprons on all the kids but I doubt that will help much.


It's not "airier" in a classroom. Not at all. My school is rather old and there are times the HVAC goes tits up. Even if it is working the temperature changes dramatically due to all the body heat. It's gross.

Can't socially distance either. Not in most classrooms. The ACT requires 3' between students and we have to reduce the number of test takers in each room to 20 or 25 kids. But that's possible because it's juniors only. To truly social distance at 6' I don't think we could put more than 10-15 kids in a room.

It's going to be a mess and a bunch of kids and school staff will get sick and some will die. And personally I think those responsible ought to be brought up on charges for that.
 
2020-07-10 12:03:01 PM  

Diogenes: The Goddamn Batman: I, too, like to spend eight hours each weekday in Walmart.

At least it's airier than a classroom, and you can maintain your distance at will.

I guess we could put those lift belts and aprons on all the kids but I doubt that will help much.


Okay ... I think you are being your normal funny self. That's why I have you farkied in a cool purplish color. I'm just not overly enthused about August. Ughhh. Sorry just woke up and I think I'm still a bit drunk.
 
2020-07-10 12:03:36 PM  

luna1580: luna1580: The father of three said he wouldn't hesitate to send his own children to school - all are still preschoolers - but said parents are free to let their children learn virtually.

how can they possibly do THAT?

dipshiat desantis defunded the entire state's remote and virtual learning program.

10 days ago: https://edscoop.com/florida-gov-d​esantis-wipes-out-30-million-online-le​arning-budget/

ok, that wasn't K-12, but he didn't plan for or add any funding for them for the 2020-2021 year.


good thing dipshiat and the state commisioner don't have any actual power to force K-12 schools to open. another way he's like his idol trump, he doesn't recognize any limits on his power.....

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/202​00707/can-desantis-force-fla-schools-t​o-reopen-in-pandemic-some-school-leade​rs-doubt-it

still, without funding sources (and flexibility for the care of teacher children) virtual learning can't happen.


Should have read the whole thread before posting.

As someone who went through remote instruction with a kid in the spring here in Florida, I predict they will just try to leverage the e-learning systems that districts already use. The results will be uneven based on the teacher's comfort with the technology as well as variable access to resources by district.

It's not going to be pretty.

Of course, they also aren't providing the resources to safely open the schools. Some of the schools in my district have antiquated A/C systems that don't always work (which is fun in Florida), and yet one of the key ways to stop infection is to upgrade those systems. Good luck when you don't even have the money to fix  or replace them to begin with!
 
2020-07-10 12:05:19 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: He said open schools would help the economy by allowing parents to return to work.

Anyone saying anything different like "won't someone think of the children" can get bent, this is the only reason they want kids in school...full stop.


No. They also want this to be a disaster, so they can keep pushing people into privatized schools so that private capital can profit from the state's education budget. So we've got that going for us.
 
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