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2020-07-09 6:56:29 PM  
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2020-07-09 7:00:06 PM  
Thanks for playing, but good luck with that.
 
2020-07-09 7:01:16 PM  
I think I can hear Trudeau laughing from here...
 
2020-07-09 7:03:01 PM  
Yeah, you could have everyone in the US sign that and it wouldn't mean a damn thing without Canada saying ok.
 
2020-07-09 7:03:56 PM  
Oh great, a bunch of signatures of US congress people. Any Canadians clamoring to reopen the border?  No? Then it's not "bipartisan". As much as Americans want to think they're the beginning and end of the universe, in this context, the parties involved are the US and Canada, not republicans and democrats.
 
2020-07-09 7:04:18 PM  
Yeah, no, f*ck no. We're testing at about half of one percent positive right now, I don't know a single Canadian that thinks opening the border is a good idea. We don't want our hard work f*cked up by the orange füher cult people.
 
2020-07-09 7:04:57 PM  
I see this passing, on or around January 20th 2021.
 
2020-07-09 7:06:12 PM  
Stay out of Canada, Lebowski
 
2020-07-09 7:07:02 PM  
Sohree, but no.
 
2020-07-09 7:17:44 PM  
hard no, there buddy
 
2020-07-09 7:18:49 PM  
If I were Justin Trudeau, that border would become impregnable forever. Americans are currently the trailer trash of the planet.
 
2020-07-09 7:22:18 PM  
We aren't going to be allowed at the adult table until we have a new president.
 
2020-07-09 7:22:56 PM  
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2020-07-09 7:25:27 PM  
Don't do it Canada. Just no.
No good will come of it.

This little piece of advise is coming from an American.
 
2020-07-09 7:28:42 PM  
Its only in English?


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2020-07-09 7:43:38 PM  
No. My friends, colleagues and cousins. I like you. I even want to f*** some of you, but the border's staying closed to anything but transport vehicles for the foreseeable future.
 
2020-07-09 7:58:23 PM  

gaslight: No. My friends, colleagues and cousins. I like you. I even want to f*** some of you


It's the cousins, isn't it?
 
2020-07-09 8:04:21 PM  
Hell, I live in New Mexico and wish we could close the borders with Texas and Arizona.
 
2020-07-09 8:17:13 PM  
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2020-07-09 8:23:28 PM  
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2020-07-09 8:29:24 PM  
It is astounding how unaware these fools are. The state of Victoria in Australia is shutting tight, and the rest of the country that behaved is shutting Victorians out, for 173 cases today.  Meanwhile ignorant American are seeing record setting new cases while flashing fake ADA cards and demanding their right to cough on people maskless feel Canada, a sovereign nation, should open their border? Live like a fool and die like a fool, just not in Canada. You fools dont have the right to demand your right to enter and go maskless in a sovereign state you arent a citizen of
 
2020-07-09 8:44:10 PM  

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Melania's not the only one...

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2020-07-09 9:12:49 PM  

WickerNipple: gaslight: No. My friends, colleagues and cousins. I like you. I even want to f*** some of you

It's the cousins, isn't it?


No, it's his Canadian girlfriend.
 
2020-07-09 9:32:28 PM  
Canada: Nah. We good.
 
2020-07-09 9:32:40 PM  
Steve Dangle is topping the responses. That should tell you how seriously the North is considering this.
 
2020-07-09 9:32:48 PM  
The war for Timbits will raging by morning, no doubt.
 
2020-07-09 9:33:25 PM  

Ambivalence: Oh great, a bunch of signatures of US congress people. Any Canadians clamoring to reopen the border?  No? Then it's not "bipartisan". As much as Americans want to think they're the beginning and end of the universe, in this context, the parties involved are the US and Canada, not republicans and democrats.


B-b-but it's bipartisan!
 
2020-07-09 9:34:00 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Ambivalence: Oh great, a bunch of signatures of US congress people. Any Canadians clamoring to reopen the border?  No? Then it's not "bipartisan". As much as Americans want to think they're the beginning and end of the universe, in this context, the parties involved are the US and Canada, not republicans and democrats.

B-b-but it's bipartisan!


Fark. Intended to attribute that quote to Susan Collins.
 
2020-07-09 9:34:11 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

RepBrianHiggins: Leading a bipartisan push calling on the U.S. and Canada to begin preparing guidance for the reopening of the Northern Border https://t.co/aJR5AZrfTX https://t.co/ZxARKfhH62


A handwriting-analysts' dream project!
Lots of stuff I can see as a very amateur practicer of the art... I can only imagine...
 
2020-07-09 9:36:25 PM  

McCaesar: Stay out of Canada, Lebowski


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2020-07-09 9:36:33 PM  
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Well, I'm game if the Canucks are but they'd be fools to do it.
 
2020-07-09 9:36:53 PM  
Canada total COVID-19 cases <110,000.  US cases in the last two days, >120,000.

As I've posted elsewhere, I'm bummed that we won't be getting to the cottage this year...but I totally understand.
 
2020-07-09 9:37:06 PM  
No, look, we're ignoring the problem so there isn't one. You don't have to go to such lengths, just ignore it and it will clean itself up.
 
2020-07-09 9:37:18 PM  
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2020-07-09 9:37:43 PM  
No,
Canada would be wise to treat Americans like they're zombies trying to break out of Raccoon City.
 
2020-07-09 9:38:11 PM  

blender61: Don't do it Canada. Just no.
No good will come of it.

This little piece of advise is coming from an American.


Any Canadian who reads Fark is probably like "can we just, like, never reopen the borders?"
 
2020-07-09 9:38:16 PM  

Ken S.: Hell, I live in New Mexico and wish we could close the borders with Texas and Arizona.


I feel ya.  Try being in CA: Land of feeding and funding every Trashcanistan dumpsterfire raging-plague state... all while they shiat on "lol stoopid Commiefornia."

At least you're "like, the place with Breaking Bad? It's fine, I guess."

Good times.
 
2020-07-09 9:39:07 PM  

Gough: Canada total COVID-19 cases <110,000.  US cases in the last two days, >120,000.

As I've posted elsewhere, I'm bummed that we won't be getting to the cottage this year...but I totally understand.


You're forgetting the exchange rate.
 
2020-07-09 9:39:25 PM  
As a Canadian
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2020-07-09 9:39:47 PM  

Purple_Urkle: No,
Canada would be wise to treat Americans like they're zombies trying to break out of Raccoon City.


It's too dangerous. You never know which of us will try to privatize health care.
 
2020-07-09 9:40:11 PM  
America is Canada's Florida. Sad.
 
2020-07-09 9:41:05 PM  

Ken S.: Hell, I live in New Mexico and wish we could close the borders with Texas and Arizona.


Same here. I see an amazing number of Texas plague-rats driving around my town. There is nothing going on in this town. I can't figure out what they do here.
 
2020-07-09 9:42:11 PM  
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2020-07-09 9:43:03 PM  
We're really sorry for Bieber but not that sorry.
 
2020-07-09 9:43:19 PM  

Purple_Urkle: America is Canada's Florida. Sad.


Somebody needs to do the Why Can't You Be Normal meme with mom as Canada and the kid as America.
 
2020-07-09 9:43:23 PM  
Well Canada sucks anyways. It's like if Belgium was a country.
 
2020-07-09 9:44:38 PM  
The Great White Nope.

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2020-07-09 9:44:54 PM  
Why would Canada want to contract more of the America Virus?

We have made every possible mistake, intentionally in most cases, in regards to this pandemic. We were given options, and we chose the anti-logic, anti-empathy, anti-common sense, and anti-public health option almost every single time.

We are the country that has helped spread this virus the most out of any country in the world.

It is the American Virus now. We own it. And nobody should tolerate our bullsh*t until we get it sorted out.
 
2020-07-09 9:45:28 PM  
Should I feel bad I didn't recognize any of the names? No heavy hitters for sure.
 
2020-07-09 9:46:04 PM  

misanthropicsob: Purple_Urkle: No,
Canada would be wise to treat Americans like they're zombies trying to break out of Raccoon City.

It's too dangerous. You never know which of us will try to privatize health care.


Um, it was partially a joke about the Canadian film industry. See, Resident Evil Apocalypse was filmed in Canada.

In that movie the people of Raccoon City are trying to escape the zombies but deadly force is authorized, as soon as the zombies reach the roadblock, the whole crowd is indiscriminately shot down.

I'm an American and I'm of the opinion that no country ought to accept any of us as visitors until Trump has been out of office for at least 6 months. 2 months bare minimum. But 6 months still feels too early. The derp runs deep. My own mom still supports Trump because she's a farking moron.
 
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