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(KING 5 News)   Starbucks to require customers to wear face masks in-store, which decreases your odds of spreading the virus, but also increases the odds that the barista misspells your name on your cup   (king5.com) divider line
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2020-07-09 5:33:42 PM  
"And what name goes on the order?"

"Mhmhgph"
 
2020-07-09 5:34:02 PM  
Also: wear a damn mask anyway.
 
2020-07-09 5:37:43 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.


I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.
 
2020-07-09 5:43:21 PM  

BizarreMan: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.

I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.


Kudos to your wife for that! Awesome!
 
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2020-07-09 8:57:04 PM  
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2020-07-09 9:55:37 PM  
Can't wait for the influx of videos of people flipping out since they won't get their Daily Venti Mocha Half-Caf with two shots of espresso, whipped cream, and non-dairy milk
 
2020-07-09 10:17:00 PM  

Aar1012: Can't wait for the influx of videos of people flipping out since they won't get their Daily Venti Mocha Half-Caf with two shots of espresso, whipped cream, and non-dairy milk


They feel threatened when you cut off their life force, obviously.
 
2020-07-09 11:21:38 PM  

BizarreMan: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.

I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.


I saw an LED face mask the other day.  Looked like 8-bit Super Mario but couldn't tell - the guy was moving too fast.  Wish I'd had the chance to ask him where he got it.
 
2020-07-10 12:56:48 AM  
My real name is Cholmondeley Featherstonehaugh. Tell me some news.
 
2020-07-10 1:04:20 AM  
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2020-07-10 2:12:13 AM  

BizarreMan: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.

I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.


That's awesome! Kudos to your wife!

I got bored of the standard masks so now I rock this:
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/yeah I'm a Saints fan
 
2020-07-10 2:23:37 AM  
this is great that large corporate chains can enforce their customers to wear mask, smaller businesses can't afford to lose any paying customers
 
2020-07-10 3:44:13 AM  

dickfreckle: BizarreMan: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.

I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.

That's awesome! Kudos to your wife!

I got bored of the standard masks so now I rock this:
[Fark user image 425x425]/yeah I'm a Saints fan


WHO DAT!
 
2020-07-10 5:07:53 AM  
I do not understand how to eat or drink with a face mask on.
I bought face shields from Amazon, but they still have not shipped out yet.
 
2020-07-10 5:33:42 AM  
Subby, I don't believe it is possible to have a greater than 100% chance since of spelling your name wrong.
 
2020-07-10 5:35:47 AM  

Straight Outta Hate: I do not understand how to eat or drink with a face mask on.
I bought face shields from Amazon, but they still have not shipped out yet.


Most likely you remove the mask after leaving the store. None of the Starbucks here have tables open yet so no issue.
 
2020-07-10 7:23:49 AM  

BizarreMan: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.

I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.


A real wife would make matching ties and pocket handkerchiefs
 
2020-07-10 7:34:16 AM  

BitwiseShift: BizarreMan: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.

I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.

A real wife would make matching ties and pocket handkerchiefs


I don't have to wear a tie thank jebus.
 
2020-07-10 8:35:44 AM  

dickfreckle: I got bored of the standard masks so now I rock this:
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I wanted to get some Pittsburgh Penguins masks, but I hate the ear loop design.  I wish they had an around the back of the neck option.
 
2020-07-10 9:00:40 AM  
"Plank Fall of Lulu? Venti Mocha Frapp for Plank Fall of Lulu."
 
2020-07-10 9:19:14 AM  
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Go coffee shop go
 
2020-07-10 9:27:53 AM  
At this point, getting your name misspelled is an integral part of the Starbucks experience. So much so, if another coffee shop started doing it, there could be a lawsuit.
 
2020-07-10 10:19:51 AM  
Oblig.

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2020-07-10 10:34:44 AM  

Fabric_Man: At this point, getting your name misspelled is an integral part of the Starbucks experience. So much so, if another coffee shop started doing it, there could be a lawsuit.


Haha, so the elites gather at Starbucks so they can make fun of the clerks who don't know how to spell, because they never applied themselves in school, so they have to work at Starbucks and wait on losers like you--the equivalent of being a grammar nazi on-line.

What busy, important lives everyone has. I must visit a Starbucks soon, so I can also have this valuable validating experience. "Ha, the biatch spelled my name wrong again--this proves that I am BETTER. No wonder I am too good to work at Starbucks, but only pay them exorbitant prices for their sludge water!"

Is that how it's done?
 
2020-07-10 12:33:28 PM  
The Starbucks by me wont let you sit in there, it is come in, get your stuff and GTFO. Most don.t even have any pastries. And one wasn't even letting people in they had a table at the door and took the orders there.
 
2020-07-10 12:46:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: Fabric_Man: At this point, getting your name misspelled is an integral part of the Starbucks experience. So much so, if another coffee shop started doing it, there could be a lawsuit.

[UNPROMPTED WHITE KNIGHTING]

Is that how it's done?


No, it's done like this: You go to Starbucks, order your coffee, give your name, receive your order, then get screamed at by some rando calling you a Nazi, for reasons I don't understand understand all too well, but don't condone.

Since you're here, I ordered the light roast without cream or sugar. Is this acceptable? What faux-pas have I committed with black coffee?
 
2020-07-10 1:03:34 PM  
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2020-07-10 1:34:00 PM  

VogonPoet: TWX:
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It took a fair amount of searching to find one that didn't feature the dog cobbled-on.
 
2020-07-10 10:12:05 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: dickfreckle: BizarreMan: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Also: wear a damn mask anyway.

I find it interesting seeing the masks that other people wear.  Some have plain disposable masks, but other people have cool patterns and colors.

My wife made and donated over 500 of them and kept enough so I have a decent collection I can color coordinate with my work shirts.

That's awesome! Kudos to your wife!

I got bored of the standard masks so now I rock this:
[Fark user image 425x425]/yeah I'm a Saints fan

WHO DAT!


WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT SAYIN' I SHOULDN'T WEAR A MASK DESPITE BEING ASYMPTOMATIC!?

/doesn't quite roll off the tongue but that's how I'm rolling
 
2020-07-11 12:52:56 PM  
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