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(Talking Points Memo)   Kayleigh "I will not lie to you" McEnemy says Trump's historic Supreme Court loss was a "big win" for the President   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2020 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Jul 2020 at 5:50 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-09 4:05:09 PM  
Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.
 
2020-07-09 4:08:43 PM  
She took the job because she thought she could be taken seriously simply because she has a pretty face.

I hope her career crashes and burns so badly that her name and face is a pariah.
 
2020-07-09 4:09:46 PM  
I wonder which school is prouder. Harvard Law for Maganinny and Scaramoochi or Wharton for Trump.

/Equally ashamed is my guess
 
2020-07-09 4:10:39 PM  

FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.


The third one, Drunky McDrunkerton, is the best of them (by default)
 
2020-07-09 4:11:16 PM  

Nadie_AZ: She took the job because she thought she could be taken seriously simply because she has a pretty face.

I hope her career crashes and burns so badly that her name and face is a pariah.


She's built for Fox News.  She'll have a show on there after the Trump Dynasty is done.  She will still look plastic and blonde in 2036.
 
2020-07-09 4:11:29 PM  
You can make the case that she is not lying with this statement.  It seems to be more of a delusional statement since they actually might believe this ruling was good for Trump.
 
2020-07-09 4:13:41 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Nadie_AZ: She took the job because she thought she could be taken seriously simply because she has a pretty face.

I hope her career crashes and burns so badly that her name and face is a pariah.

She's built for Fox News.  She'll have a show on there after the Trump Dynasty is done.  She will still look plastic and blonde in 2036.


I prefer a Fox News bimbo who doesn't look like her eyes are about to drift off the sides of her head.
 
2020-07-09 4:15:08 PM  
Has she told him? Because based on the the twattering I've seen today, he doesn't seem to think so.
 
2020-07-09 4:31:08 PM  
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

/ I don't like liars.
// Pee on my leg all you want.
/// Just don't lie to me about why it's wet.
 
2020-07-09 4:44:10 PM  
She'll be walking around with Trump-stink for the rest of her life. Doubt anyone who cares about staying in business will touch that.
 
2020-07-09 5:43:19 PM  
Every day he isn't perp-walked to jail is a big win for Trump.
 
2020-07-09 5:51:01 PM  
She ain't that cute
 
2020-07-09 5:53:16 PM  
Does Trump always yell about judicial misconduct, when he wins big?
 
2020-07-09 5:53:37 PM  
Huge win.  Giant win.  The President is actually tired of wins like this.
 
2020-07-09 5:54:49 PM  

gilgigamesh: The Googles Do Nothing: Nadie_AZ: She took the job because she thought she could be taken seriously simply because she has a pretty face.

I hope her career crashes and burns so badly that her name and face is a pariah.

She's built for Fox News.  She'll have a show on there after the Trump Dynasty is done.  She will still look plastic and blonde in 2036.

I prefer a Fox News bimbo who doesn't look like her eyes are about to drift off the sides of her head.


Meh. I'd still put on a raincoat and give her a hate-fark.
 
2020-07-09 5:55:16 PM  
Blondie Bratz keeps on lyin'
 
2020-07-09 5:55:43 PM  
At that same conference she said that Covid only accounted for 10-20% of hospitalizations in FL,AZ,TX, etc.
 
2020-07-09 5:55:45 PM  
Aside from the fact most people who've won down spend all day talking about how they lost on social media, isn't the easiest question after she says this "Why is it a win for the President to hide his tax returned when every President and candidate has released theirs for decade?"

This victory lap must be on a 30 degree incline because they keep tripping.
 
rpm
2020-07-09 5:56:37 PM  

hugram: You can make the case that she is not lying with this statement.  It seems to be more of a delusional statement since they actually might believe this ruling was good for Trump.


It still is (kinda). Pushed back to the lower court means it's going to be delayed past the election most likely.
 
2020-07-09 5:56:51 PM  
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2020-07-09 5:57:03 PM  

FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.


She might leave this sinking ship. And then the one after will be even worse.

I guess the best one was the who never held a press conference. Don't recall her name. She's Melania's spokesperson.
 
2020-07-09 5:57:46 PM  

FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.


Don't forget The Mooch. Or Poland.
 
2020-07-09 5:57:48 PM  
War is Peace!
Freedom is Slavery!
Ignorance is Strength!
 
2020-07-09 5:58:42 PM  
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2020-07-09 5:59:04 PM  

rpm: hugram: You can make the case that she is not lying with this statement.  It seems to be more of a delusional statement since they actually might believe this ruling was good for Trump.

It still is (kinda). Pushed back to the lower court means it's going to be delayed past the election most likely.


What were the other options from SCOTUS? If the decision went the other way, that would definitely have been a win for Trump. Could SCOTUS be more draconian on Trump? Could they have decided that Trump must reveal his tax returns NOW, in public, to the world? That might be worse for Trump than having it pushed back to a lower court.
 
2020-07-09 5:59:33 PM  

shopball: Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

/ I don't like liars.
// Pee on my leg all you want.
/// Just don't lie to me about why it's wet.


Fark is not your ....

You know what? In this darkest of timelines, you be you.


/Please try to keep it to yourself, though.
 
2020-07-09 6:00:45 PM  

gilgigamesh: The Googles Do Nothing: Nadie_AZ: She took the job because she thought she could be taken seriously simply because she has a pretty face.

I hope her career crashes and burns so badly that her name and face is a pariah.

She's built for Fox News.  She'll have a show on there after the Trump Dynasty is done.  She will still look plastic and blonde in 2036.

I prefer a Fox News bimbo who doesn't look like her eyes are about to drift off the sides of her head.


Of all the adjectives we could use, I'm not sure "bimbo" is the right one to attach given that she graduated from Harvard and all.

I think "purposely deceitful asshole" works just fine.
 
2020-07-09 6:00:50 PM  
I'm a female blonde thingie, and she embarrasses me.

And I am a woman who got a fark ton of job interviews (Hi Australia!) because I share a name with a Dutch porn star...

The next person who posts That pic will go on my list.
 
2020-07-09 6:01:22 PM  
It is a "Trump Win (TM)". We won't see his tax returns before the election, so he has that much more time to build up distracting crimes so we forget about this one. They also didn't do a whole lot, just puncture his claim of immunity.

It's a huge step in the Judiciary according to that NPR guy who was just on, they finally took sides instead of letting Congress battle the White House on their own.

But for Presidont Bumbletits* it's a huge victory, as he gets to kick the can down the road.

Also whoever chose that picture of her really doesn't like her. That is hideous and I no longer want to hate-fark her until she's blind. Cured me of that.
 
2020-07-09 6:01:27 PM  
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All I can see when I look at her.
 
2020-07-09 6:02:05 PM  

Spaz-master: She ain't that cute


Born in 1988. She's young. Too bad she has no future work after January 2021. She might get a gig on Fox. That would last about 6 months as sponsors will pull out. She has a toxic resume. In the real world where most of us live, it's a resume that can't be resuscitated without probably 4 years of additional education into a completely different field. And even then, her trust is gone. She's burned her personal capital so badly that it may be irredeemable.
 
2020-07-09 6:02:59 PM  

FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.


For me, it's still Hucky Boo Boo.

I don't know what it is about her, but she grated on me more than any of the others.
 
2020-07-09 6:03:05 PM  

Nadie_AZ: She took the job because she thought she could be taken seriously simply because she has a pretty face.

I hope her career crashes and burns so badly that her name and face is a pariah.


She wears the Liberty University "Cross of Protection"
 
2020-07-09 6:03:21 PM  

aleister_greynight: Does Trump always yell about judicial misconduct, when he wins big?


The "Art of the Deal" ghost-writer said in a 2016 interview that Trump NEVER admits defeat in legal matters. Even if he loses a case, he will still go around telling everyone how he really won.
 
2020-07-09 6:03:25 PM  

innocuous77: I'm a female blonde thingie, and she embarrasses me.

And I am a woman who got a fark ton of job interviews (Hi Australia!) because I share a name with a Dutch porn star...

The next person who posts That pic will go on my list.


What jobs are you interviewing for?
 
2020-07-09 6:03:47 PM  
dericwater:

Born in 1988. She's young. Too bad she has no future work after January 2021. She might get a gig on Fox. That would last about 6 months as sponsors will pull out. She has a toxic resume. In the real world where most of us live, it's a resume that can't be resuscitated without probably 4 years of additional education into a completely different field. And even then, her trust is gone. She's burned her personal capital so badly that it may be irredeemable.

Maybe she can get a job as Spicy's dance partner.
 
2020-07-09 6:04:02 PM  
Well, they are consistent...
 
2020-07-09 6:04:42 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: gilgigamesh: The Googles Do Nothing: Nadie_AZ: She took the job because she thought she could be taken seriously simply because she has a pretty face.

I hope her career crashes and burns so badly that her name and face is a pariah.

She's built for Fox News.  She'll have a show on there after the Trump Dynasty is done.  She will still look plastic and blonde in 2036.

I prefer a Fox News bimbo who doesn't look like her eyes are about to drift off the sides of her head.

Of all the adjectives we could use, I'm not sure "bimbo" is the right one to attach given that she graduated from blew her way through Harvard and all.

I think "purposely deceitful asshole" works just fine.



FTFY, as a Princeton person:)
 
2020-07-09 6:04:45 PM  
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2020-07-09 6:05:21 PM  
In all fairness, that isn't a lie, but an opinion.
 
2020-07-09 6:06:00 PM  
Can we impeach the Press Secretary?
 
2020-07-09 6:06:57 PM  

dericwater: FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.

She might leave this sinking ship. And then the one after will be even worse.

I guess the best one was the who never held a press conference. Don't recall her name. She's Melania's spokesperson.



Hope Hicks.
 
2020-07-09 6:07:56 PM  

Spaz-master: She ain't that cute


She and the rest of the Faux Noos blondies have permanently scarred me from ever enjoying girl-watching blondes. I can't look at home without thinking about the rather possible inner ugliness. Blondes know they have their +4 charm amulet look that can get them out of trouble or into things most of us aren't allowed in. And they use it when needed. Good for them, in a way, but ultimately, when they exploit that asset and over use it, it becomes rather ugly.
 
2020-07-09 6:08:12 PM  
"Kayleigh "I will not lie to you" McEnemy says Trump's historic Supreme Court loss was a "big win" for the President "

Oh good! Does that mean he won't whine about it on Twitter?

Ha. Who am I kidding...
 
2020-07-09 6:08:43 PM  

dericwater: innocuous77: I'm a female blonde thingie, and she embarrasses me.

And I am a woman who got a fark ton of job interviews (Hi Australia!) because I share a name with a Dutch porn star...

The next person who posts That pic will go on my list.

What jobs are you interviewing for?


Were - past tense. It was the early days of Google. And I knew it because my Dad way trying to find my Princeton office... and found Her") I spent the next year flying around the globe farking no one:)

Oh, marketing:)
 
2020-07-09 6:08:49 PM  
I'm also amused/horrified when a reporter asks her a question on a specific topic and she immediately pages through her notebook before giving a response. Like one page is "Covid deflections", another is "Trump taxes deflections", etc.
 
2020-07-09 6:09:07 PM  

FrancoFile: dericwater: FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.

She might leave this sinking ship. And then the one after will be even worse.

I guess the best one was the who never held a press conference. Don't recall her name. She's Melania's spokesperson.


Hope Hicks.


Nope. Hope was never spokesperson.
 
2020-07-09 6:10:08 PM  

FrancoFile: dericwater: FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.

She might leave this sinking ship. And then the one after will be even worse.

I guess the best one was the who never held a press conference. Don't recall her name. She's Melania's spokesperson.


Hope Hicks.


No not that one. The one who had all the DWIs.
 
2020-07-09 6:10:10 PM  

gunga galunga: FlashHarry: Of all the WH flacks - Spicey, Smokey Eye and the current Evil Barbie - she really is the actual worst.

For me, it's still Hucky Boo Boo.

I don't know what it is about her, but she grated on me more than any of the others.


You could see that she enjoyed lying. It wore on Snek. She revelled in it. Drunky didn't even bother trying to do the job. This latest thing just views lying as the core function of the job.

Smokey-eyed Grimace loved lying straight to everyone's faces. It was like she believed if she could master lying she could convince the mirror her face had symmetry, and the scale would decide she was 30 kilos lighter.
 
2020-07-09 6:10:15 PM  
I feel like if I told her my penis was 12 inches she would have to believe me.
 
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