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2020-07-09 3:57:23 PM  
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/Economist prediction model
 
2020-07-09 3:58:05 PM  
This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexand​e​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted
 
2020-07-09 3:59:40 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 850x630]
/Economist prediction model


I really want GA and AZ and FL

Mainly as a FU to republicans. TX needs to cost them everything to keep.
 
2020-07-09 4:00:04 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted


Head of task force prosecuting the prior administration.
 
2020-07-09 4:02:37 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted

Head of task force prosecuting the prior administration.


Harris for that

he is a foreign policy guy

Head NSC
Teaching
Running CIA
 
2020-07-09 4:05:17 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted


Somewhere in national security chain. He's proven his loyalty and willingness to speak truth to power, plus with all his background, that's the perfect spot for him.
 
2020-07-09 4:07:02 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted

Somewhere in national security chain. He's proven his loyalty and willingness to speak truth to power, plus with all his background, that's the perfect spot for him.


These are the career people in our government
and we will recover and have them again
 
2020-07-09 4:07:09 PM  
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2020-07-09 4:17:35 PM  
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And the latest Firefox update buggered up Ad Block...
 
2020-07-09 4:19:27 PM  
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2020-07-09 4:19:28 PM  
NCAA is going to cancel the non-conference football schedule
 
2020-07-09 4:19:31 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-07-09 4:19:55 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted


Why, US Ambassador to Ukraine, of course.
 
2020-07-09 4:20:48 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted


Somewhere in the military where his skills are best used.
 
2020-07-09 4:21:42 PM  

dr_blasto: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 850x630]
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I really want GA and AZ and FL

Mainly as a FU to republicans. TX needs to cost them everything to keep.


I want Texas. It would be a huge fark U I think.
 
2020-07-09 4:22:28 PM  
 
2020-07-09 4:25:25 PM  
:: grabs phaser pistol and rifle
 
2020-07-09 4:26:46 PM  
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2020-07-09 4:27:52 PM  
 
2020-07-09 4:28:08 PM  

null: :: grabs phaser pistol and rifle


Is that a phased unit in the 40 watt range?
 
2020-07-09 4:29:04 PM  
Afternoon, all y'all.

I ran today, and am now out running errands.

Stay healthy. Keep the faith. Light shiat on fire. It seems the only way the PTB notice.
 
2020-07-09 4:29:25 PM  

Taylor Mental: Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted

Why, US Ambassador to Ukraine, of course.


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DAMN i NEVER THOUGHT that is perfect


minister WITHOUT PORTFOLIO to eastern europe
 
2020-07-09 4:30:22 PM  
"Ленинград" Шнур ― Любит Наш Народ
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2020-07-09 4:30:42 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 850x630]
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I like the graphics approach of making the amount of color proportionate to the number of electoral votes, rather than coloring in the entire state. Empty space is empty space, and it actually provides the intended value of a color coded map.
 
2020-07-09 4:32:11 PM  
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Q: What's responsible for the COVID rise in Kentucky
A: Beaches
Gotta say I didn't see that coming
 
2020-07-09 4:34:00 PM  
Not sure if it was covered, but Berman testifying beforw Congress that Barr pressured him to resign.

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffi​n​1/status/1281276949680144385
Berman writes that after he signaled to Bill Barr that he would not resign and would need to be forced out, Barr "added that getting fired from my job would not be good for my resume or future job prospects."

(I think these were from notes before his deposition.)
 
2020-07-09 4:34:32 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: null: :: grabs phaser pistol and rifle

Is that a phased unit in the 40 watt range?


Type 3 phasers have an output of 1.05 megawatts.
 
2020-07-09 4:34:47 PM  
Rockin' in the Free World
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2020-07-09 4:35:03 PM  

null: https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Do​n​t-Touch-The-Water-Toxic-Algae-Bloom-Co​vers-Maumee-River-571682371.html

GREEN ALERT!


I was looking for late night food and of course Taco Bell was one of my options. I went there and the city of Riverview had a water alert. They could not serve anything with water in it. I did mention in here I went to White Castle after that and found out an order there I liked. But I have no idea what could have messed with their water. I don't even know if that is fixed. They are working the rail road tracks at the moment and going to that town is out of the way.
 
2020-07-09 4:37:44 PM  
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Probably an old one, but it's new to me, dammit.
 
2020-07-09 4:37:57 PM  
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2020-07-09 4:39:07 PM  
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He's not wrong.
 
2020-07-09 4:45:47 PM  
Blargmark
 
2020-07-09 4:49:18 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 596x559]
He's not wrong.


worse
 
2020-07-09 4:50:12 PM  
Penis
 
2020-07-09 4:51:39 PM  

BlousyBrown: Penis


Bagina
 
2020-07-09 4:56:02 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 596x559]
He's not wrong.


I do not posess the shop skills to give them AC/DC and Metallica t-shirts unfortunately.
 
2020-07-09 4:57:45 PM  
Why does today feel like Friday?

Damnit, I still have to work tomorrow!
 
2020-07-09 5:01:00 PM  

null: https://www.13abc.com/content/news/Do​n​t-Touch-The-Water-Toxic-Algae-Bloom-Co​vers-Maumee-River-571682371.html

GREEN ALERT!


To the two people who have Funny-ed this so far:

You try getting woken up at 5:30am on Saturday by a reverse 911 call that plays you a terrifying recording that the water is contaminated and don't drink it.

That was fun.  Including immediately whipping on clothes and getting in line (4th) at the nearest store to buy the big big jugs of H2O amid the panic and then going off to get breakfast down the Interstate where they aren't on Toledo water and watching the chaos spread as 350,000 people start racing outwards to buy all the water.

Monroe and Bowling Green sold out... Defiance and Monroe sold out... Findlay and Sandusky sold out... Detroit and Ann Arbor and Fort Wayne sold out... Cleveland and Columbus sold out.  The National Guard called in... fun times.
 
2020-07-09 5:02:00 PM  
 
2020-07-09 5:03:15 PM  

clodcomplex: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 596x559]
He's not wrong.

I do not posess the shop skills to give them AC/DC and Metallica t-shirts unfortunately.


I used to, but the app I was fluent in no longer runs on my updated OS.
 
2020-07-09 5:04:08 PM  
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2020-07-09 5:04:18 PM  
When you do teeter than led zepplin

Heart - Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin - Kennedy Center Honors HD
Youtube 2cZ_EFAmj08
 
2020-07-09 5:05:33 PM  
And fat girls rock
 
2020-07-09 5:08:21 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: And fat girls rock


Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video)
Youtube VMnjF1O4eH0
 
2020-07-09 5:10:59 PM  
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2020-07-09 5:12:25 PM  

Taylor Mental: Cornelis de Gyselaer: This is Vindeman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexande​r_Vindman

where would you put him if you were Biden & heaccepted

Why, US Ambassador to Ukraine, of course.


And you should be appointed Secretary of Fark You Trump for that.

\ farking brilliant, that.
 
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2020-07-09 5:12:30 PM  
Companion just got laid off. Two months, they're saying. Health insurance covered until September 1. So now they join the ranks of the funemployed.

At least they know their employer won't fark with their UI payments. Unlike mine. (Still unresolved. Joy.)

Still, they're in pretty good spirits about it. They've asked that my mom line up some projects so they can help out around here and not go bonkers, since there's not much to be done on their house. Which, of course, will have Mom swooning and trying to marry me off even faster.
 
2020-07-09 5:12:43 PM  
Spinal Tap - Big Bottom (live Royal Albert Hall 1992) HD
Youtube 1E9PiPv718c
 
2020-07-09 5:16:00 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image 596x559]
He's not wrong.


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