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(Sun Journal (Maine))   Auburn man with crimson tide of hair charged with robbery, severe Alabama Sports Identity Confusion   (sunjournal.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Grand jury, Jury, Prison, William Beasley, Auburn, Maine, Electric charge, male robbery victim, Bail  
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2020-07-09 8:14:57 PM  
Simply Red, standing by.
 
2020-07-09 8:17:51 PM  
There will be no Auburn vs. Alabama game this year.

just imagine
 
2020-07-09 8:19:23 PM  
Why couldn't his name have been Deacon Blues?
 
2020-07-09 8:20:44 PM  
Morgan LeFey had a man imprisoned in her dungeon for suggesting that her hair was "red"; because when a person is above a certain level in society their hair is "auburn", not red.
 
2020-07-09 8:22:27 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Morgan LeFey had a man imprisoned in her dungeon for suggesting that her hair was "red"; because when a person is above a certain level in society their hair is "auburn", not red.


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2020-07-09 8:28:26 PM  
Androscoggin County sounds fun.
 
2020-07-09 8:28:49 PM  

litheandnubile: There will be no Auburn vs. Alabama game this year.

just imagine


I hope you are wrong, but I am afraid you will end up right!
 
2020-07-09 8:29:16 PM  

litheandnubile: There will be no Auburn vs. Alabama game this year.

just imagine


Saban:
Because our fans are a bunch of sh*tbirds who couldn't wear a mask for a few weeks.
 
2020-07-09 8:33:28 PM  

Lady J: Kumana Wanalaia: Morgan LeFey had a man imprisoned in her dungeon for suggesting that her hair was "red"; because when a person is above a certain level in society their hair is "auburn", not red.


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I'd let her imprison me in her dungeon, if you know what I mean.
 
2020-07-09 8:35:01 PM  
The male robbery victim told Beasley and the 19-year-old that he needed to get it [his wallet] from his vehicle, which was parked nearby.

According to police, the male robbery victim pulled a 9 mm handgun from his vehicle and fired multiple shots at Beasley and the 19-year-old


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If you can't trust the guy you're robbing at gun-point not to turn violent, who can you trust?
 
2020-07-09 8:36:25 PM  
Crimson tide always made me think of women's periods.
 
2020-07-09 8:52:10 PM  
Is that crimson? It just looks red to me, not true red, but a sort of tropical red.
 
2020-07-09 8:52:47 PM  
That is quite the auburn mane that he has
 
2020-07-09 8:59:47 PM  
And may God have mercy on his so-

Oh. Wait.
 
2020-07-09 9:02:33 PM  
His accomplice:
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2020-07-09 9:04:55 PM  
I find it so interesting that so many ignorant rednecks just LOVE LOVE LOVE them some college
football..But they haven't and wouldn't set foot in a college classroom..Willfull ignorance
and childish putdowns galore for college educated people..Except the ones that play football
for their enjoyment...

And as I've posted before..Football in the South seems to have taken on such a racist
plantation spirit..It's the embodiment of Antebellum lifestyle.. But especially in the NFL, It's rich white "owners" sending their biggest guys out to brawl with their neighbors biggest guys in a big field for the enjoyment of well off white people who can afford to go to the show... Looking at it through that lens..It's really disturbing actually...
 
2020-07-09 9:09:23 PM  

msinquefield: litheandnubile: There will be no Auburn vs. Alabama game this year.

just imagine

I hope you are wrong, but I am afraid you will end up right!


He's wrong.
 
2020-07-09 9:09:48 PM  
Am I the first to point out (in an obvious way) that this has nothing to do with Alabama as the incident occurred in Auburn, ME?   Jaysus, people, RTFA!

/Yes, I am aware that this is FARK.
 
2020-07-09 9:24:38 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Lady J: Kumana Wanalaia: Morgan LeFey had a man imprisoned in her dungeon for suggesting that her hair was "red"; because when a person is above a certain level in society their hair is "auburn", not red.

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I'd let her imprison me in her dungeon, if you know what I mean.


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2020-07-09 9:37:14 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I find it so interesting that so many ignorant rednecks just LOVE LOVE LOVE them some collegefootball..But they haven't and wouldn't set foot in a college classroom..Willfull ignoranceand childish putdowns galore for college educated people..


They're dying off fast, but here in Minnesota a lot of the hard core Gopher Football fans are/were non-college educated people that became fans prior to the emergence of the Vikings franchise.

It was college football or nothing here before 1961 (a few were Packers fans, no doubt).

I also think you're overstating any ill feelings between college and non college educated people past and present.

People don't go to college for a lot of reasons; They don't have the grades, or the money, or they're going into a trade that doesn't require a 4-year, or they may be forced into the work world ASAP out of necessity.

I doubt that many of those who forgo college are trying to stick it to anybody by doing so.
 
2020-07-09 10:13:40 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Mr. Shabooboo: I find it so interesting that so many ignorant rednecks just LOVE LOVE LOVE them some collegefootball..But they haven't and wouldn't set foot in a college classroom..Willfull ignoranceand childish putdowns galore for college educated people..

They're dying off fast, but here in Minnesota a lot of the hard core Gopher Football fans are/were non-college educated people that became fans prior to the emergence of the Vikings franchise.

It was college football or nothing here before 1961 (a few were Packers fans, no doubt).

I also think you're overstating any ill feelings between college and non college educated people past and present.

People don't go to college for a lot of reasons; They don't have the grades, or the money, or they're going into a trade that doesn't require a 4-year, or they may be forced into the work world ASAP out of necessity.

I doubt that many of those who forgo college are trying to stick it to anybody by doing so.


Buddy of mine has a term he uses - "Walk Up Alumni."

Personally, I live in SEC country, and while I get that those who went to the schools here have a stronger tie, come on - these programs are national programs in reality.

Just because I grew up in Boston doesn't automatically qualify me to be more of a "real" Red Sox fan than someone who follows the team for a good number of years.
 
2020-07-09 10:18:22 PM  

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2020-07-09 10:36:47 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Mr. Shabooboo: I find it so interesting that so many ignorant rednecks just LOVE LOVE LOVE them some collegefootball..But they haven't and wouldn't set foot in a college classroom..Willfull ignoranceand childish putdowns galore for college educated people..

They're dying off fast, but here in Minnesota a lot of the hard core Gopher Football fans are/were non-college educated people that became fans prior to the emergence of the Vikings franchise.

It was college football or nothing here before 1961 (a few were Packers fans, no doubt).

I also think you're overstating any ill feelings between college and non college educated people past and present.

People don't go to college for a lot of reasons; They don't have the grades, or the money, or they're going into a trade that doesn't require a 4-year, or they may be forced into the work world ASAP out of necessity.

I doubt that many of those who forgo college are trying to stick it to anybody by doing so.


Oh, I understand that people don't go to college for a lot of really good reasons..But It's utterly
bizarre for people that never set foot on a college campus for school, are so hung up on
football teams and school rivalry that they aren't part of and have no real tie too.WTF does
Billy Bobby-Joe Lee  the local tow driver (And important and necessary job/business!) near Mobile,
have for a connection to a school like Auburn University? Much less to be such rabid fans..
 
2020-07-09 10:38:42 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: The male robbery victim told Beasley and the 19-year-old that he needed to get it [his wallet] from his vehicle, which was parked nearby.

According to police, the male robbery victim pulled a 9 mm handgun from his vehicle and fired multiple shots at Beasley and the 19-year-old

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If you can't trust the guy you're robbing at gun-point not to turn violent, who can you trust?


When the cops showed up they saw ol' Red trying to perform first aid on his accomplice.  Now he probably *didn't* want his friend to die, but he had... Red would might be facing murder charges too, depending on the jurisdiction.
 
2020-07-09 10:47:21 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Mr. Shabooboo:

WTF does Billy Bobby-Joe Lee  the local tow driver (And important and necessary job/business!) near Mobile,
have for a connection to a school like Auburn University? Much less to be such rabid fans..


Some college sports are so much bigger business than anything else going on in the school that I really think they should be spun off as some kind of minor league.  And then pay the damned players!

That would fit perfectly with how those fans think about the teams.
 
2020-07-09 11:24:24 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: It's utterlybizarre for people that never set foot on a college campus for school, are so hung up on football teams and school rivalry that they aren't part of


I grew up with the Vikings and didn't go the U of M, so I've never given two turds about Gopher football. I get the old timers being into them though, since it was the only game in town back then.

Gopher hockey had its appeal though, since back when I was a fan (when they were still a powerhouse that only recruited Minnesota players) you knew you were watching at least a few future pros.
 
2020-07-10 5:37:37 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I find it so interesting that so many ignorant rednecks just LOVE LOVE LOVE them some college
football..But they haven't and wouldn't set foot in a college classroom..Willfull ignorance
and childish putdowns galore for college educated people..Except the ones that play football
for their enjoyment...

And as I've posted before..Football in the South seems to have taken on such a racist
plantation spirit..It's the embodiment of Antebellum lifestyle.. But especially in the NFL, It's rich white "owners" sending their biggest guys out to brawl with their neighbors biggest guys in a big field for the enjoyment of well off white people who can afford to go to the show... Looking at it through that lens..It's really disturbing actually...


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2020-07-10 7:46:54 AM  
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