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    More: Followup, Violence, The Rum Diary, Johnny Depp, Domestic violence, Sasha Wass, Physical abuse, Abuse, Defamation  
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2020-07-09 6:00:41 PM  
Who wears a cravat in the summer!¿
 
2020-07-09 6:32:18 PM  

AuralArgument: Who wears a cravat in the summer!¿


I think it was scarf he'd been using as a mask. My husband uses bandanas and that's what it looks like.
 
2020-07-09 7:01:55 PM  
I really dislike the adjective "drug-fueled" for some reason.
 
2020-07-09 7:07:43 PM  
Sad, I thought they were going to make it the distance.
 
2020-07-09 7:20:20 PM  
I hope to get some great entertainment out of this trial.
 
2020-07-09 7:26:05 PM  
Trik:

Careful not to shiat the bef
 
2020-07-09 7:37:40 PM  

rhodabear: Sad, I thought they were going to make it the distance.


As far as women who will sh*t on your bed and cut off your finger and try to kill you and falsely accuse you of abuse while taking all your money go, I hear Amber Heard is one of the best.
 
2020-07-09 8:03:51 PM  

treesloth: I really dislike the adjective "drug-fueled" for some reason.


Yeah.  I prefer "rage-fueled". Rage-a-hol is cheap.
 
2020-07-09 8:27:18 PM  
He's too goddamn old to still be trying to be a real life Raoul Duke.
 
2020-07-09 8:40:08 PM  

treesloth: I really dislike the adjective "drug-fueled" for some reason.


The verb, however, is awesome
 
2020-07-09 9:16:26 PM  
That looks like one of the shiattiest Photoshops I've ever seen. Is that part of a tampon applicator on the table?
 
2020-07-09 9:50:22 PM  
On one hand, He does seem like the type who could be a complete psychopath in person behind close doors. That level of fame, that level of idol-worship can leave someone in the spotlight feeling invulnerable. Though he does seem like he'd be fun to party with.

On the other, Anyone that's ever seen the Top Gear UK Episode with her behind the wheel could think things could go either way...
 
2020-07-09 10:10:22 PM  
Jealous of Billy Bob Thornton? That seems...unlikely.
 
2020-07-09 10:22:24 PM  
I'm surprised this didn't end up as a Phil Hartman.
 
2020-07-09 10:37:29 PM  

AuralArgument: shiat the bef


I remember him

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2020-07-09 10:52:47 PM  
felt threatened by her career and was jealous of her male co-stars, including James Franco and Billy Bob Thornton.

One makes me believe her story, they other does not. Or Billy is secretly known in Hollywood as being a fark god.
 
2020-07-09 11:19:45 PM  
RAMPAGE!
 
2020-07-09 11:41:01 PM  

treesloth: I really dislike the adjective "drug-fueled" for some reason.


Then you haven't been there. Acid can keep you awake far longer than is recommended. Add in other drugs and booze.... Drug fueled.

Hell, Depp lived in HST's basement for months taking the same regimen. I have only done ether on accident (starter spray in a closed environment) and I'm pretty sure adrenachrome doesn't exist.

I still know my tombstone, from HST.
 
2020-07-09 11:41:12 PM  
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
 
2020-07-09 11:42:31 PM  
ReaverZ:

Billy had jolie during her cocaine days
 
2020-07-09 11:42:38 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: rhodabear: Sad, I thought they were going to make it the distance.

As far as women who will sh*t on your bed and cut off your finger and try to kill you and falsely accuse you of abuse while taking all your money go, I hear Amber Heard is one of the best.


Her friend also shiat on the bed, supposedly. That is dedication.
 
2020-07-09 11:43:14 PM  
baron von doodle:

So did bill Murray and Josh Hartnett
 
2020-07-09 11:44:51 PM  
baron von doodle:

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Prefers pissed on beds but he'll take what he can get
 
2020-07-09 11:46:00 PM  

A Terrible Human: He's too goddamn old to still be trying to be a real life Raoul Duke.


Umm, Hunter S. Thompson died at 63. Depp is 57. He is right on track, sadly.
 
2020-07-09 11:47:01 PM  
My other tombstone.
"I think I made it worse"
 
2020-07-09 11:50:13 PM  

ReaverZ: felt threatened by her career and was jealous of her male co-stars, including James Franco and Billy Bob Thornton.

One makes me believe her story, they other does not. Or Billy is secretly known in Hollywood as being a fark god.


Given Depp's accusations that she aquired him in desperation for game.... She may have just been looking for the best opportunity. OTOH, Depp might also be full of shiat.

Eating popcorn either way.
 
2020-07-09 11:51:01 PM  
For fame*
 
2020-07-10 1:33:45 AM  
This makes me miss HST even more. From Trump's election through COVID and BLM, he'd find the failing seam in America's cheap rubber mask and rip it back revealing what we already knew but couldn't say as clearly (or hilariously).
Haven't done any blow in almost 20 years, but goddamn I could use those four lines right about now. Might keep me awake for more than the usual 8 hrs these days.
 
2020-07-10 1:57:11 AM  

ReaverZ: felt threatened by her career and was jealous of her male co-stars, including James Franco and Billy Bob Thornton.

One makes me believe her story, they other does not. Or Billy is secretly known in Hollywood as being a fark god.


He was Angelina Jolie's second husband, back in the days when she was very hot. So I'd guess Billy's got some pretty good game.
 
2020-07-10 2:50:21 AM  
Check out Nick Wallis' Twitter feed as soon as you can. He's live tweeting from the courtroom. Here's a link to the threadreader compiled for yesterday in a subthread on his account. Johnny's testimony is interesting.

https://twitter.com/Roshuskies/status​/​1281298180156555268?s=19
 
2020-07-10 8:13:05 AM  

mrs john amber: Check out Nick Wallis' Twitter feed as soon as you can. He's live tweeting from the courtroom. Here's a link to the threadreader compiled for yesterday in a subthread on his account. Johnny's testimony is interesting.

https://twitter.com/Roshuskies/status/​1281298180156555268?s=19


The thread reader is a tough read.
But we do have people saying James Franco is "rapey"
 
2020-07-10 11:01:21 AM  

baron von doodle: ReaverZ: felt threatened by her career and was jealous of her male co-stars, including James Franco and Billy Bob Thornton.

One makes me believe her story, they other does not. Or Billy is secretly known in Hollywood as being a fark god.

Given Depp's accusations that she aquired him in desperation for game.... She may have just been looking for the best opportunity. OTOH, Depp might also be full of shiat.

Eating popcorn either way.


All I can say is that when the woman you left for the woman mid-life crisis who is now trying to bankrupt you is not only willing but volunteers to testify on your behalf? That says something.

YMMV.
 
2020-07-10 11:36:49 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: baron von doodle: ReaverZ: felt threatened by her career and was jealous of her male co-stars, including James Franco and Billy Bob Thornton.

One makes me believe her story, they other does not. Or Billy is secretly known in Hollywood as being a fark god.

Given Depp's accusations that she aquired him in desperation for game.... She may have just been looking for the best opportunity. OTOH, Depp might also be full of shiat.

Eating popcorn either way.

All I can say is that when the woman you left for the woman mid-life crisis who is now trying to bankrupt you is not only willing but volunteers to testify on your behalf? That says something.

YMMV.


It's also telling than neither side has subpoenaed Kate Moss, who he is alleged to have bounced around a bit.
 
2020-07-10 3:43:03 PM  
It sounds to me like they deserved each other.
 
2020-07-11 4:47:32 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: ReaverZ: felt threatened by her career and was jealous of her male co-stars, including James Franco and Billy Bob Thornton.

One makes me believe her story, they other does not. Or Billy is secretly known in Hollywood as being a fark god.

He was Angelina Jolie's second husband, back in the days when she was very hot. So I'd guess Billy's got some pretty good game.


She also has major daddy issues. Billy seems like a good guy to piss dad off with...but you know I have never heard a bad word said about him. So...
 
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