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(Guardian)   The last time global CO₂ atmospheric levels were this high, Jesus was riding around on a dinosaur   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2020-07-09 8:29:23 AM  
And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago
 
2020-07-09 8:32:23 AM  

ColonelCathcart: And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago


But you're confident Jesus was there?
 
2020-07-09 8:34:15 AM  

dillengest: ColonelCathcart: And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago

But you're confident Jesus was there?


Meh.  He's just alright with me.
 
2020-07-09 8:43:29 AM  

dillengest: ColonelCathcart: And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago

But you're confident Jesus was there?


If we agree that Jesus is God (which all real Christians do) then Jesus can ride whatever dinosaur whenever HE chooses.
 
2020-07-09 8:50:40 AM  

ColonelCathcart: dillengest: ColonelCathcart: And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago

But you're confident Jesus was there?

If we agree that Jesus is God (which all real Christians do) then Jesus can ride whatever dinosaur whenever HE chooses.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jesus was the *SON* of God.  Regardless of his divinity, the Bible clearly states he didn't exist until Mary gave birth, so chronologically he couldn't have ridden a dinosaur.
 
2020-07-09 8:55:02 AM  

dittybopper: ColonelCathcart: dillengest: ColonelCathcart: And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago

But you're confident Jesus was there?

If we agree that Jesus is God (which all real Christians do) then Jesus can ride whatever dinosaur whenever HE chooses.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jesus was the *SON* of God.  Regardless of his divinity, the Bible clearly states he didn't exist until Mary gave birth, so chronologically he couldn't have ridden a dinosaur.


Jesus is both the Son of God and God. And if God is omnipotent, then God (who is also Jesus) can ride dinosaurs at any "time" He so chooses.

/Checkmate Infidel
 
2020-07-09 8:57:37 AM  
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2020-07-09 9:05:26 AM  
How long ago is fifteen meters?
 
2020-07-09 9:21:25 AM  
Way to ruin a really cool science fact with a lame religious "fact"
 
2020-07-09 10:01:50 AM  

ColonelCathcart: dittybopper: ColonelCathcart: dillengest: ColonelCathcart: And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago

But you're confident Jesus was there?

If we agree that Jesus is God (which all real Christians do) then Jesus can ride whatever dinosaur whenever HE chooses.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jesus was the *SON* of God.  Regardless of his divinity, the Bible clearly states he didn't exist until Mary gave birth, so chronologically he couldn't have ridden a dinosaur.

Jesus is both the Son of God and God. And if God is omnipotent, then God (who is also Jesus) can ride dinosaurs at any "time" He so chooses.

/Checkmate Infidel


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2020-07-09 10:04:20 AM  

OldJames: Way to ruin a really cool science fact with a lame religious "fact"


That's what Fark is now.  No matter how irrelevant, you have to take a stab at the deplorables.
 
2020-07-09 10:36:29 AM  

BafflerMeal: How long ago is fifteen meters?


12 parsecs
 
2020-07-09 12:19:42 PM  
The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.
 
2020-07-09 1:40:53 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.


Reducing the number of people just prolongs the time until we use up all fossil fuels; the end result is the same, just slower.  The only way to "solve" the problem is to not burn all the fossil fuels, by moving to non-fossil energy.
 
2020-07-09 1:41:02 PM  

dittybopper: OldJames: Way to ruin a really cool science fact with a lame religious "fact"

That's what Fark is now.  No matter how irrelevant, you have to take a stab at the deplorables.


DREW, there's SAFEFARK? Snowflakes are melting
 
2020-07-09 1:42:33 PM  
See? Natural cycle. Wake up doom-gloomers
 
2020-07-09 1:47:30 PM  

LewDux: dittybopper: OldJames: Way to ruin a really cool science fact with a lame religious "fact"

That's what Fark is now.  No matter how irrelevant, you have to take a stab at the deplorables.

DREW, there's SAFEFARK? Snowflakes are melting


Oh, I'm sorry.  Did I offend you with the truth?
 
2020-07-09 2:02:10 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.


Reducing the number of kids some lady has in Congo makes basically zero difference. Now, if you could reduce the number of kids rich assholes have, and destroyed the vast industrial machinery of the west which produced the vast swelling of greenhouse gases since 1950, that would do something.

I'm sure your rejoinder will be "but CHINA", however they only joined the party very recently.

The vast majority of the world's people produce astonishingly little CO2.
 
2020-07-09 2:19:28 PM  

dittybopper: LewDux: dittybopper: OldJames: Way to ruin a really cool science fact with a lame religious "fact"

That's what Fark is now.  No matter how irrelevant, you have to take a stab at the deplorables.

DREW, there's SAFEFARK? Snowflakes are melting

Oh, I'm sorry.  Did I offend you with the truth?


Yes

As always


No, really
 
2020-07-09 2:28:18 PM  

Ambitwistor: AmbassadorBooze: The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.

Reducing the number of people just prolongs the time until we use up all fossil fuels; the end result is the same, just slower.  The only way to "solve" the problem is to not burn all the fossil fuels, by moving to non-fossil energy.


Ah, but we apply the logic of "it is wrong to tell marginalized people to not use fossil fuels" like China and India.  So there is NO way to stop using the fossil fuels.  At least until all marginalized people have equity with white fossil fuel users.

I guess a hybrid approach is OK.  Like banning whites from fossil fuels.  Then going for equity.  Then when equity is reached, hopefully over unity power generation is achieved.
 
2020-07-09 2:31:14 PM  
Just because humans weren't alive back then during high atmospheric CO2, it doesn't mean we won't be able to deal with it.
 
2020-07-09 2:31:54 PM  

adamatari: AmbassadorBooze: The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.

Reducing the number of kids some lady has in Congo makes basically zero difference. Now, if you could reduce the number of kids rich assholes have, and destroyed the vast industrial machinery of the west which produced the vast swelling of greenhouse gases since 1950, that would do something.

I'm sure your rejoinder will be "but CHINA", however they only joined the party very recently.

The vast majority of the world's people produce astonishingly little CO2.


Hey, I have called for all white males to self castrate, and if they don't, have the government castrate them.  Thus eliminating the continuation of white subjugation of the entire earth in one generation.

I am pro China.  They know how to stop corona virus.  They have unity of thought.  They are willing to enact a one world government.

The whites are the tumor.  I have no problem having the government enact universal health care and removing the tumor.
 
2020-07-09 2:34:46 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Ambitwistor: AmbassadorBooze: The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.

Reducing the number of people just prolongs the time until we use up all fossil fuels; the end result is the same, just slower.  The only way to "solve" the problem is to not burn all the fossil fuels, by moving to non-fossil energy.

Ah, but we apply the logic of "it is wrong to tell marginalized people to not use fossil fuels" like China and India.


Yeah, if you want to be dumb.
 
2020-07-09 2:38:38 PM  

ColonelCathcart: dillengest: ColonelCathcart: And the world of the dinosaurs was green and full of life...

/also Subby, dinosaurs had been dead (except birds) for 50,000,000 years 15,000,000 years ago

But you're confident Jesus was there?

If we agree that Jesus is God (which all real Christians do) then Jesus can ride whatever dinosaur whenever HE chooses.


Thank god I'm not a real Christian then. How embarrassing would that be.
 
2020-07-09 2:55:16 PM  

Ambitwistor: AmbassadorBooze: Ambitwistor: AmbassadorBooze: The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.

Reducing the number of people just prolongs the time until we use up all fossil fuels; the end result is the same, just slower.  The only way to "solve" the problem is to not burn all the fossil fuels, by moving to non-fossil energy.

Ah, but we apply the logic of "it is wrong to tell marginalized people to not use fossil fuels" like China and India.

Yeah, if you want to be dumb.


That's the logic the UN and other smart people are using.

So, you are a racist and want India and China to not use fossil fuels?
 
2020-07-09 3:26:17 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Ambitwistor: AmbassadorBooze: Ambitwistor: AmbassadorBooze: The root of the problem is uncontrolled production of people who want to use carbon resources.  Just stop making so many people.  Problem solved.

Reducing the number of people just prolongs the time until we use up all fossil fuels; the end result is the same, just slower.  The only way to "solve" the problem is to not burn all the fossil fuels, by moving to non-fossil energy.

Ah, but we apply the logic of "it is wrong to tell marginalized people to not use fossil fuels" like China and India.

Yeah, if you want to be dumb.

That's the logic the UN and other smart people are using.


No, it isn't.  Nobody is assuming that China and India should continue fossil fuels business-as-usual.

So, you are a racist and want India and China to not use fossil fuels?

That's an insane parody of what a conservative thinks a liberal thinks.
 
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