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(   Mets offer season ticket holders a free cardboard cutout to put in their seat during this season's games. Paper bag for over the head will be $50/game extra   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, New York Mets, Major League Baseball, Citi Field, cardboard fan bandwagon, San Francisco Giants, New York City, WFAN, list of restrictions  
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2020-07-09 1:15:47 PM  
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Hooker with a Penis: If my cardboard cutout catches a foul ball do they mail it to me?

yes. and if it hits your cardboard cutout, Bobby Bonilla gets paid another 1.2 million to find you and punch you in the face.
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