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(The Hill)   President of teachers' union: "I double-dog dare Donald Trump to sit in a class of 39 sixth graders and breathe that air"   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-07-08 4:53:44 PM  
She sounds a little weak. Have her hang around 39 kids after they finish junior roller derby or hockey practice for a while should toughen her right up.
 
2020-07-08 4:58:43 PM  
....while holding a puppy.
 
2020-07-08 5:02:49 PM  
I double dog dare Trump to sit in a classroom of 39 sixth graders and prove he's the smartest person in the room.
 
2020-07-08 5:04:06 PM  
You really want to try and teach him how to colour your flag correctly?
 
2020-07-08 5:09:33 PM  

SurfaceTension: I double dog dare Trump to sit in a classroom of 39 sixth graders and prove he's the smartest person in the room.


It has already been established he would not be.
 
2020-07-08 5:19:49 PM  
Do you want crying 6th graders pointing on the doll as to where Orange Mushroom Man touched them? Cause that's how you get crying 6th graders point on the door as to where Orange Mushroom Man touched them.
 
2020-07-08 6:17:20 PM  
Screw that. I triple dog dare him.
 
2020-07-08 6:44:13 PM  
Is this about Covid or flatulence?
 
2020-07-08 7:38:01 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Screw that. I triple dog dare him.


Nadie_AZ created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
 
2020-07-08 8:32:25 PM  
I triple dog dare him to infinity to sit in a room of second graders and read The Pet Goat to them.
 
2020-07-08 8:45:58 PM  
What have the kids done to deserve being inflicted with Trump stank?

/You know he reeks of old hamberder farts.
 
2020-07-08 8:51:49 PM  
He didn't actually go to sixth grade.  He paid someone to go for him.
 
2020-07-08 8:52:09 PM  

SurfaceTension: I double dog dare Trump to sit in a classroom of 39 sixth graders and prove he's the smartest person in the room.


He'd pay a kid to answer for him when he's called on.
 
2020-07-08 9:02:22 PM  
He'd run in there through a hail of bullets in order to spend the day with those children!
 
2020-07-08 9:40:24 PM  
Better make it 7th grade; more BO base notes.
 
2020-07-08 9:47:26 PM  
I have done it myself for many years and they would say:

"Mr. Carte, (almost in a whisper) who's that creepy guy over in the corner eating fried chicken?"
"That's our president."
"Mr. Carte, I don't get why that guy is eating fried chicken in our classroom.?
"What don't you get?"

"The whole thing."
 
2020-07-08 10:14:52 PM  
We're almost there.  He'll definitely fall for the Triple Dog Dare.  Looks like him too.

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2020-07-08 10:28:37 PM  
That's nothing.  Try teaching a whole bunch of six graders, while dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the classroom for 6 hours.
 
2020-07-09 12:10:37 AM  
Don't put Donny around small children. He's grabby.
 
2020-07-09 1:47:41 AM  
"Sir, we've been overrun by Mrs. Miller's 6th grade class! We should never have come to the Liberal School of Trained Assassins. Retreat to the lobby!"
 
2020-07-09 1:48:20 AM  
I can't imagine teaching 39 sixth-graders at all, let alone in the Rona age...
 
2020-07-09 1:48:31 AM  

iheartscotch: Don't put Donny around small children. He's grabby.


This, any of the female 6th graders are at risk from the child-raping President.
 
2020-07-09 1:49:04 AM  

wejash: Is this about Covid or flatulence?


Yes.
 
2020-07-09 1:52:26 AM  
My wife's a private school early elementary teacher. If they want her to teach in person next month, she quits.

Hopefully it won't come to that. The school seems to be smart, and the way things are going, by the end of the month the situation is going to be so dire that not even morons and lunatics will be able to ignore it (looking at you, DeSantis).

It's encouraging to see all of the teachers unions and a large percentage of parents absolutely livid over this. I saw a protest sign that said "I CAN TEACH FROM A DISTANCE, BUT NOT FROM A CASKET!"
 
2020-07-09 1:53:47 AM  

capt_sensible: SurfaceTension: I double dog dare Trump to sit in a classroom of 39 sixth first graders and prove he's the smartest person in the room.

It has already been established he would not be.

/FT4SurfaceTension
 
2020-07-09 2:00:58 AM  

pueblonative: Do you want crying 6th graders pointing on the doll as to where Orange Mushroom Man touched them? Cause that's how you get crying 6th graders point on the door as to where Orange Mushroom Man touched them.


"Oh, is this the girls restroom?  So, what's going on in here?  Did you know that if your lucky, some day, in a couple years, we might be dating."
 
2020-07-09 2:03:47 AM  

Skeleton Man: and the way things are going, by the end of the month the situation is going to be so dire that not even morons and lunatics will be able to ignore it


You know how I know you dont death cult, bro?
 
2020-07-09 2:05:26 AM  
The school district I teach in just issued a 50% population return to school with a mask mandate for teachers but the motherfarkers are too weak to issue a mask mandate for students. They're not going to rule on that until a few days before school starts. Weak motherfarkers.

/Cali
//Governor issued rules on masks
///My district interprets that as applying to employees only
 
2020-07-09 2:09:34 AM  
Rich assholes send their kids to private schools, which have smaller classes, don't rely on public funds, and are most likely operating on modified schedules w/online classes.

GOP 2020: Die for the Dow, you farking plebes.
 
2020-07-09 2:12:53 AM  
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2020-07-09 2:13:59 AM  
You guys are overreacting.
We've had schools open in Sweden this entire time, and we're doing great! I'm looking forward to going back and seeing who has survived.
 
2020-07-09 2:18:18 AM  
I read the comments Ray
 
2020-07-09 2:35:08 AM  

Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray


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2020-07-09 2:39:21 AM  

a far candle: The school district I teach in just issued a 50% population return to school with a mask mandate for teachers but the motherfarkers are too weak to issue a mask mandate for students. They're not going to rule on that until a few days before school starts. Weak motherfarkers.

/Cali
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///My district interprets that as applying to employees only


Which part? CV? OC? Your district may be playing it safe from the "MaKs cAUsIs SOciST FaCTisM!" antimaskers
 
2020-07-09 2:43:27 AM  

Skeleton Man: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray

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Jesus. farking. Christ. All of those people should be sterilized.
 
2020-07-09 2:45:56 AM  
It's a great sentiment to say such a thing. But to be a true hero she needs to pull off the modern day version of that Twilight Zone  episode "The Obsolete Man". Lock him in the room with the putrid air, for real.
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2020-07-09 2:52:30 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: Skeleton Man: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray

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Jesus. farking. Christ. All of those people should be sterilized.


I couldn't find the one I saw earlier that purported that the virus test can be swabbed from inside the mouth, so the only reason they're sticking something way up your nose is so they can "implant something."
 
2020-07-09 2:53:37 AM  
Funny, because I teach 6th grade and school starts in just over 4 weeks.
 
2020-07-09 2:57:05 AM  

Skeleton Man: My wife's a private school early elementary teacher. If they want her to teach in person next month, she quits.

Hopefully it won't come to that. The school seems to be smart, and the way things are going, by the end of the month the situation is going to be so dire that not even morons and lunatics will be able to ignore it (looking at you, DeSantis).

It's encouraging to see all of the teachers unions and a large percentage of parents absolutely livid over this. I saw a protest sign that said "I CAN TEACH FROM A DISTANCE, BUT NOT FROM A CASKET!"


We need a sick out.

/AZ teacher
/RED FOR ED
 
2020-07-09 3:01:44 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: Skeleton Man: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray

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Jesus. farking. Christ. All of those people should be sterilized.


One might even start to think that all of these people's parents should be sterilized retroactively.
 
2020-07-09 3:04:16 AM  
Sounds like my district will be issuing face shields for teachers and students will be required to wear masks. But right now, Utah is pushing for returning students in August. I'm quite sure a number of kids will prefer to stay home, and I'm also quite sure there will be a number of teachers who quit. Yeah it sucks but we will see where things sit in 30 days.
 
2020-07-09 3:10:02 AM  

Program User: Dictatorial_Flair: Skeleton Man: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray

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Jesus. farking. Christ. All of those people should be sterilized.

One might even start to think that all of these people's parents should be sterilized retroactively.


I meant by soaking them in an alcohol solution. I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
2020-07-09 3:14:56 AM  

Skeleton Man: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray

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When I read these posts,  and all the others I've seen like them before, I try to remind myself that there have always been people with misguided perspectives. It's just that they never had a platform to make their idiocy known.

That soothes my mind for a moment until I realize that the real difference between "always" and "now" is that now, thanks to social media soapboxes, these people's insanity is seen by many others; those who may be vulnerable to such a point of view. It gets amplified by a sort of feedback loop and what was once a tiny minority of people, grows larger by the day until suddenly you're dealing with an entire political party platform. One of only two available.

The internet was supposed to be the new Age of Enlightenment - the "Information Age". I guess it was never qualified to a frat many that "information" was supposed to mean VERIFIABLE facts and truth.

It's terribly ironic.
 
2020-07-09 3:33:53 AM  

a far candle: The school district I teach in just issued a 50% population return to school with a mask mandate for teachers but the motherfarkers are too weak to issue a mask mandate for students. They're not going to rule on that until a few days before school starts. Weak motherfarkers.

/Cali
//Governor issued rules on masks
///My district interprets that as applying to employees only


How exactly are they planning on doing lunch?
 
2020-07-09 3:36:25 AM  

Skwishmitten: You guys are overreacting.
We've had schools open in Sweden this entire time, and we're doing great! I'm looking forward to going back and seeing who has survived.


It might be a while before the EU lets Americans back in.
 
2020-07-09 3:38:50 AM  

Skeleton Man: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray

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Does your county not have science classes in the schools?
 
2020-07-09 3:40:34 AM  

Toxic Park: Skeleton Man: Wing Kong Exchange Day Trader: I read the comments Ray

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When I read these posts,  and all the others I've seen like them before, I try to remind myself that there have always been people with misguided perspectives. It's just that they never had a platform to make their idiocy known.

That soothes my mind for a moment until I realize that the real difference between "always" and "now" is that now, thanks to social media soapboxes, these people's insanity is seen by many others; those who may be vulnerable to such a point of view. It gets amplified by a sort of feedback loop and what was once a tiny minority of people, grows larger by the day until suddenly you're dealing with an entire political party platform. One of only two available.

The internet was supposed to be the new Age of Enlightenment - the "Information Age". I guess it was never qualified to a frat many that "information" was supposed to mean VERIFIABLE facts and truth.

It's terribly ironic.


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2020-07-09 3:56:33 AM  
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2020-07-09 4:01:40 AM  

ox45tallboy: Skwishmitten: You guys are overreacting.
We've had schools open in Sweden this entire time, and we're doing great! I'm looking forward to going back and seeing who has survived.

It might be a while before the EU lets Americans back in.


I live here, just North of Stockholm. I won't be going back to the U.S for a long time.

I feel like I am caught between two negligent parents, but at least Sweden doesn't have Trump.
 
2020-07-09 5:03:20 AM  
Trump (piss be upon him) upon entering a room with 39 sixth graders:

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