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(BGR)   There will be no additional stimulus check   (bgr.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States Senate, Mitch McConnell, Democratic Party, new stimulus, President of the United States, Party leaders of the United States Senate, Washington, D.C., George W. Bush  
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2020-07-08 10:09:37 PM  
13 votes:

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2020-07-08 10:25:42 PM  
7 votes:

Surrender your boo-tah: They should be sending 1200 per child, 833 per adult every month until unemployment hits 5.0%


I don't know.  If you're selling off your kid to the government you may as well ask for a round $1500.
 
2020-07-08 9:47:02 PM  
7 votes:
That sucks. It was gonna help me be able to buy a Trijicon VCOG 1-6x24.

/magats make me feel threatened, even at distance
 
2020-07-08 10:25:51 PM  
6 votes:

ImmutableTenderloin: This reminds me, I should buy a holsters for my pistols. Never know when I'll need to start carrying one of them.


Use the one you were born with.
 
2020-07-08 10:08:13 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-07-08 10:13:26 PM  
5 votes:
Ain't no checks bro. Turtle out front shoulda toldya
 
2020-07-08 10:44:54 PM  
4 votes:

Eddie Barzoom: I'm sure they are holding up the process while they figure out how to put his ACTUAL SIGNATURE on the checks this time Mnuchin you ASSHOLE


Don't be surprised if it's held up until the day after the election. Democrats have already pulled the "doesn't go far enough" scheme to make sure no police reform can happen under after the election. Don't think they won't hold your check up. Crisis feeds the left and they've farking hungry these days.
 
2020-07-08 10:30:56 PM  
4 votes:

Murkanen: Surrender your boo-tah: They should be sending 1200 per child, 833 per adult every month until unemployment hits 5.0%

I don't know.  If you're selling off your kid to the government you may as well ask for a round $1500.


Hey, slap a fresh coat of paint on those things, and throw up a quick pergola out front, and bet you'll get no less than $1800.
 
2020-07-08 10:29:16 PM  
4 votes:

mrparks: ImmutableTenderloin: This reminds me, I should buy a holsters for my pistols. Never know when I'll need to start carrying one of them.

Use the one you were born with.


Butthole?
 
2020-07-08 10:27:06 PM  
4 votes:

mrparks: ImmutableTenderloin: This reminds me, I should buy a holsters for my pistols. Never know when I'll need to start carrying one of them.

Use the one you were born with.


That pistol is for fun. These pistols are for work.
 
2020-07-08 10:08:55 PM  
4 votes:
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THERE. ARE. NO. STIMULUS. CHECKS.... THERE. ARE. NO. STIMULUS. CHECKS....
 
2020-07-08 10:16:46 PM  
3 votes:

PartTimeBuddha: gameshowhost: That sucks. It was gonna help me be able to buy a Trijicon VCOG 1-6x24.

The Trijicon VCOG 1-6x24 does not suck. It blows.

Welcome your prostate to the troposphere


ooh I wasn't expecting the thread to get this hot.
 
2020-07-08 10:49:21 PM  
2 votes:
They're working on a big, tremendous, beautiful stimulus package right now.  Big strong men came to me with tears in their eyes, sir please sir we need more stimulus, and only Trump knows how to do it.  So you'll be hearing yuge things about it in about two weeks.

/Around the same time as infrastructure week
 
2020-07-08 10:17:57 PM  
2 votes:

Aar1012: There will be more stimulus checks. They're gonna go to big business but they're still stimulus steal from us checks


ftfy
 
2020-07-08 10:15:30 PM  
2 votes:

gameshowhost: That sucks. It was gonna help me be able to buy a Trijicon VCOG 1-6x24.


The Trijicon VCOG 1-6x24 does not suck. It blows.

Welcome your prostate to the troposphere
 
2020-07-08 10:08:10 PM  
2 votes:
 
2020-07-08 10:07:11 PM  
2 votes:

gameshowhost: Trijicon


If possible, I'd go with optics that aren't made by theocratic nutjobs.
 
2020-07-09 1:14:41 AM  
1 vote:
Look at it like this:

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No so  much relief as a bribe.
 
2020-07-08 10:35:55 PM  
1 vote:

baxterdog: mrparks: ImmutableTenderloin: This reminds me, I should buy a holsters for my pistols. Never know when I'll need to start carrying one of them.

Use the one you were born with.

Butthole?


I hope so.
 
2020-07-08 10:21:09 PM  
1 vote:

HerptheDerp: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: So we should schedule the riots for August, then?

I imagine the eventual rent evictions are going to push the new homeless into the streets, and into the protests.

That, or we're about to see squatting become the new American popular thing to do.


That's why they're not sending checks, because it's such a hassle to get mail to all those homeless people.  See, it's not evil, it's just laziness.
 
2020-07-08 10:19:15 PM  
1 vote:

gameshowhost: That sucks. It was gonna help me be able to buy a Trijicon VCOG 1-6x24.

/magats make me feel threatened, even at distance


Dang!  Pricey little thing, isn't it?  But looks amazing!
 
2020-07-08 10:13:30 PM  
1 vote:
I still haven't gotten my *first* check!
 
2020-07-08 4:37:22 PM  
1 vote:
So we should schedule the riots for August, then?
 
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