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(Guardian)   Londoners trapped by crane, even scarier than that farking goose that stole subby's gardening hat *honk*   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Scary, London Fire Brigade, Metropolitan Police Service, east London, Search and rescue, Ambulance, London, London fire brigade, crane collapse  
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2524 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jul 2020 at 5:05 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-08 2:53:43 PM  
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2020-07-08 5:10:46 PM  
Problem solved:

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/Goose tastes great with a light honey glaze
 
2020-07-08 5:18:44 PM  
Just as long as there isn't a swan involved.

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2020-07-08 5:21:59 PM  
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"Don't look at us!"
 
2020-07-08 5:27:52 PM  
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2020-07-08 5:31:27 PM  
Wasn't me.

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2020-07-08 5:34:47 PM  
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I saw that there was this cheap goose simulator game where you basically just fark with people and ruin their lives...it kind of looked like fun but no thanks.
 
2020-07-08 5:39:18 PM  
Love sees love's happiness
But happiness can't see that love is sad
Love is sad
 
2020-07-08 5:54:20 PM  
WTF I thought we knew how to do this kind of work by now.
 
2020-07-08 5:58:11 PM  
Suddenly, crane!
 
2020-07-08 6:35:39 PM  

studebaker hoch: WTF I thought we knew how to do this kind of work by now.


We do.  But its hard.
 
2020-07-08 6:47:28 PM  
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2020-07-08 7:39:10 PM  
There were a lot of brown pants shortly after the fall
 
2020-07-08 8:30:55 PM  
No can defense
 
2020-07-08 9:44:37 PM  
That goose game gave me a lot of  trouble until I remembered that being as big of an asshole as you can possibly be is the entire point of being a goose. As a retail  pro-fessional, I have to put up with a lot of basic assholery on the daily and respond to it with smiles and pleasantries. It is incredibly cathartic to come home, pop Untitled Goose Game in the Switch and chase that kid around while hitting the honk button just because I can. It's almost  just a fun bonus that I can solve problems by thinking "what is the biggest dick move I could possibly make in this situation?" and then IT WORKS.

Unfortunately, this also explains some of our customers and their behavior. Apparently they're all just very tall geese.
 
2020-07-08 10:26:32 PM  

Invalid Litter Dept: studebaker hoch: WTF I thought we knew how to do this kind of work by now.

We do.  But its hard.


The crane has an owners manual.   It's in the glove box or over the visor, somewhere.

RTFM
 
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