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(North Jersey)   Woman survives a one mile trip through the Passaic drainage system after flash flooding. Ick   ( divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2020-07-08 2:53:47 PM  
6 votes:
She survived the ordeal after being "shot out" into the Passaic River, a result authorities referred to as "miraculous."

This should be a deleted scene from Being John Malkovich: between being ejected from Malkovich and landing in New Jersey, a mile long sewer ride.
2020-07-08 3:00:55 PM  
5 votes:
Drainage is better than sewage.

The more you know
2020-07-08 4:15:14 PM  
4 votes:
I'm amazed that she came out the other end unscathed.  She managed to somehow miss everything that might've been lodged in an underground drainage pipe, with no light, for a mile?  And didn't land on anything damaging after getting shot out the end?  Lady, go buy a lottery ticket.
2020-07-08 3:05:36 PM  
3 votes:
She should pay for the rescue cost by doing PSAs about the possible consequences of  driving through flood water.
2020-07-08 9:17:58 AM  
2 votes:
Could have been worse...
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2020-07-08 4:56:22 PM  
2 votes:

RedVentrue: I thought that was a standard NJ rite of passage.

Only if the sewer pipe looks like this:

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2020-07-08 3:01:39 PM  
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2020-07-08 3:13:53 PM  
1 vote:

EyeHaveRisen: Drainage is better than sewage.

The more you know

Yes, but not by a lot. This is New Jersey after all.
2020-07-08 3:53:26 PM  
1 vote:
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Doopity do.
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