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2020-07-08 8:37:55 AM  
 
2020-07-08 8:41:53 AM  
We've done this thread too many times, I'm almost out of jokes.

Two Mullahs walk into a bar.
 
2020-07-08 8:54:22 AM  

evilsofa: Why does shiat keep blowing up in Texas?

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I was about to say.  Maybe some of our rednecks infiltrated their society.
 
2020-07-08 10:14:22 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's a Mossad to their madness.
 
2020-07-08 10:16:34 AM  
State-sponsored cyber warfare?
 
2020-07-08 10:19:37 AM  
Iran just fell down some stairs.
 
2020-07-08 10:20:23 AM  
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2020-07-08 10:23:40 AM  

evilsofa: Why does shiat keep blowing up in Texas?

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Batman?
 
2020-07-08 10:25:17 AM  
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2020-07-08 10:28:33 AM  
Poorly engineered products made as cheap as possible
 
2020-07-08 10:38:27 AM  
Sanctions causing economic incentive to cut corners.
 
2020-07-08 10:39:09 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Poorly engineered products made as cheap as possible


Wouldn't we be seeing explosions everywhere all the time then
 
2020-07-08 10:39:18 AM  

evilsofa: Why does shiat keep blowing up in Texas?

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Frrrreeeeeeeeeedummmmbs!
 
2020-07-08 10:42:39 AM  

UberDave: evilsofa: Why does shiat keep blowing up in Texas?

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I was about to say.  Maybe some of our rednecks infiltrated their society.


More like their rednecks have established themselves in power since the revolution. Redneckism and religiosity really make for a fatalistic view on industrial safety.
 
2020-07-08 10:52:33 AM  
My money is on Israel, Trump would have bragged about it already and probably unwittingly outed a couple of our spies/operatives... Nothing is more important to that man than seeming strong and decisive in the eyes of his followers, if we did it, he doesn't know about it, so either he fell asleep at the briefing or there really is a deep state.

Or accidents... this is Iran we're talking about.  It's not exactly an industrial powerhouse... They've been trying to replicate cutting edge 1940's US military technology for decades now.
 
2020-07-08 11:00:32 AM  
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2020-07-08 11:03:05 AM  
Clearly, this is God punishing them for not using the right book
 
2020-07-08 11:04:46 AM  

electricjebus: My money is on Israel, Trump would have bragged about it already and probably unwittingly outed a couple of our spies/operatives... Nothing is more important to that man than seeming strong and decisive in the eyes of his followers, if we did it, he doesn't know about it, so either he fell asleep at the briefing or there really is a deep state.

Or accidents... this is Iran we're talking about.  It's not exactly an industrial powerhouse... They've been trying to replicate cutting edge 1940's US military technology for decades now.


"We did some routine cyberwarfare last week...but the real juicy bit of the briefing is this dirt we dug up on a Leftist conspiracy to have the nation wear masks in an effort to remove our sense of individualism!"
 
2020-07-08 11:16:10 AM  
When you care more about results/profits than safety. Things tend to go boom.
 
2020-07-08 11:17:23 AM  
Kinetic bombardment, maximising damage to infrastructure while limiting dispersion of radioactive particulates. It's no coincidence that OTV-6 launched just before the start of the incidents.
 
2020-07-08 11:27:31 AM  
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???
 
2020-07-08 12:12:50 PM  
space laser?
 
2020-07-08 1:58:21 PM  
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2020-07-08 4:05:07 PM  
Good. The Iranians can go to hell. Maybe they can buy their way into heaven with that stack of cash Obama gave them.
 
2020-07-08 8:22:41 PM  

camarugala: that stack of cash Obama gave them.


Oh, look.

A moron.

Far too many of them in my country :/
 
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