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(Page Six)   Amber Heard or one of her friends allegedly pooped in his bed and other things we learned from Day 1 of the crazy Johnny Depp trial   (pagesix.com) divider line
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2020-07-08 4:01:40 AM  
She sounds peachy
 
2020-07-08 4:19:39 AM  
I tend to give most entertainment people the benefit of the doubt because who cares.

That said, saw Heard @guest episode on UK Top Gear. The narcissistic simpering and posing. Just wow.
 
2020-07-08 5:05:44 AM  
Apparently, Johnnie should have actually watched Rum Diary before marrying her.

In it she is so sexy that you MUST sleep with her, but she is so obviously crazy and broken... it is not someone you marry.

"They raped him? TO DEATH?!"
 
2020-07-08 5:30:00 AM  
Seems like they had a shiatty relationship.
 
2020-07-08 5:53:10 AM  
Wasn't this a Law and Order episode?
 
2020-07-08 6:08:17 AM  
I don't know why but I went to some very early articles on the Depp/ Heard drama posted at Jezebel or Salon after the news came out that Heard was actually the abuser, just to see what people had said when it looked like Depp was the crazy one...

now I tend to consider myself a feminist, smash the glass ceiling etc. BUT WOW OH WOW dod those posts get it SO wrong. Like scary wrong.
 
2020-07-08 6:08:47 AM  
And this is why it's best not to take sides until both people speak their truths. Everyone was quick to demonize him, and it turns out she is a complete nut.
 
2020-07-08 6:17:36 AM  

EmmaLou: And this is why it's best not to take sides until both people speak their truths. Everyone was quick to demonize him, and it turns out she is a complete nut.


Both sides are complete nuts.
 
2020-07-08 6:23:20 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I tend to give most entertainment people the benefit of the doubt because who cares.

That said, saw Heard @guest episode on UK Top Gear. The narcissistic simpering and posing. Just wow.


This. There was a hell of a lot going on behind that facade.
 
2020-07-08 6:38:41 AM  

The_EliteOne: now I tend to consider myself a feminist, smash the glass ceiling etc. BUT WOW OH WOW dod those posts get it SO wrong. Like scary wrong.

You're not a feminist, then.
 
2020-07-08 6:46:26 AM  

rhodabear: Wasn't this a Law and Order episode?


Simpsons did it?
 
2020-07-08 6:50:08 AM  
How does this compare to Richards vs Winning case?
 
2020-07-08 6:52:21 AM  
Hey, some people would pay good money for that.
 
2020-07-08 7:02:08 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Apparently, Johnnie should have actually watched Rum Diary before marrying her.

In it she is so sexy that you MUST sleep with her, but she is so obviously crazy and broken... it is not someone you marry.

"They raped him? TO DEATH?!"


No. Never stick your dick in crazy, or allow a crazy dick to be stuck in you (whichever applies to thee).

Crazy needs to be starved into oblivion.
 
2020-07-08 7:03:11 AM  
Damn what a bad shot, you are supposed to take a dump on your partners chest. Maybe she needs glasses.
 
2020-07-08 7:08:52 AM  
I would say that entire relationship has shiat the bed.

Johnny? Settle. Run.
Never speak to her again.
Stop sticking your dick in crazy.

Spend quiet times walking the beach with your kid.
 
2020-07-08 7:31:59 AM  
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2020-07-08 7:34:10 AM  
There's a YT channel called Incredibly Average with some interesting analysis of the story, some of the recordings that have been released, and some of the various statements.
 
2020-07-08 8:26:24 AM  
Are we sure it was her poop?

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2020-07-08 8:34:09 AM  
So, in summary, they're both narcissistic entitled and broken.

They should be in different hemispheres.

She should stick to being hot and he should stick to being Keith Richards for money.
 
2020-07-08 8:52:41 AM  

The_EliteOne: I don't know why but I went to some very early articles on the Depp/ Heard drama posted at Jezebel or Salon after the news came out that Heard was actually the abuser, just to see what people had said when it looked like Depp was the crazy one...

now I tend to consider myself a feminist, smash the glass ceiling etc. BUT WOW OH WOW dod those posts get it SO wrong. Like scary wrong.


To the feminist mindset, it's impossible for a woman to do wrong. When you mention people like Heard or Thatcher, they get very defensive.
 
2020-07-08 8:54:34 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: To the feminist mindset, it's impossible for a woman to do wrong.


No.  That's the fiction feminist mindset from people who think feminism is bad.
 
2020-07-08 9:24:07 AM  
Who the fark shiats on a bed?

I'm sure there's a bunch of people here that have had crazy exes.  How many of them have shiat on your bed in a fit of rage? Or use the excuse... "it's just a prank"?
 
2020-07-08 9:28:38 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: The_EliteOne: I don't know why but I went to some very early articles on the Depp/ Heard drama posted at Jezebel or Salon after the news came out that Heard was actually the abuser, just to see what people had said when it looked like Depp was the crazy one...

now I tend to consider myself a feminist, smash the glass ceiling etc. BUT WOW OH WOW dod those posts get it SO wrong. Like scary wrong.

To the feminist mindset, it's impossible for a woman to do wrong. When you mention people like Heard or Thatcher, they get very defensive.


Classic mistake - Jezebel is not 'feminism'. Jezebel, from the dead Gawker family of pure shiat, is pure shiat. Sometimes they are good for a laugh though

Curious... do you actually know any women?
 
2020-07-08 9:32:50 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Who the fark shiats on a bed?

I'm sure there's a bunch of people here that have had crazy exes.  How many of them have shiat on your bed in a fit of rage? Or use the excuse... "it's just a prank"?


As I vaguely recall (don't have a source, unfortunately), one of the US Embassy staff held hostage in Tehran in 1979 demanded better food from their captors, or he would shiat on their beds. He got his way, mainly because he was about 6' 7", 350 lbs.
 
2020-07-08 9:39:02 AM  
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2020-07-08 9:48:43 AM  
i usually have to pay extra for that
 
2020-07-08 10:38:47 AM  

bostonguy: Both sides are complete nuts.


There's spending millions of dollars on scarves and dino skulls nuts and beating the shiat out of your spouse and shiatting the bed nutes.  One is harmful, one is harmless.
 
2020-07-08 11:05:27 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i usually have to pay extra for that


Then you're not drinking enough beer.
 
2020-07-08 11:06:05 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Are we sure it was her poop?

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2020-07-08 11:08:40 AM  

firesign: The Googles Do Nothing: Are we sure it was her poop?

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Aw geez I didn't see the typo until after I stole & posted that one. Oh well.
 
2020-07-08 12:07:33 PM  
Wow. You're in a pretty bad place when Johnny-freaking-Depp is the (more) stable partner.

I used to love me some Johnny Depp but he's more like a caricature of himself these days.
 
2020-07-08 12:34:14 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Are we sure it was her poop?

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2020-07-08 3:23:07 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Who the fark shiats on a bed?

I'm sure there's a bunch of people here that have had crazy exes.  How many of them have shiat on your bed in a fit of rage? Or use the excuse... "it's just a prank"?


It was probably the drugs did it, when you take an e your second task is finding a toilet.
 
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