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2020-07-07 5:13:33 PM  
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2020-07-07 5:24:03 PM  
This.  The process takes a year.  When he's sworn in, IIRC, all he has to do is issue a signed letter.  Heck, he can have it printed up in advance, ready to be signed.

(I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )
 
2020-07-07 5:25:30 PM  
Trump is handing Biden his entire campaign platform on a silver platter.
 
2020-07-07 5:33:34 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is handing Biden his entire campaign platform on a silver platter.


Dump's just burning the whole place to the ground before Biden is elected.
 
2020-07-07 5:38:50 PM  
Saw a Dotard commercial, here in California a few minutes ago.  Not sure why they are spending money here.  He has no chance of taking this state.

Anyway, it is a recording of what will happen when you call the police if Biden is elected.  "Since we have been defunded, we cannot help you.  Press one if you were raped, press two for murder.  We will respond within five days." Something like that.

It says "Some of Joe Biden supporters want to defund the police.  You will not be safe in Joe Biden's America."

First off, Biden does NOT support defunding the police.

Secondly, does this mean Biden could make a commercial saying "Some of Donald Trump's supporters want to kill everyone who is not white?"

Seems fair.
 
2020-07-07 5:44:51 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Saw a Dotard commercial, here in California a few minutes ago.  Not sure why they are spending money here.  He has no chance of taking this state.

Anyway, it is a recording of what will happen when you call the police if Biden is elected.  "Since we have been defunded, we cannot help you.  Press one if you were raped, press two for murder.  We will respond within five days." Something like that.

It says "Some of Joe Biden supporters want to defund the police.  You will not be safe in Joe Biden's America."

First off, Biden does NOT support defunding the police.

Secondly, does this mean Biden could make a commercial saying "Some of Donald Trump's supporters want to kill everyone who is not white?"

Seems fair.


If you were raped or murdered, the most likely suspects are the police, so defunding them means you aren't getting raped or murdered.
 
2020-07-07 6:13:09 PM  
Nothing like having a big Republican mess to clean up again.
 
2020-07-07 6:45:14 PM  
Just make sure you vote out every farken single GOP and "Libertarian" senator or congressman.
Because they'll hold this crap up with the purse strings and screw up the world even more.
 
2020-07-07 6:58:08 PM  

A Cave Geek: This.  The process takes a year.  When he's sworn in, IIRC, all he has to do is issue a signed letter.  Heck, he can have it printed up in advance, ready to be signed.

(I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )


I'm hoping that Biden's team is ready reverse all the things Fat Ass has done/undone.   The list is long.
 
2020-07-07 8:03:38 PM  

A Cave Geek: (I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )


I would love it if he has a stack of executive orders reversing every single one of Trump's.  Fat Bastard would stroke out. He couldn't tweet fast enough or covfefe enough.  Biden would get carpal tunnel, but worth it.
 
2020-07-07 8:21:40 PM  

syrynxx: A Cave Geek: (I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )

I would love it if he has a stack of executive orders reversing every single one of Trump's.  Fat Bastard would stroke out. He couldn't tweet fast enough or covfefe enough.  Biden would get carpal tunnel, but worth it.


I truly hope that once he is no longer president jack makes it clear that the rules now apply to him.

Imagine him being deplatformed on day one.
 
2020-07-07 8:30:33 PM  
Let's embrace NATO, too. Enough of Traitor Trump weakening us for Russia's behalf.
 
2020-07-07 8:34:54 PM  
Would they have us back?  We're little more than a case study at this point.
 
2020-07-07 8:38:46 PM  
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2020-07-07 8:43:42 PM  
Does anyone have that new low angle shot of Trump that's been floating around? His eyes look slightly crossed. Hair is in a precarious position...
 
2020-07-07 8:48:40 PM  

A Cave Geek: This.  The process takes a year.  When he's sworn in, IIRC, all he has to do is issue a signed letter.  Heck, he can have it printed up in advance, ready to be signed.

(I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )


Like having the cleaning crew work overtime to scrub out spray tan from the bunker.
 
2020-07-07 8:49:52 PM  

syrynxx: A Cave Geek: (I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )

I would love it if he has a stack of executive orders reversing every single one of Trump's.  Fat Bastard would stroke out. He couldn't tweet fast enough or covfefe enough.  Biden would get carpal tunnel, but worth it.


I want to see Biden, day 1, sign away everything that turd has done, fire every Trump apointee he can. Then have the celebration parade on day 2.
 
2020-07-07 8:58:16 PM  
...and right now, I suspect that there are a LOT of folks in government service who are busy updating their resumes looking to January as their time of departure from the civil service.
 
2020-07-07 9:01:18 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Saw a Dotard commercial, here in California a few minutes ago.  Not sure why they are spending money here.  He has no chance of taking this state.

Anyway, it is a recording of what will happen when you call the police if Biden is elected.  "Since we have been defunded, we cannot help you.  Press one if you were raped, press two for murder.  We will respond within five days." Something like that.

It says "Some of Joe Biden supporters want to defund the police.  You will not be safe in Joe Biden's America."

First off, Biden does NOT support defunding the police.

Secondly, does this mean Biden could make a commercial saying "Some of Donald Trump's supporters want to kill everyone who is not white?"

Seems fair.


We get that one in Ohio too. I think about the rape kits that went unprocessed. I think about Columbus and how about half of homicides are unsolved.

That ad does not describe the police if Biden is elected. It describes the police now.
 
2020-07-07 9:46:21 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Would they have us back?  We're little more than a case study at this point.


How the international community embraces Biden, will be infuriating to many.
 
2020-07-07 9:46:28 PM  
and from the replies in the tweet:
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So it's Putin that has Obama's time machine now ?
 
2020-07-07 9:54:43 PM  

A Cave Geek: This.  The process takes a year.  When he's sworn in, IIRC, all he has to do is issue a signed letter.  Heck, he can have it printed up in advance, ready to be signed.

(I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )


He's not going to be able to move into the White House, what with all the fumigation going on.
 
2020-07-07 10:17:32 PM  
Reading the comments in that Twitter thread leads me to believe the whole world has been snacking on lead paint potato chips during the CORONA virus lockdown.
 
2020-07-07 10:42:29 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Saw a Dotard commercial, here in California a few minutes ago.  Not sure why they are spending money here.  He has no chance of taking this state.

Anyway, it is a recording of what will happen when you call the police if Biden is elected.  "Since we have been defunded, we cannot help you.  Press one if you were raped, press two for murder.  We will respond within five days." Something like that.

It says "Some of Joe Biden supporters want to defund the police.  You will not be safe in Joe Biden's America."

First off, Biden does NOT support defunding the police.

Secondly, does this mean Biden could make a commercial saying "Some of Donald Trump's supporters want to kill everyone who is not white?"

Seems fair.


How does that mesh with the whole "When seconds count police are minutes away" mentality most of his supporters seem to hold?

/Like it would bother them anyway
//Feel free to ask someone actually spouting about it, though
///I don't want a third slashy, dammit.
 
2020-07-07 10:47:57 PM  

hubiestubert: ...and right now, I suspect that there are a LOT of folks in government service who are busy updating their resumes looking to January as their time of departure from the civil service.


Nope. No matter how bad it can get...and it will.
Having a government pension for retirement is GOLDEN.
 
2020-07-07 11:07:12 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Saw a Dotard commercial, here in California a few minutes ago.  Not sure why they are spending money here.  He has no chance of taking this state.

Anyway, it is a recording of what will happen when you call the police if Biden is elected.  "Since we have been defunded, we cannot help you.  Press one if you were raped, press two for murder.  We will respond within five days." Something like that.

It says "Some of Joe Biden supporters want to defund the police.  You will not be safe in Joe Biden's America."

First off, Biden does NOT support defunding the police.

Secondly, does this mean Biden could make a commercial saying "Some of Donald Trump's supporters want to kill everyone who is not white?"

Seems fair.


It's a moot issue in a presidential race anyway, since most police departments are locally funded.
 
2020-07-07 11:32:40 PM  
Ironically, if Biden becomes President he will genuinely make America great again.
 
2020-07-08 12:10:33 AM  
And the you'll just drop out again when Ivanka is elected, right?

Get your house in order.
 
2020-07-08 12:11:23 AM  
Biden's probably going to spend the first week undoing EOs

Hopefully he'll put pressure on Congress to make the changes actual legislation that can't be flipped on and off like a light switch if POTUS gets a burr up his ass.
 
2020-07-08 12:13:34 AM  

A Cave Geek: This.  The process takes a year.  When he's sworn in, IIRC, all he has to do is issue a signed letter.  Heck, he can have it printed up in advance, ready to be signed.

(I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )


Nope. Only one. That's tuning in the autopen.
 
2020-07-08 12:14:47 AM  

leeksfromchichis: A Cave Geek: This.  The process takes a year.  When he's sworn in, IIRC, all he has to do is issue a signed letter.  Heck, he can have it printed up in advance, ready to be signed.

(I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )

Nope. Only one. That's tuning in the autopen.


The autopens, otoh, will be running non-stop for weeks.
 
2020-07-08 12:16:06 AM  
Joe and his VP are going to spend the next 12 years just trying to fix shiat that Don's administration broke. And that's if there isn't an obstructionist Senate.
 
2020-07-08 12:16:49 AM  
So, this is basically our reality. We're just going to withdraw from everything beneficial when a Republican is in office, then rejoin when a Democrat is in office. Biden thinks we're going to "restore our leadership" to the global community, but he doesn't seem to understand that the world doesn't play the hot/cold game like your psycho ex in High School.
 
2020-07-08 12:17:13 AM  

mrshowrules: Doctor Funkenstein: Would they have us back?  We're little more than a case study at this point.

How the international community embraces Biden, will be infuriating to many.


Nobel Prize?

Nobel Prize.

And it'll be _hilarious_.
 
2020-07-08 12:18:16 AM  
North_Central_Positronics: Marcus Aurelius: Trump is handing Biden his entire campaign platform on a silver platter.

Dump's just burning the whole place to the ground and looting everything on the way out before Biden is elected.

Added for accuracy
 
2020-07-08 12:18:30 AM  
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2020-07-08 12:18:51 AM  

nytmare: Joe and his VP are going to spend the next 12 years just trying to fix shiat that Don's administration broke. And that's if there isn't an obstructionist Senate.


At the rate things are going, that might not be an issue.  Electoral-Vote predicts a 52-47 Dem majority.

STILL, VOTE, YOU FARKERS.
 
2020-07-08 12:19:16 AM  
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Melania Trump's Keyboard.

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Joe Biden's Keyboard will be similar.
 
2020-07-08 12:19:26 AM  
Biden needs to create a special team in his campaign.  Pre-election, they should focus on cataloging all of Trump's executive orders.  Post-election they should hand Biden a stack of printed executive orders reversing everything Trump did, waiting to be signed.
 
2020-07-08 12:21:51 AM  
Uncle Joe will need to plan for early in his first month or so an impressive foreign apology tour, just to try to fix all of the relationships the Dotard-in-chief has screwed up.
 
2020-07-08 12:21:51 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Saw a Dotard commercial, here in California a few minutes ago.  Not sure why they are spending money here.  He has no chance of taking this state.

Anyway, it is a recording of what will happen when you call the police if Biden is elected.  "Since we have been defunded, we cannot help you.  Press one if you were raped, press two for murder.  We will respond within five days." Something like that.

It says "Some of Joe Biden supporters want to defund the police.  You will not be safe in Joe Biden's America."

First off, Biden does NOT support defunding the police.

Secondly, does this mean Biden could make a commercial saying "Some of Donald Trump's supporters want to kill everyone who is not white?"

Seems fair.


That commercial aired in CNN and it pissed me off. CNN of all places. They should've told them to f**k off but nooooooo. Fact checkers my ass. They let a liar* put a lying ad on CNN. Unbelievable.
 
2020-07-08 12:22:28 AM  
But what if trump adds a "hereby no take backsies" provision? Yeah, that'll do it.
 
2020-07-08 12:22:35 AM  
It's going to take 4 years just for the adults to start to get shiat back in order.
 
2020-07-08 12:23:25 AM  

Driver: and from the replies in the tweet:
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So it's Putin that has Obama's time machine now ?


Did you see the response?

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2020-07-08 12:24:09 AM  

aleister_greynight: It's going to take 4 years just for the adults to start to get shiat back in order.


Four years we might have a handle on what was screwed up.  Then another four years to figure out the plan.
 
2020-07-08 12:24:09 AM  

AsparagusFTW: syrynxx: A Cave Geek: (I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )

I would love it if he has a stack of executive orders reversing every single one of Trump's.  Fat Bastard would stroke out. He couldn't tweet fast enough or covfefe enough.  Biden would get carpal tunnel, but worth it.

I want to see Biden, day 1, sign away everything that turd has done, fire every Trump apointee he can. Then have the celebration parade on day 2.


How about cancel the parade entirely and just have Biden signing all day in front of a crowd larger than Trumps?
 
2020-07-08 12:24:10 AM  
We're going to rejoin WHAT?
 
2020-07-08 12:25:20 AM  

A Cave Geek: This.  The process takes a year.  When he's sworn in, IIRC, all he has to do is issue a signed letter.  Heck, he can have it printed up in advance, ready to be signed.

(I imagine he's going to have a LOT of things requiring his signature on Day 1. )


printed up in advance

How much you wanna bet Republicans call that a Logan Act violation?
 
2020-07-08 12:26:22 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Saw a Dotard commercial, here in California a few minutes ago.  Not sure why they are spending money here.  He has no chance of taking this state.

Anyway, it is a recording of what will happen when you call the police if Biden is elected.  "Since we have been defunded, we cannot help you.  Press one if you were raped, press two for murder.  We will respond within five days." Something like that.

It says "Some of Joe Biden supporters want to defund the police.  You will not be safe in Joe Biden's America."

First off, Biden does NOT support defunding the police.

Secondly, does this mean Biden could make a commercial saying "Some of Donald Trump's supporters want to kill everyone who is not white?"

Seems fair.


Doesn't have to make sense. All it has to do is make scared white suburbanites think Biden and his cronies will make sure there are no police to save them from the hordes of rapists and murderers who are only not raping and murdering because the police exist

It's like in '04 when people in places no one cares about voted for Bush because he'd protect them from terrorists. It doesn't have to make sense, they just have to be scared
 
2020-07-08 12:27:02 AM  

Driver: and from the replies in the tweet:
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So it's Putin that has Obama's time machine now ?


Putin actually does have access to everything he'd need to build one.

I hope Biden does to Putin what Obama did to Bin Laden, before Putin figures out: 1) what he has access to 2) how to use it.
 
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