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2020-07-07 4:14:16 PM  
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2020-07-07 4:15:34 PM  
 
2020-07-07 4:15:55 PM  
Blaaarrrrrrrrggghhhhh
 
2020-07-07 4:16:15 PM  
My receipt from the new dispensary I visited is worth 10% off at the little mom and pop Mexican restaurant across the street. In  the Mexican part of town. How awesome is that?
 
2020-07-07 4:18:18 PM  
 
2020-07-07 4:19:09 PM  
With the US cutting ties with WHO, can we easily get back in it in the future, or is this yet ANOTHER bridge Drumpf has totally burned?
 
2020-07-07 4:22:59 PM  

geom_00: With the US cutting ties with WHO, can we easily get back in it in the future, or is this yet ANOTHER bridge Drumpf has totally burned?


Any treaty or agreement can be renegotiated

Well be fine
 
2020-07-07 4:23:05 PM  
Howdy all, not much new over here..
 
2020-07-07 4:30:02 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: geom_00: With the US cutting ties with WHO, can we easily get back in it in the future, or is this yet ANOTHER bridge Drumpf has totally burned?

Any treaty or agreement can be renegotiated

Well be fine


Thanks!
 
2020-07-07 4:31:16 PM  
Is this it?  Is this what we've come to?
 
2020-07-07 4:31:19 PM  
F*CK YOUR TACOS, I HAVE CURRY!
 
2020-07-07 4:32:52 PM  
I have curry.  But now I want tacos.

And the protestors ransacked the nearest Taco Bell.  Dammit!
 
2020-07-07 4:32:58 PM  
*mops forehead*

*pants*


I ordered mine Thai hot...
 
2020-07-07 4:33:58 PM  

JulieAzel626: GOP ops on Trump's chances in November.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/​politics-features/trump-reelection-cha​nces-2020-house-senate-candidates-bide​n-1024862/amp/?__twitter_impression=tr​ue


This is the boiled down essence:
What I found in their answers was one part Stockholm Syndrome, one part survival instinct. They all may not love the president, but most share his loathing for his enemies on the left, in the media, and the apostate Never Trump Republicans with a passion that engenders an alliance with the president, if not a kinship. And even among those who don't share the tribalistic hatreds, they perceive a political reality driven by base voters and the president's shiatposting that simply does not allow for dissent.

TLDR; we hate the libs, and we're in a stranglehold of a too-slowly-shrinking base still enthralled with Trump.
 
2020-07-07 4:34:06 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I have curry.  But now I want tacos.

And the protestors ransacked the nearest Taco Bell.  Dammit!


Modmin might need to rename thread Curry Tuesday at this rate.
 
2020-07-07 4:34:44 PM  

null: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I have curry.  But now I want tacos.

And the protestors ransacked the nearest Taco Bell.  Dammit!

Modmin might need to rename thread Curry Tuesday at this rate.


Make it Tikka Tuesday, eh?
 
2020-07-07 4:35:26 PM  

null: *mops forehead*

*pants*

I ordered mine Thai hot...


I have the opposite I have red potatoes
Mashed
 
2020-07-07 4:37:19 PM  

cretinbob: My receipt from the new dispensary I visited is worth 10% off at the little mom and pop Mexican restaurant across the street. In  the Mexican part of town. How awesome is that?


It sounds like awsome taco time.
 
2020-07-07 4:38:11 PM  
Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.
 
2020-07-07 4:38:53 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.


What's your plan mycroft
MN Ed plan or something else
 
2020-07-07 4:39:17 PM  

geom_00: With the US cutting ties with WHO, can we easily get back in it in the future, or is this yet ANOTHER bridge Drumpf has totally burned?


We aren't even leaving 'til July 2021, so it'll likely be undone before it happens.
We'll be out of the Paris climate accord for 3 months.
We'll probably join the TPP in the first year or two of Biden.
Biden's transition period will be used to get all the people lined up needed to fix all the departments Trump spent 3 years shiatting on the carpets of.
 
2020-07-07 4:39:52 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I have curry.  But now I want tacos.

And the protestors ransacked the nearest Taco Bell.  Dammit!


I want curry tacos.
 
2020-07-07 4:40:14 PM  

null: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I have curry.  But now I want tacos.

And the protestors ransacked the nearest Taco Bell.  Dammit!

Modmin might need to rename thread Curry Tuesday at this rate.


I can't get curry easily.
 
2020-07-07 4:40:19 PM  

null: *mops forehead*

*pants*

I ordered mine Thai hot...


I like medium hot mussomon in red curry.

Edit: I like beef massaman. I guess that's the way it's propely spelled. And it's funny that massaman curry is nored for being mild, which I consider medium hot. In my defense, I do tend to order it slightly spicier, unlike my buddy who requested hot enough to "challenge the chef". I tasted his... it was very good, but I could not eat more than two bites. The waiter was quite pleased with the tears of the white man.
 
2020-07-07 4:40:57 PM  

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.


F*CK HIM, F*CK HIM UP HIS YUGE ASS WITH AN OIL DRILLING RIG SLATHERED IN GROUND GLASS, PURE CAPSAICIN, ROCK SALT, AND FIRE ANTS
 
2020-07-07 4:41:39 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: I have curry.  But now I want tacos.

And the protestors ransacked the nearest Taco Bell.  Dammit!

I want curry tacos.


There's a place in the local Global Market that specializes in a fusion like that.  Indiritos and such.  Pretty tasty too.
 
2020-07-07 4:42:50 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: null: *mops forehead*

*pants*

I ordered mine Thai hot...

I like medium hot mussomon in red curry.

Edit: I like beef massaman. I guess that's the way it's propely spelled. And it's funny that massaman curry is nored for being mild, which I consider medium hot. In my defense, I do tend to order it slightly spicier, unlike my buddy who requested hot enough to "challenge the chef". I tasted his... it was very good, but I could not eat more than two bites. The waiter was quite pleased with the tears of the white man.


Mine is Thai hot massamun with chicken.

It hits fairly hard at the start and mellows out as you get into it, I find.
 
2020-07-07 4:44:13 PM  

cretinbob: My receipt from the new dispensary I visited is worth 10% off at the little mom and pop Mexican restaurant across the street. In  the Mexican part of town. How awesome is that?


Very cool.  But get carryout to stay safe, and I humbly suggest you ignore the coupon and pay full price if you have the means, restaurants are going to keep getting shafted by COVID for a while yet.
 
2020-07-07 4:45:20 PM  

JulieAzel626: A rather curious set of notes Trump likely accidentally took out of his coat pocket.


Regarding the "TIM WANE" (sic) part, I can only imagine it went down like this:

TRUMP: Get me Bruce Wayne! He's a billionaire, a real tough guy. And he's Batman, real popular. I get him to back me, my numbers will be sky high. By the way don't tell anyone I told you he's Batman.
AIDE: ...I'm sorry sir, but Bruce Wayne is unavailable. In fact, he doesn't even--
TRUMP: Well then if you can't do it you're fired. Find someone who knows him, I gotta talk to Bruce. Do something!
AIDE: ...Actually, sir, Bruce has... a brother... named... Tim. Tim.
TRUMP: Well I gotta talk to him then! Get me Tim!
AIDE: Yes sir.
TRUMP: Wait. You think Tim knows Bruce is Batman?
AIDE: I don't know sir.
TRUMP: Yeah best not to mention it. Just get me Tim.
 
2020-07-07 4:45:30 PM  

null: JohnnyApocalypse: null: *mops forehead*

*pants*

I ordered mine Thai hot...

I like medium hot mussomon in red curry.

Edit: I like beef massaman. I guess that's the way it's propely spelled. And it's funny that massaman curry is nored for being mild, which I consider medium hot. In my defense, I do tend to order it slightly spicier, unlike my buddy who requested hot enough to "challenge the chef". I tasted his... it was very good, but I could not eat more than two bites. The waiter was quite pleased with the tears of the white man.

Mine is Thai hot massamun with chicken.

It hits fairly hard at the start and mellows out as you get into it, I find.


I love massaman current with chicken, but I have to get it white girl spicy.
 
2020-07-07 4:47:26 PM  
Disney says it will go ahead with plans to reopen its Orlando, Florida, theme parks on Saturday. Some workers have been asking for a delay - Reuters
 
2020-07-07 4:47:41 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.

What's your plan mycroft
MN Ed plan or something else


I don't know what will happen yet.  I mean, I know "the plan" is to reopen in about a month.  But if case numbers shoot back up here, the plan could get scrapped.  So far MN has been doing well with declining cases, but we saw how fragile that can be if people go back to business as usual.

All it would take is some people taking summer vacations to hot spots (or from hot spots) to get things started again.  Damn people.
 
2020-07-07 4:48:59 PM  

null: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.

F*CK HIM, F*CK HIM UP HIS YUGE ASS WITH AN OIL DRILLING RIG SLATHERED IN GROUND GLASS, PURE CAPSAICIN, ROCK SALT, AND FIRE ANTS


/works for public schools
 
2020-07-07 4:49:03 PM  

dhcmrlchtdj: JulieAzel626: A rather curious set of notes Trump likely accidentally took out of his coat pocket.

Regarding the "TIM WANE" (sic) part, I can only imagine it went down like this:

TRUMP: Get me Bruce Wayne! He's a billionaire, a real tough guy. And he's Batman, real popular. I get him to back me, my numbers will be sky high. By the way don't tell anyone I told you he's Batman.
AIDE: ...I'm sorry sir, but Bruce Wayne is unavailable. In fact, he doesn't even--
TRUMP: Well then if you can't do it you're fired. Find someone who knows him, I gotta talk to Bruce. Do something!
AIDE: ...Actually, sir, Bruce has... a brother... named... Tim. Tim.
TRUMP: Well I gotta talk to him then! Get me Tim!
AIDE: Yes sir.
TRUMP: Wait. You think Tim knows Bruce is Batman?
AIDE: I don't know sir.
TRUMP: Yeah best not to mention it. Just get me Tim.


This is hilarious, as it's how imagine many of Trump's meetings with aides go.

I took it as he mangled Tim Kaine (that W looks scribbly), and wanted to somehow leverage a talking ponint against the Dems.
 
2020-07-07 4:49:09 PM  

JulieAzel626: Disney says it will go ahead with plans to reopen its Orlando, Florida, theme parks on Saturday. Some workers have been asking for a delay - Reuters


That's like Minnie cheating on Mickey.

Farking Goofy.
 
2020-07-07 4:50:35 PM  

null: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.

F*CK HIM, F*CK HIM UP HIS YUGE ASS WITH AN OIL DRILLING RIG SLATHERED IN GROUND GLASS, PURE CAPSAICIN, ROCK SALT, AND FIRE ANTS


Ya know, the rock salt is completely superfluous there.
 
2020-07-07 4:51:11 PM  
I was tested back on April 29th for Covid.
 
2020-07-07 4:54:26 PM  

clodcomplex: cretinbob: My receipt from the new dispensary I visited is worth 10% off at the little mom and pop Mexican restaurant across the street. In  the Mexican part of town. How awesome is that?

Very cool.  But get carryout to stay safe, and I humbly suggest you ignore the coupon and pay full price if you have the means, restaurants are going to keep getting shafted by COVID for a while yet.


When we were running other errands I noticed the place. It looks like it's been there awhile, and that's always a good sign. So I checked and they've been in business since 1998. Guatemalan man and local woman. Menu is basic, prices are very reasonable. $7.50 for a taco plate with beans and rice. You can't do that well at Taco Bell.
 
2020-07-07 4:55:00 PM  
We've got too many leftovers here to justify ordering a curry pizza... Sigh.

Mr. SJF's youngest brother is married to a woman from Thailand. They live in Charlotte, NC. The horror stories of racism have been just awful. We've never gone to visit them, but see them at mom-in-law's place, and they've visited here. It was heaps of fun taking them over to the local Thai restaurant.

All of this was before I discovered (and probably exacerbated) my peanut sensitivity, so now Thai food is sadly off limits.
 
2020-07-07 4:55:04 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: null: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.

F*CK HIM, F*CK HIM UP HIS YUGE ASS WITH AN OIL DRILLING RIG SLATHERED IN GROUND GLASS, PURE CAPSAICIN, ROCK SALT, AND FIRE ANTS

Ya know, the rock salt is completely superfluous there.


NO IT'S NOT

ADD WASABI TO THE MIX TOO
 
2020-07-07 4:57:55 PM  

clodcomplex: Biden's transition period will be used to get all the people lined up needed to fix all the departments Trump spent 3 years shiatting on the carpets of.


Biden's transition team is gonna have a HELLUVA task ahead of it
 
2020-07-07 4:58:28 PM  

tudorgurl: but I have to get it white girl spicy.


I hope you are staying safe Tudor!!
 
2020-07-07 5:00:12 PM  

geom_00: clodcomplex: Biden's transition period will be used to get all the people lined up needed to fix all the departments Trump spent 3 years shiatting on the carpets of.

Biden's transition team is gonna have a HELLUVA task ahead of it


Transition team may need to include a heap of generals to make sure it happens.
 
2020-07-07 5:00:21 PM  

geom_00: clodcomplex: Biden's transition period will be used to get all the people lined up needed to fix all the departments Trump spent 3 years shiatting on the carpets of.

Biden's transition team is gonna have a HELLUVA task ahead of it


Biden has foreign policy experience so I think that repair may come sooner than others
 
2020-07-07 5:00:26 PM  
I have my daily curry lunch. I have added some tomatoes from the garden, and a little can of green chilies.

It tastes awesome. It's now more of a mexicurry, though
 
2020-07-07 5:01:06 PM  

null: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: null: Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Trump wants schools to reopen in the fall.  You know what that means: No school this fall.

F*CK HIM, F*CK HIM UP HIS YUGE ASS WITH AN OIL DRILLING RIG SLATHERED IN GROUND GLASS, PURE CAPSAICIN, ROCK SALT, AND FIRE ANTS

Ya know, the rock salt is completely superfluous there.

NO IT'S NOT

ADD WASABI TO THE MIX TOO


And lemon juice!
 
2020-07-07 5:02:12 PM  

cretinbob: clodcomplex: cretinbob: My receipt from the new dispensary I visited is worth 10% off at the little mom and pop Mexican restaurant across the street. In  the Mexican part of town. How awesome is that?

Very cool.  But get carryout to stay safe, and I humbly suggest you ignore the coupon and pay full price if you have the means, restaurants are going to keep getting shafted by COVID for a while yet.

When we were running other errands I noticed the place. It looks like it's been there awhile, and that's always a good sign. So I checked and they've been in business since 1998. Guatemalan man and local woman. Menu is basic, prices are very reasonable. $7.50 for a taco plate with beans and rice. You can't do that well at Taco Bell.


And I guarantee that mom and pop shop doesn't donate to Trump's reelection campaign like Taco Bell does.
 
2020-07-07 5:02:24 PM  
 
2020-07-07 5:03:04 PM  

geom_00: tudorgurl: but I have to get it white girl spicy.

I hope you are staying safe Tudor!!


We're trying!! But morons are abound here in Hell!
 
2020-07-07 5:04:05 PM  
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- At least eight Mississippi lawmakers have contracted COVID-19; many in Capitol did not wear masks or stay distanced.
 
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