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(SoraNews24)   Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?   (soranews24.com) divider line
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2020-07-07 4:32:32 PM  
"Look at all those chikans"
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2020-07-07 7:40:30 PM  
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2020-07-07 7:40:58 PM  
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2020-07-07 7:41:50 PM  
I guess he's lucky she didn't choke the chikan
 
2020-07-07 7:42:05 PM  
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2020-07-07 7:42:46 PM  
Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.
 
2020-07-07 7:44:13 PM  
I would not go as far as chopping off the hands of these perverts, but maybe breaking some bones would be a suitable punishment.
 
2020-07-07 7:44:17 PM  
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2020-07-07 7:44:56 PM  

kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.


Curious, in what way?
 
2020-07-07 7:45:31 PM  
Good job Lady !
 
2020-07-07 7:45:39 PM  

Mock26: I would not go as far as chopping off the hands of these perverts, but maybe breaking some bones would be a suitable punishment.


Despite the crude name, the offending body part doesn't actually contain a bone.
 
2020-07-07 7:50:12 PM  

UltimaCS: Mock26: I would not go as far as chopping off the hands of these perverts, but maybe breaking some bones would be a suitable punishment.

Despite the crude name, the offending body part doesn't actually contain a bone.


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Whatever those are, they can break.
 
2020-07-07 7:52:38 PM  
> n Japan, chikan (gropers) are most often encountered on trains,

If you do an image search on 痴漢, the Japanese spelling, you get mainly a NSFW fantasy celebration of the practice.
 
2020-07-07 7:53:33 PM  

Mock26: UltimaCS: Mock26: I would not go as far as chopping off the hands of these perverts, but maybe breaking some bones would be a suitable punishment.

Despite the crude name, the offending body part doesn't actually contain a bone.

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Whatever those are, they can break.


Busting ribs is much more painful
 
2020-07-07 7:54:36 PM  
Should be standard equipment when riding the train.

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2020-07-07 7:56:57 PM  

Walker: "Look at all those chikans"
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Those look like ducks but I'm okay with a bigger egg.
 
2020-07-07 8:00:30 PM  

moto-geek: Should be standard equipment when riding the train.

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I can't quite figure out whether the mousetrap name is awesome, or terrible.
 
2020-07-07 8:02:04 PM  

skyotter: moto-geek: Should be standard equipment when riding the train.

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I can't quite figure out whether the mousetrap name is awesome, or terrible.


Why not both?
 
2020-07-07 8:05:49 PM  

UltimaCS: Mock26: I would not go as far as chopping off the hands of these perverts, but maybe breaking some bones would be a suitable punishment.

Despite the crude name, the offending body part doesn't actually contain a bone.


This is real life not a porno. They dude isn't reaching 3 yards weaving in and out of the crowd with his prehensile pecker.
 
2020-07-07 8:07:34 PM  

FleshFlapps: UltimaCS: Mock26: I would not go as far as chopping off the hands of these perverts, but maybe breaking some bones would be a suitable punishment.

Despite the crude name, the offending body part doesn't actually contain a bone.

This is real life not a porno.


Sorry, I've been stuck inside a while. What's the difference again?
 
2020-07-07 8:08:13 PM  

kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.


I'm sure they are not but even if, for some baffling reason, every teen girl in Japan suddenly decided to voluntarily give up all manner of hygiene and start existing on a diet of nothing but Taco Bell so they could fart out the sailor moon theme song all day long on the subway for fun...

That still wouldn't be relevant or a justification for underage girls being sexually assaulted by a grown man.
 
2020-07-07 8:09:34 PM  
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/too lazy to change it to chikans
 
2020-07-07 8:11:30 PM  

skyotter: moto-geek: Should be standard equipment when riding the train.

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I can't quite figure out whether the mousetrap name is awesome, or terrible.


I did hesitate before posting, but I'm drunk.
 
2020-07-07 8:13:53 PM  
Childan?
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Oh, chickan.  Never mind then.
 
2020-07-07 8:14:37 PM  

mcmnky: skyotter: moto-geek: Should be standard equipment when riding the train.

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I can't quite figure out whether the mousetrap name is awesome, or terrible.

Why not both?


Boobie Traps.
 
2020-07-07 8:18:16 PM  
Okassan?  Itai!  Wakarimasu!
 
2020-07-07 8:20:04 PM  
Did Biden finally get beat up for groping children?
 
2020-07-07 8:20:59 PM  
I cannot recall.and specific training about groping or angry mom's in my research training. So why would he nessesarily know that as a.medical researcher?

I.means, it's not generally
 
2020-07-07 8:28:58 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: Did Biden finally get beat up for groping children?


I don't know. Have you stopped beating your wife and raping your dog?
 
2020-07-07 8:34:20 PM  
Upon reading the thread a distant sound of Taps being played on a bugle was heard in Fark's memory.
 
2020-07-07 8:35:09 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.

I'm sure they are not but even if, for some baffling reason, every teen girl in Japan suddenly decided to voluntarily give up all manner of hygiene and start existing on a diet of nothing but Taco Bell so they could fart out the sailor moon theme song all day long on the subway for fun...

That still wouldn't be relevant or a justification for underage girls being sexually assaulted by a grown man.


I'm impressed and disgusted.

Go on...
 
2020-07-07 8:36:01 PM  
But all the porn says they like it.
 
2020-07-07 8:41:27 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: bobbyjoebobby: Did Biden finally get beat up for groping children?

I don't know. Have you stopped beating your wife and raping your dog?


Someone's triggered.
 
2020-07-07 8:46:30 PM  
I have literally been riding around in trains for years wearing provocative clothing just hoping that today would be the day that someone touches my butt and it never happens.
 
2020-07-07 8:52:36 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.

I'm sure they are not but even if, for some baffling reason, every teen girl in Japan suddenly decided to voluntarily give up all manner of hygiene and start existing on a diet of nothing but Taco Bell so they could fart out the sailor moon theme song all day long on the subway for fun...

That still wouldn't be relevant or a justification for underage girls being sexually assaulted by a grown man.


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2020-07-07 9:21:42 PM  

skyotter: moto-geek: Should be standard equipment when riding the train.

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I can't quite figure out whether the mousetrap name is awesome, or terrible.


What about the "Nice Booby Trap" lone from Who framed Roger Rabbit?? The booby trap line from Who Framed Roger Rabbit was lost on us as kids but as an adult you finally realize what it meant.
 
2020-07-07 9:42:50 PM  

kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.


Sweet, merciful crap, this.

A disturbingly large number of young Japanese women just never got the talk from their mothers about how post-puberty life requires deodorant.

There was this one girl, perhaps seventeen who attended my wife's uni, and who also worked a part-time job at the local conbini. She was slender, delicate-featured - almost elfin - and yet to come within three feet of her was to be violently punched in the nose by the odours she was generating.
 
2020-07-07 9:48:02 PM  

aagrajag: kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.

Sweet, merciful crap, this.

A disturbingly large number of young Japanese women just never got the talk from their mothers about how post-puberty life requires deodorant.

There was this one girl, perhaps seventeen who attended my wife's uni, and who also worked a part-time job at the local conbini. She was slender, delicate-featured - almost elfin - and yet to come within three feet of her was to be violently punched in the nose by the odours she was generating.


Self defense mechanism?
 
2020-07-07 9:53:25 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: aagrajag: kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.

Sweet, merciful crap, this.

A disturbingly large number of young Japanese women just never got the talk from their mothers about how post-puberty life requires deodorant.

There was this one girl, perhaps seventeen who attended my wife's uni, and who also worked a part-time job at the local conbini. She was slender, delicate-featured - almost elfin - and yet to come within three feet of her was to be violently punched in the nose by the odours she was generating.

Self defense mechanism?


Possibly, though she didn't spray venom at me or anything.

Seriously, though, this was the kind of smell you could literally taste in the back of your throat, the kind that makes you look around for the urine-soaked homeless guy because that scent could not possibly be originating from that little girl, could it?
 
2020-07-07 9:59:26 PM  

HairBolus: > n Japan, chikan (gropers) are most often encountered on trains,

If you do an image search on 痴漢, the Japanese spelling, you get mainly a NSFW fantasy celebration of the practice.


That compound originally just meant "stupid man", but the Japanese somehow repurposed it to mean "groper".

And since 漢 refers more specifically to Han Chinese, I wouldn't be surprised if the compound is considered racist in China.
 
2020-07-07 10:14:27 PM  

aagrajag: Seriously, though, this was the kind of smell you could literally taste in the back of your throat, the kind that makes you look around for the urine-soaked homeless guy because that scent could not possibly be originating from that little girl, could it?


I think society could do a better job about publicly promoting good hygiene. If the message goes out consistently to all then those who need to hear it can do so without being singled out and humiliated for it.

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2020-07-07 10:22:21 PM  
Japanese schoolgirls stink because previous generations of Japanese people did not need deodorant or antiperspirant, so they did not have the habit to pass on to their children. They didn't produce the type of sweat that stinks. Why this generation suddenly does stink is a question I'd like to have the answer to. Different food?
 
2020-07-07 10:36:42 PM  
What's the matter, McFly? Chikan?
 
2020-07-07 10:38:23 PM  

aagrajag: Herr Flick's Revenge: aagrajag: kumanoki: Speaking as a former ESL teacher an ex-expat, Japanese schoolgirls are, on the whole, farking gross.

Sweet, merciful crap, this.

A disturbingly large number of young Japanese women just never got the talk from their mothers about how post-puberty life requires deodorant.

There was this one girl, perhaps seventeen who attended my wife's uni, and who also worked a part-time job at the local conbini. She was slender, delicate-featured - almost elfin - and yet to come within three feet of her was to be violently punched in the nose by the odours she was generating.

Self defense mechanism?

Possibly, though she didn't spray venom at me or anything.

Seriously, though, this was the kind of smell you could literally taste in the back of your throat, the kind that makes you look around for the urine-soaked homeless guy because that scent could not possibly be originating from that little girl, could it?


wtf?

You know I can hear you, right?

And I HAVE a home now.
 
2020-07-07 11:13:07 PM  

CaptSS: Kumana Wanalaia: bobbyjoebobby: Did Biden finally get beat up for groping children?

I don't know. Have you stopped beating your wife and raping your dog?

Someone's triggered.


your mom has a horse face? How is that relevant, cuck?
 
2020-07-07 11:18:49 PM  
Is there a penalty for that in Japan or do they just beat the woman with some sort of phallic tentacle?
 
2020-07-07 11:22:20 PM  

bababa: Japanese schoolgirls stink because previous generations of Japanese people did not need deodorant or antiperspirant, so they did not have the habit to pass on to their children. They didn't produce the type of sweat that stinks. Why this generation suddenly does stink is a question I'd like to have the answer to. Different food?


Mcdonalds.
 
2020-07-07 11:23:54 PM  
So that's why a chikan crosses the road...
 
2020-07-07 11:29:18 PM  

bababa: Japanese schoolgirls stink because previous generations of Japanese people did not need deodorant or antiperspirant, so they did not have the habit to pass on to their children. They didn't produce the type of sweat that stinks. Why this generation suddenly does stink is a question I'd like to have the answer to. Different food?


I've heard the wet vs dry earwax theory on two occassions.  Something about sebum production and its effect on sweat smell.  My understanding is that it's genetic however, so I don't know how an entire generation would have different genetics unless that one dude was REALLY getting around.
 
2020-07-08 3:28:35 AM  
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Chikan dippers!
 
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