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(SFGate)   Desean Jackson is the next contestant on "Is it CTE or just asshole?"   (sfgate.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Louis Farrakhan, Philadelphia Eagles, Anti-Defamation League, wide receiver DeSean Jackson, Antisemitism, Adolf Hitler, Joe Banner, team president  
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587 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Jul 2020 at 2:42 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-07 1:50:19 PM  
Sigh

/Eagles fan
 
2020-07-07 2:08:29 PM  
He has 1.4 million followers?  That's disturbing.

/go iggles
 
2020-07-07 2:32:36 PM  
He's always been an asshole

/Go birds!
 
2020-07-07 2:39:56 PM  
Charge Transfer Efficiency is important because if your CCD's CTE is low your image will be smeared in the column direction, and even a small amount of charge loss makes it hard to do accurate photometry in scientific imaging, but I've never heard of a blurry astronomical image making someone into a raging anti-semite.
 
2020-07-07 2:44:37 PM  
Stick a fork in him
 
2020-07-07 2:52:33 PM  
Unless he he got CTE from being dropped on his head as a baby, the answer is: "he's always been an asshole."
 
2020-07-07 3:00:05 PM  
There's no good option for the Eagles here.  If they keep him, people will be pissed.  If they cut him, people will be pissed they cut him but gave Riley, "I'll fight every n****r in here" Cooper an extension.
 
2020-07-07 3:00:53 PM  
*boos santa claus*
 
2020-07-07 3:02:13 PM  
Lets see what his social-mediapology looks like

"I post a lot of things that are sent to me. I do not have hatred towards anyone. I really didn't realize what this passage was saying. Hitler has caused terrible pain to Jewish people like the pain African-Americans have suffered. We should be together fighting anti-Semitism and racism. This was a mistake to post this and I truly apologize for posting it and sorry for any hurt I have caused."


Seems totally legit. He doesnt hate Jews he just adores Hitler
 
2020-07-07 3:03:22 PM  

UNC_Samurai: There's no good option for the Eagles here.  If they keep him, people will be pissed.  If they cut him, people will be pissed they cut him but gave Riley, "I'll fight every n****r in here" Cooper an extension.


They could cut both of the horsecoonts. That is possible
 
2020-07-07 3:10:12 PM  
2005 Army Bowl | DeSean Jackson Flip
Youtube 5xqSIasgW-o


I remember watching that live. Not sure who the announcer was but no, he did not learn a "hard lesson" as that was not his last time doing something like that.
 
2020-07-07 3:16:56 PM  
Or... just an idiot.

I don't believe he understands half of what he quoted other than it sounds like it's pro-black people.
 
2020-07-07 3:29:06 PM  

MugzyBrown: Or... just an idiot.

I don't believe he understands half of what he quoted other than it sounds like it's pro-black people.


Good Lord
 
2020-07-07 3:32:16 PM  

MugzyBrown: Or... just an idiot.

I don't believe he understands half of what he quoted other than it sounds like it's pro-black people.


Which half do you think that he understood? The Louis Farrakhan half or the Adolf Hitler half?
 
2020-07-07 3:34:59 PM  

gameshowhost: *boos santa claus*


He was a shiatty Santa.

/there
//i said it
 
2020-07-07 3:36:25 PM  

MugzyBrown: Or... just an idiot.


He is known for his deep route running, not for his deep thinking.

/there is something wrong with that boy
 
2020-07-07 3:39:04 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: He is known for his deep route running, not for his deep thinking.


He likes to burn secondaries and Jews?
 
2020-07-07 3:59:37 PM  

mikaloyd: Marcus Aurelius: He is known for his deep route running, not for his deep thinking.

He likes to burn secondaries and Jews?


He's getting older now, so he's low on gas.
 
2020-07-07 4:09:32 PM  
Apparently his time in Florida did not change him into a decent human being. Dumbass.
 
2020-07-07 5:00:04 PM  
Jackson: "I like my cornerbacks like I like my Jews.  Screaming and dying in the shower.  WHAT??
It's a bust on DB's not Jewish people!"
 
2020-07-07 5:16:51 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Jackson: "I like my cornerbacks like I like my Jews.  Screaming and dying in the shower.  WHAT??
It's a bust on DB's not Jewish people!"



Q: How do you like your coffee?
DJ: Like I like my women...
Q: dark and bitter?
DJ: no, ground up and stored in the freezer.
 
2020-07-07 6:24:32 PM  
The Hitler one just doesn't make any sense to share. Like...if you wanna attribute an anti-Semitic quote to someone incorrectly, why would you attribute it to Hitler?

Who's gonna be like "Y'know, I wasn't sure about this opinion, but since I see it attributed to Hitler, now maybe I'll give it more serious thought"?
 
2020-07-07 6:26:32 PM  

mikaloyd: Lets see what his social-mediapology looks like

"I post a lot of things that are sent to me. I do not have hatred towards anyone. I really didn't realize what this passage was saying. Hitler has caused terrible pain to Jewish people like the pain African-Americans have suffered. We should be together fighting anti-Semitism and racism. This was a mistake to post this and I truly apologize for posting it and sorry for any hurt I have caused."


Seems totally legit. He doesnt hate Jews he just adores Hitler


Perhaps he owns a controlling stake in an oven manufacturer?
 
2020-07-07 6:34:43 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: gameshowhost: *boos santa claus*

He was a shiatty Santa.

/there
//i said it


that's valid. carry on.
 
2020-07-07 6:37:22 PM  

mikaloyd: Let's see what his social-mediapology looks like

"I post a lot of things that are sent to me. I do not have hatred towards anyone. I really didn't realize what this passage was saying. Hitler has caused terrible pain to Jewish people like the pain African-Americans have suffered. We should be together fighting anti-Semitism and racism. This was a mistake to post this and I truly apologize for posting it and sorry for any hurt I have caused."


Seems totally legit. He doesn't hate Jews he just adores Hitler


What stuck out at me was this line: "I post a lot of things that are sent to me."

Does he not read the things people send him before he retweets them? Before I retweet something, I read it to make sure it's something I want associated with my account. I don't just blindly click shiat and hope for the best. So, he's saying he's not an anti-Semite or a racist, he's just illiterate and lazy.
 
2020-07-07 6:55:12 PM  
Well, thank heavens he didn't say something really awful like he didn't want to kneel for the national anthem because his grandfather fought in WWII or people might be really upset.
 
2020-07-07 6:58:02 PM  
Before Jackson makes another post he should take a closer look at the signature on his paycheck.
 
2020-07-07 7:02:23 PM  

WoodyHayes: [YouTube video: 2005 Army Bowl | DeSean Jackson Flip]

I remember watching that live. Not sure who the announcer was but no, he did not learn a "hard lesson" as that was not his last time doing something like that.


Yup. This guy didn't learn from this and dropped the ball before carrying it across the goal line again.... he is an asshole and has always been an asshole. He may have CTE as well, but it's unlikely to be the culprit when he says or does something reprehensible.
 
2020-07-07 8:45:51 PM  

Coco LaFemme: mikaloyd: Let's see what his social-mediapology looks like

"I post a lot of things that are sent to me. I do not have hatred towards anyone. I really didn't realize what this passage was saying. Hitler has caused terrible pain to Jewish people like the pain African-Americans have suffered. We should be together fighting anti-Semitism and racism. This was a mistake to post this and I truly apologize for posting it and sorry for any hurt I have caused."


Seems totally legit. He doesn't hate Jews he just adores Hitler

What stuck out at me was this line: "I post a lot of things that are sent to me."

Does he not read the things people send him before he retweets them? Before I retweet something, I read it to make sure it's something I want associated with my account. I don't just blindly click shiat and hope for the best. So, he's saying he's not an anti-Semite or a racist, he's just illiterate and lazy.


Illiterate, lazy, and not the deepest thinker.  Reminds me of a few folks.
 
2020-07-07 11:20:11 PM  
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2020-07-08 12:07:01 AM  

Kick The Chair: [Fark user image image 358x266]


Ugh...I think that was the one they rules down at the one. I had him on my FFB team and my opponent had Westbrook, so that celebration was a 12-point swing in the matchup.
 
2020-07-08 3:44:18 AM  

IAmRight: Kick The Chair: [Fark user image image 358x266]

Ugh...I think that was the one they rules down at the one. I had him on my FFB team and my opponent had Westbrook, so that celebration was a 12-point swing in the matchup.


Someone added magnification to his visor, and he thought he was closer to the goal line.  Wanna guess who manipulated his visor??

That's right; you lost a fantasy game because of Winston Churchill
 
2020-07-08 9:13:53 AM  

king of vegas: Stick a fork in him


The repercussions for him on this are going to be exactly zero.
 
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