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(The Takeout)   Cookies 'N' Crème Fangs, Vampire Chocolate Kisses, Reese's Franken-Cups - Halloween's still four months away, but here's the some of the new candy you'll be lifting your masks for   (thetakeout.com) divider line
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2020-07-07 12:50:06 PM  
Reese's Franken-Cups will probably be pulled early, and be replaced by Klobuchar-Cups.
 
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2020-07-07 12:51:43 PM  
Subby, if anything is cancelled for the rest of 2020, it's sending kids door-to-door to dozens of houses to get candy that either those residents touched or multitudes of other kids grabbed out of a bowl. You can save your Dr. Fauci or Central Park Karen costume for next year, if we're lucky.
 
2020-07-07 12:57:22 PM  
I always have a shiat load of candy for the kids.
Hot Dogs, cider and add kissed caramel vodka... an caramel apple lolly pop to stir with for the adults.

Kids are are almost excited for a dog as the candy
 
2020-07-07 1:23:13 PM  
Corona Cookies
Covid Pops
Quarantine Kisses
Vaccine Beans
 
2020-07-07 2:12:19 PM  
Right, like we'll get a Halloween this year.
 
2020-07-07 2:21:09 PM  
I'd not even thought that far ahead ... yikes ...
 
2020-07-07 2:31:35 PM  
Yeah, I won't be giving out candy for Halloween, because no self-respecting parent is going to risk exposing their kids to strangers carrying COVID-19.

And for folks thinking, "yeah, but that's in October, like, 4 whole months from now," you haven't seen anything yet.
 
2020-07-07 3:00:13 PM  
Depending on how this stupid first wave continues, and what comes after, it would not surprise me if most towns (at least the smart ones) cancel Halloween this year.  The did in my town the year of Hurricane Sandy because half the town still didnt have power.  ended up being 11/5 or something.

I certainly am not taking my daughter out this year, and we always go in a pack of 25+ kids with boozing parents.  no effing way.

the gimmicky candy does look good tho.  i guess i can buy a couple of the mixed fun packs to get my fix.
 
2020-07-07 6:36:32 PM  
The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell, on Netflix, was loads of fun for Halloween decorating.

Henson Studio's puppets. Lots of cake and candy decorating, and Christine McConnell herself. It was a huge amount of fun.

The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix
Youtube a6UKGhiE_Nk


And it's still up on Netflix if you want to check it out. It didn't renew, which is a shame.
 
2020-07-07 7:25:12 PM  

hubiestubert: The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell, on Netflix, was loads of fun for Halloween decorating.

Henson Studio's puppets. Lots of cake and candy decorating, and Christine McConnell herself. It was a huge amount of fun.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/a6UKGhiE​_Nk]

And it's still up on Netflix if you want to check it out. It didn't renew, which is a shame.


I enjoyed that series, but the "sitcom" parts were so damn cringey.  Just do the cool stuff, don't try to be Bewitched.
 
2020-07-07 7:38:39 PM  

skyotter: hubiestubert: The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell, on Netflix, was loads of fun for Halloween decorating.

Henson Studio's puppets. Lots of cake and candy decorating, and Christine McConnell herself. It was a huge amount of fun.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/a6UKGhiE​_Nk]

And it's still up on Netflix if you want to check it out. It didn't renew, which is a shame.

I enjoyed that series, but the "sitcom" parts were so damn cringey.  Just do the cool stuff, don't try to be Bewitched.


She's California Creepy, which means she's in a pretty sundress with a knife in the apron pocket. It's a style choice. But she does some frippin' beautiful work, and she makes the creepy fun without going glam goth. Her Instagram is redonkulous.
 
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