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(Al Jazeera)   Afghanistan's president says "Taliban violence poses 'serious problems' to peace," possibly in the same way that swallowing an entire drum of Crisco poses problems to weight loss   (aljazeera.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Afghanistan, Afghan President Ashraf Ghani, United Nations, United States, Pakistan, Afghan authorities, country's peace process, Taliban  
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2020-07-07 8:36:34 PM  
Something tells me you would indeed lose weight in that scenario.  Your wallet would too after the plumbing repair.
 
2020-07-07 8:43:51 PM  
Crisco is pretty slick stuff.  I'd think what you eat would exit fast while you arteries clog up.
 
2020-07-07 8:47:24 PM  
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2020-07-07 8:52:46 PM  
Nuke the Suat Valley
 
2020-07-07 8:55:07 PM  
Gasoline has like 1000 times more calories than food.  But, if you drink enough gas you will eventually lose all weight.
 
2020-07-07 8:55:25 PM  
you mean take crisco orally ?
 
2020-07-07 8:56:48 PM  

WTP 2: you mean take crisco orally ?


You get me hot when you talk like that
 
2020-07-07 8:58:21 PM  
Later he was heard saying: "Cant these Taliban stick to killing Americans, like they're paid to do!"
 
2020-07-07 9:06:47 PM  
If peace is weight loss, the Taliban may be considered high calorie, yes, but, this analogy may not hold up. Perhaps if the Taliban were instead cooked IN crisco and consumed as a variety of deep-fried dishes, including both entree and dessert choices.
 
2020-07-07 9:23:19 PM  

BlueBox: Crisco is pretty slick stuff.  I'd think what you eat would exit fast while you arteries clog up.


You would have the sort of bowel movement that would make you believe in reincarnation: having crapped out everything you had ever eaten in your life, you therefore must be passing things that you ate in several previous lives.
 
2020-07-07 9:26:28 PM  

AstroJesus: If peace is weight loss, the Taliban may be considered high calorie, yes, but, this analogy may not hold up. Perhaps if the Taliban were instead cooked IN crisco and consumed as a variety of deep-fried dishes, including both entree and dessert choices.


Would that be halal?
 
2020-07-07 10:10:58 PM  
Thanks, Ronald.
 
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