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2020-07-07 1:48:49 PM  
They really don't, you worthless lickspittle.

I know, I know.  I'm expecting a congressbeest to have actually read the constitution, much less understand it, and that's just asking too much of them.
 
2020-07-07 2:10:13 PM  
What about MY rights not to be infected by stupidity, because you somehow believe that wearing a mask is 'weakness'

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2020-07-07 3:11:18 PM  
 
2020-07-07 3:22:03 PM  

Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be


"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia
 
2020-07-07 3:23:54 PM  
Seriously, it's no different than seat belt or child car seat laws. Just because you don't like it does not make it unconstitutional.

Stop being giant babies about it already, we're trying not to die over here!
 
2020-07-07 4:10:52 PM  
Someones a little light in their reading of the Constitution.
 
MFK
2020-07-07 4:11:03 PM  
As someone who lives in Boston, I sure do have a lot of opinions on the guy who is taking "Masshole" away from us.
 
2020-07-07 4:11:40 PM  
Mandatory vaccinations?  I bet you will be first in line.
 
2020-07-07 4:11:55 PM  
Shirts, shoes and pants aren't in the constitution.

Does that mean the 7-11 can't require me to wear them?

TOO LATE! Ahaahhahah! Naked shopping trip!
 
2020-07-07 4:12:10 PM  
If the government can force me to wear pants in public, a mask is just another piece of cloth it's forcing you to wear, and the argument for masks (health and safety) is far stronger than the one for pants (it's too lewd).
 
2020-07-07 4:12:23 PM  
Funny how they deem masks as unconstitutional but they elected that Putin cocksucker who is doing everything to destroy it.


Fark these people, Fark their feelings and let them DIAF
 
2020-07-07 4:12:34 PM  
You have to put your cock away to go out in public, is that unconstitutional?

Right wingers are death cult trash trying to murder America. fark them.
 
2020-07-07 4:12:36 PM  

TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia


I really wonder how Russia would have grown had they embraced capitalism. As it is, their resources are really under-used. All of that land, and they could have been a real world power, rather than one that just had nukes and cowed their citizens into believing whatever they dictated.
 
2020-07-07 4:15:04 PM  

TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia


"Russia said segregation is bad!  Well, I say that segregation is good!"

--Jesse Helms
 
2020-07-07 4:15:55 PM  

aleister_greynight: Mandatory vaccinations?  I bet you will be first in line.


It would especially be mandated if it was a 'cure' for gay
 
2020-07-07 4:17:43 PM  
First they made us wear pants, and I said nothing.
 
2020-07-07 4:18:34 PM  

TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia


My, how times change.

Tom Weaver • 4 hours ago
It would be the bad news if President Putin is infected. He are the best friend of Christian culture in world among the politician class in world.

Tom Weaver ShakeItOff • 3 hours ago
That is truth. We will need Russia/USA alliance as first-line of responder against China and liberalism.
 
2020-07-07 4:19:49 PM  

Mikey1969: TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia

I really wonder how Russia would have grown had they embraced capitalism. As it is, their resources are really under-used. All of that land, and they could have been a real world power, rather than one that just had nukes and cowed their citizens into believing whatever they dictated.


Like Trump?
 
2020-07-07 4:21:16 PM  
My daughter works retail at a name supermarket.  She had a maskless customer complain to her manager yesterday  because they went around the shield to behind the checkstand and my daughter backed away.  There is no way shiat like that isn't deliberately belligerent.  They are farkin' animals.
 
2020-07-07 4:22:04 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Shirts, shoes and pants aren't in the constitution.

Does that mean the 7-11 can't require me to wear them?

TOO LATE! Ahaahhahah! Naked shopping trip!


In my local one one clerk will kick your ass out if you don't have pants (mask); the other will sigh and make sure you have your wallet in hand.

Go for it! 50/50, baby! Them's good odds!
 
2020-07-07 4:22:59 PM  
It's a little known fact that the original version of the Second Amendment was this.

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to not wear masks, shall not be infringed."

At some point before the Constitution was ratified its wording got corrupted into the version we now have.
 
2020-07-07 4:23:46 PM  
Just like the GOP to assume what they did not read in the Constitution is fact.

Never go full Republiderp........oh, too late.
 
2020-07-07 4:27:03 PM  

HighOnCraic: TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia

"Russia said segregation is bad!  Well, I say that segregation is good!"

--Jesse Helms


Maybe Obama should say that heterosexuality is good - then watch as a bunch of Trumpers start sucking each other's dicks just to piss him off.
 
2020-07-07 4:27:33 PM  

Blathering Idjut: My daughter works retail at a name supermarket.  She had a maskless customer complain to her manager yesterday  because they went around the shield to behind the checkstand and my daughter backed away.  There is no way shiat like that isn't deliberately belligerent.  They are farkin' animals.


In my local market masks are required except for medical reasons (sooo many have health problems now) and the manager takes care of it.

There was one guy wandering around with no mask and no cart with that smirk on his face you want to punch off.

Don't they have something better to do than try to trigger people? It was clear that is why he was there. Basically, leave us alone. We need supplies. Deal with it.
 
2020-07-07 4:32:33 PM  

saturn badger: There was one guy wandering around with no mask and no cart with that smirk on his face you want to punch off.


Somebody needs to. They're terrorists and need to be spoken to in their native languages of violence and fear.
 
2020-07-07 4:32:33 PM  

saturn badger: Don't they have something better to do than try to trigger people? It was clear that is why he was there. Basically, leave us alone. We need supplies. Deal with it.


They are looking for confrontation now.  There is enough bad in the world right now without their manufactured drama.
 
2020-07-07 4:33:42 PM  

TuckFrump: Mikey1969: TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia

I really wonder how Russia would have grown had they embraced capitalism. As it is, their resources are really under-used. All of that land, and they could have been a real world power, rather than one that just had nukes and cowed their citizens into believing whatever they dictated.

Like Trump?


I don't know many people who are cowed into believing anything Trump says. Some are deluded, and some are just dumb, but nobody is forced to believe what comes out of the White House. If you think we're suffering the kind of oppression the Cold War era Soviets went through, you obviously slept through 6 years' worth of world history.
 
2020-07-07 4:47:10 PM  
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2020-07-07 4:50:40 PM  
Their body, their choice.
 
2020-07-07 4:52:19 PM  

JDAT: Their body, their choice.


Yet that only applies to them. Not to a woman who is exercising her own rights
 
2020-07-07 5:20:18 PM  
Pursuant to the 10th Amendment, states have the power to police the health, safety, welfare, and morals of their citizens. Mask mandates clearly fall under the "health" and "morals" powers. They protect health. And because COVID endangers life, it is immoral not to wear them.
 
2020-07-07 5:39:12 PM  
Tell ya what critter, you'll let us all know when those tiny packets of DNA wrapped in protein called "viruses" can read, understand, or give a rolling red rat's rectum about the united states constitution.
When that happens I'll give the same about your plague rat ass. Put a mask on your snout, Cletus.
 
2020-07-07 5:39:29 PM  

TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia


The preamble also states that it's purpose is to "promote the general welfare."
 
2020-07-07 6:08:01 PM  
If mask laws are illegal then so are laws that require you to wear pants in public.  Let the Night Of A Million Wangs begin!!!!
 
2020-07-07 6:23:33 PM  
I know others get a lot more publicity, but Massie is a real sleeper pick for worst Congressman out there.
 
2020-07-07 6:28:14 PM  

JAGChem82: HighOnCraic: TuckFrump: Mentat: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

"Right there in the preamble, the authors make their priorities clear: 'one nation under God,'" said Mortensen, attributing to the Constitution a line from the Pledge of Allegiance, which itself did not include any reference to a deity until 1954. "Well, there's a reason they put that right at the top."

All well and good, except that the only reason the United States adopted 'In God We Trust' as an unofficial motto, was because Russia had mandated that militant atheism was their philosophy. That's the only reason the United States publicly acknowledged a god....because Russia did not

America was determined to be everything Russia was not. Russia was atheist, so we became believers. Russia supported militant communism, so we would become a nation of consumerism

If we did anything in the Cold War, it was only because Russia did the opposite.

It never was about 'god'. It was about one-upping Russia

"Russia said segregation is bad!  Well, I say that segregation is good!"

--Jesse Helms

Maybe Obama should say that heterosexuality is good - then watch as a bunch of Trumpers start sucking each other's dicks just to piss him off.


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2020-07-07 6:29:30 PM  

Aquapope: If mask laws are illegal then so are laws that require you to wear pants in public.  Let the Night Of A Million Wangs begin!!!!


What about a million Chungs?
 
2020-07-07 6:51:06 PM  
Again: imagine what American politics might be like if we had a Civics requirement for high school graduation.
 
2020-07-07 7:04:26 PM  

hubiestubert: Again: imagine what American politics might be like if we had a Civics requirement for high school graduation.


My old Civics teacher was a retired Marine D.I. He was cool as fark, as long as you showed him and the classroom respect
 
2020-07-07 8:51:30 PM  
Really? That had to be a farking video? It was 40 seconds of text followed by 3 spoken sentences. These people need to stop posting videos when a story that I can actually read at my desk will do. There was nothing video-worthy about that, not even the numbnuts making his claim, they just typed it onto the farking screen.
 
2020-07-07 11:24:03 PM  

TuckFrump: Aquapope: If mask laws are illegal then so are laws that require you to wear pants in public.  Let the Night Of A Million Wangs begin!!!!

What about a million Chungs?


I'll drive a million miles
To be with you tonight
So if you're feeling low
Turn up your radio
The words we use are strong
They make reality
But now the music's on
Oh baby dance with me yeah
 
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