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(Mediaite)   Ellen Degeneres has fallen off a roof while rock-climbing in New Zealand with Jeff Goldblum   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2020-07-07 1:26:34 PM  
You were so preoccupied with whether you could climb  a rock you never stopped to think if you should.
 
2020-07-07 3:21:08 PM  
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2020-07-07 6:30:15 PM  
No no, she was in a car in LA with Englebert Humperdinck.

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2020-07-07 7:58:54 PM  
I heard she fell off Jeff Goldblum, but it's not what you think...

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2020-07-07 8:07:26 PM  

Mugato: You were so preoccupied with whether you could climb  a rock you never stopped to think if you should.


Life found a way

Mare_Imbrium: No no, she was in a car in LA with Englebert Humperdinck.

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I believe you mean Slut Bunwalla
 
2020-07-07 8:52:09 PM  
Only he nose what happened
 
2020-07-07 9:05:07 PM  

ArkAngel: Mugato: You were so preoccupied with whether you could climb  a rock you never stopped to think if you should.

Life found a way

Mare_Imbrium: No no, she was in a car in LA with Englebert Humperdinck.

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I believe you mean Slut Bunwalla


That's Kringelbert Fishtybuns to you, and don't you forget it!
 
2020-07-07 9:14:32 PM  
Obviously she was hit by a van driven by Stephen King.
 
2020-07-07 9:22:01 PM  
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2020-07-07 9:27:17 PM  
Eddie Murphy died in a snowboarding accident at the same place. People should really stop going to New Zealand with zombie Jeff Goldblum.
 
2020-07-07 9:28:08 PM  
Is she going to be the next Abe Vigoda in this way?
 
2020-07-07 9:59:44 PM  
Yeah. Sounds about right. I can see that happening.
 
2020-07-07 10:00:22 PM  
So it was an unfortunate diving accident?
 
2020-07-07 10:10:17 PM  

mcsiegs: Only he nose what happened


Add the word "ratings" after Ellen's last name in the headline. There, perfect.
 
2020-07-07 10:12:54 PM  
I stopped caring about Ellen when I learned she's a nasty, evil person IRL
 
2020-07-07 10:13:58 PM  
And nothing of value was lost
 
2020-07-07 10:19:30 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: ArkAngel: Mugato: You were so preoccupied with whether you could climb  a rock you never stopped to think if you should.

Life found a way

Mare_Imbrium: No no, she was in a car in LA with Englebert Humperdinck.

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I believe you mean Slut Bunwalla

That's Kringelbert Fishtybuns to you, and don't you forget it!


Ahh, I remember the first time I heard the dulcet tones of Dindlebert Zindledack.
 
2020-07-07 10:22:51 PM  

Roshamon: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: ArkAngel: Mugato: You were so preoccupied with whether you could climb  a rock you never stopped to think if you should.

Life found a way

Mare_Imbrium: No no, she was in a car in LA with Englebert Humperdinck.

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I believe you mean Slut Bunwalla

That's Kringelbert Fishtybuns to you, and don't you forget it!

Ahh, I remember the first time I heard the dulcet tones of Dindlebert Zindledack.


Chuzzlebucket Softsack?
 
2020-07-07 10:48:50 PM  

OkieDookie: Roshamon: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: ArkAngel: Mugato: You were so preoccupied with whether you could climb  a rock you never stopped to think if you should.

Life found a way

Mare_Imbrium: No no, she was in a car in LA with Englebert Humperdinck.

[Fark user image 320x250] [View Full Size image _x_]

I believe you mean Slut Bunwalla

That's Kringelbert Fishtybuns to you, and don't you forget it!

Ahh, I remember the first time I heard the dulcet tones of Dindlebert Zindledack.

Chuzzlebucket Softsack?


Zandvoort Chunderblink?
 
2020-07-07 10:49:13 PM  
It's not rocket science, just say "yes" and we'll move on...
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2020-07-07 10:49:25 PM  
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"um.... uh... ah.... um.... ah.... um... Death, um, finds a way.... ah!"
 
2020-07-07 11:18:18 PM  
RIP Ellen
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2020-07-08 12:00:36 AM  
Did she get out of prison?
 
2020-07-08 5:08:00 AM  
So she borrows ideas from Oprah, Conan, and Letterman for her show and that is not good enough so she takes Sinbad's shtick?
 
2020-07-08 7:19:02 AM  

Susan'sLittleAdamsApple: So she borrows ideas from Oprah, Conan, and Letterman for her show and that is not good enough so she takes Sinbad's shtick?


I thought she was a lesbian.
 
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