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2020-07-07 8:34:05 AM  
You do of course realize that "Tom Hanks" is an anagram of "MOTH SNAK", right?
 
2020-07-07 9:26:27 AM  
That's like your cool uncle or grandpa going "I'm not mad at you, I'm just disappointed, because I know you can do so much better..."
 
2020-07-07 9:26:55 AM  
ehh, i wouldn't know if he did or not. Neither would you.

Truth be told, Tom Hanks probably shiats more during the day than he thinks about any of the rest of us.
 
2020-07-07 9:27:16 AM  
Oh...it's better.  There is some segment of Trump die hards who are sure Hanks has a pedo ring going.

And that he faked COVID to avoid an investigation or some shiat.

/I wish I was kidding.
 
2020-07-07 9:28:13 AM  

dittybopper: You do of course realize that "Tom Hanks" is an anagram of "MOTH SNAK", right?


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2020-07-07 9:29:31 AM  

BeatrixK: Oh...it's better.  There is some segment of Trump die hards who are sure Hanks has a pedo ring going.

And that he faked COVID to avoid an investigation or some shiat.

/I wish I was kidding.


I've heard that too.

Also a few years ago some notorious hacker known as 4chan tried to start a rumor that Carl Sagan molested a bunch of his students. It obviously went nowhere.
 
2020-07-07 9:39:25 AM  
Everyone I see Tom Hanks brought up it reminds me of an old Chris Titus bit:

"Everyone has a certain amount of douchebag credits.  For example: Lindsey Lohan has spent them all, and is now bankrupt.

Tom Hanks, on the other hand, could slap a nun, and your first instinct would be to ask "what the hell did that nun do?".

/Paraphrased
 
2020-07-07 9:40:19 AM  
The character he's playing in his next film was very, very religious in the book. I wonder if that got cut.

/it's 2020 Hollywood, of course it got cut out
 
2020-07-07 9:47:16 AM  
Mr. Hanks has been the subject of many blind items lately.
I think he may end up linked to Epstein and pedo island or something similar.
 
2020-07-07 10:04:53 AM  
I know language is fluid and all that, but I really don't like that "disrespecting" has become a word.
 
2020-07-07 10:10:13 AM  

Not_Todd: The character he's playing in his next film was very, very religious in the book. I wonder if that got cut.

/it's 2020 Hollywood, of course it got cut out


not so sure, isn't he quoting the Bible in the trailer?
 
2020-07-07 10:16:51 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: Not_Todd: The character he's playing in his next film was very, very religious in the book. I wonder if that got cut.

/it's 2020 Hollywood, of course it got cut out

not so sure, isn't he quoting the Bible in the trailer?


Yeah, but will it show him on his knees saying his prayers before bed?
 
2020-07-07 10:23:25 AM  

BeatrixK: Oh...it's better.  There is some segment of Trump die hards who are sure Hanks has a pedo ring going.

And that he faked COVID to avoid an investigation or some shiat.

/I wish I was kidding.


I could totally believe that Tom Hanks is harboring some seriously dark and twisted shiat that will go unchecked for years. I'm talking small human skulls under the crawl space level evil. That's just how reality seems to be these days.
 
2020-07-07 10:41:46 AM  

Subtonic: BeatrixK: Oh...it's better.  There is some segment of Trump die hards who are sure Hanks has a pedo ring going.

And that he faked COVID to avoid an investigation or some shiat.

/I wish I was kidding.

I could totally believe that Tom Hanks is harboring some seriously dark and twisted shiat that will go unchecked for years. I'm talking small human skulls under the crawl space level evil. That's just how reality seems to be these days.


I used to work with a guy who, at first, seemed so goddamned nice I was convinced he had to go home and like, kick puppies or something, because there was no way someone could be that nice all the time.

The reality, as time went on and he got older (he was pretty old when I started working here) wasn't so much skin suit in the basement or even the relatively minor puppy kickage, but yeah. He had some serious a$$hole traits that started slowly revealing themselves, mainly to the women of the office.

People, ya know?

I have no opinion of Mr. Hanks' private persona.
 
2020-07-07 11:18:47 AM  
Ya gotta keep 'em separated...
 
2020-07-07 11:43:42 AM  

Not_Todd: brainlordmesomorph: Not_Todd: The character he's playing in his next film was very, very religious in the book. I wonder if that got cut.

/it's 2020 Hollywood, of course it got cut out

not so sure, isn't he quoting the Bible in the trailer?

Yeah, but will it show him on his knees saying his prayers before bed?


I would think so, lets find out.
 
2020-07-07 3:32:25 PM  

Subtonic: BeatrixK: Oh...it's better.  There is some segment of Trump die hards who are sure Hanks has a pedo ring going.

And that he faked COVID to avoid an investigation or some shiat.

/I wish I was kidding.

I could totally believe that Tom Hanks is harboring some seriously dark and twisted shiat that will go unchecked for years. I'm talking small human skulls under the crawl space level evil. That's just how reality seems to be these days.


Naa he doesn't do any shady stuff.  Hell even the snuff films he directs win awards.
 
2020-07-07 6:20:44 PM  

Subtonic: I could totally believe that Tom Hanks is harboring some seriously dark and twisted shiat that will go unchecked for years. I'm talking small human skulls under the crawl space level evil. That's just how reality seems to be these days.


He came up in the late 1970's, I thought for sure someone was going to hit him during the MeToo outrage. I mean, what was considered normal behavior back then would flat out crash Twitter for a week. But nope - nothing. Not even a skinny dipping story. He's probably in the clear.
 
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