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(Daily Mail)   Madonna takes a topless selfie while leaning on a crutch and suggestively covering her chest [Mildly not save for work]   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-07 7:38:28 AM  
Christ. Ma'am, this is a PetSmart...

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2020-07-07 7:49:30 AM  
"Very racy" for 1982.
 
2020-07-07 7:52:03 AM  
Mae Mordabito:
[During the league's publicity drive] What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?


Doris Murphy:
You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?
 
2020-07-07 7:58:55 AM  
"Madonna looked youthful..."

Madonna looked...unrecognizable.


The 61-year-old entertainer used her arms to cover her modesty as she leaned on a crutch she has been using to heel her knee.

She's gonna need some more surgery to remove that heel from her knee.
 
2020-07-07 8:01:01 AM  
Madonna's tits haven't been news in 35 years.
 
2020-07-07 8:02:50 AM  
Not gonna lie, I really like her faucets.
 
2020-07-07 8:11:24 AM  
I'm her age.  Yes.  Yes I would.
 
2020-07-07 8:24:36 AM  

HighOnCraic: Mae Mordabito:
[During the league's publicity drive] What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?


Doris Murphy:
You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?


Some that have been born since that movie came out.
 
2020-07-07 8:45:01 AM  

Nabb1: Madonna's tits haven't been news in 35 years.


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2020-07-07 8:45:51 AM  

HighOnCraic: You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?


Looks like you beat me to it
 
2020-07-07 8:54:48 AM  
She looks pretty good, but also heading toward full Mae West.  You never want to go full Mae West.
 
2020-07-07 9:05:08 AM  
The article is about Madonna so why is there a picture of Johnny Depp?
 
2020-07-07 9:13:42 AM  

offacue: I'm her age.  Yes.  Yes I would.


I'm 23 years younger than her and, well, yeah. I would too.

/Same with Elvira
//And Elizabeth Hurley
///And Terry Farrel
//Not Nicole de Boer though
/The lesser Dax
 
2020-07-07 9:23:16 AM  

UberNeuman: She looks pretty good, but also heading toward full Mae West.  You never want to go full Mae West.


I f*cking loved Mae West. Momdonna has none of her charm.
 
2020-07-07 9:24:35 AM  
That's Madonna?  Nearly unrecognizable. Judging by how far back her ears are, her knee wasn't the only thing being operated on recently.
 
2020-07-07 9:38:13 AM  
She's been cringeworthy for quite some time.
 
2020-07-07 9:38:40 AM  

Marcos P: The article is about Madonna so why is there a picture of Johnny Depp?


my first thought as well.   could be worse ... could be Nicholas Cage.
 
2020-07-07 9:42:42 AM  

RanHakubi: //Not Nicole de Boer though
/The lesser Dax


Blaspheme.
 
2020-07-07 10:08:17 AM  
Not enough armpit hair
 
2020-07-07 10:21:51 AM  
The article headline says she "bares all."  How is she wearing any clothes then?

You can never take away what she did or how she did it, but the idea of aging gracefully is completely lost on her.
 
2020-07-07 10:23:23 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Not gonna lie, I really like her faucets.


You're saying you'd tap it?
 
2020-07-07 10:30:30 AM  
Madonna is that touchy-feely "aunt" that winks at you and everyone says "watch out, she likes you" so you leave the party with your older cousins to smoke weed and they tell stories about her better days.
 
2020-07-07 10:34:43 AM  
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/...it's just not getting any better.
 
2020-07-07 10:45:40 AM  
I would have sworn I was looking at Miley Cyrus.

So, good for Madonna?
 
2020-07-07 10:55:33 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: I would have sworn I was looking at Miley Cyrus.

So, good for Madonna?


Get your eyes checked.
 
2020-07-07 11:25:15 AM  
I have to hand it to her, she looks amazingly sexy for 85.
 
2020-07-07 11:27:17 AM  
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I think she needs to schedule another follow up with her primary care physician.
 
2020-07-07 11:58:51 AM  

offacue: I'm her age.  Yes.  Yes I would.


Now's your chance. She's hobbling on a crutch
 
2020-07-07 12:31:35 PM  
Grandma, that's gross.
 
2020-07-07 1:37:29 PM  
If you're SO looks like that at 61, you won a lottery.
 
2020-07-07 1:49:50 PM  
please, I just ate lunch
 
2020-07-07 1:51:30 PM  
When the entertainment that you've been putting out for roughly 40 years has been virtually substance-free, then yes, this kind of exhibitionism is entirely predictable.
 
2020-07-07 1:51:31 PM  
The missing link between human and Real Doll.
 
2020-07-07 2:49:59 PM  

edmo: If you're SO looks like that at 61, you won a lottery.


I have a 2000 car that runs like a top.  Not bad for a 20 year old car...but many parts of it are less than 20 years old.  At what point do secondary market parts change the real age.
 
2020-07-07 3:01:34 PM  
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2020-07-07 3:14:46 PM  
Holy cramp what happened to her face!?!?
I never would have recognized her. Guess I haven't seen her for awhile but when did this happen? She looks like a wax dummy!!!!
 
2020-07-07 3:19:42 PM  
I like and respect Madonna.  I think she looks great and you all can suck it.
 
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2020-07-07 5:25:31 PM  
Why is she trying so hard to look like Miley Cyrus?
 
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