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(CNN)   ,,ǝɯ ɥʇᴉʍ ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ uᴉ sɐʍ ʇᴉ 'ǝɯ uǝʇʇᴉq sɐɥ ʇᴉ ʞuᴉɥʇ I 'ʞɔnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ sᴉ ǝʞɐus ɹǝƃᴉʇ ɐ ɹo ǝʞɐus uʍoɹq ∀   (edition.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Snake, eastern brown snake, Reptile, Head, Viperidae, Venom, police officer, Eastern brown snake bites  
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2020-07-07 9:00:54 AM  
ǝɔnɹq 'ƃɐʇ ,ɐʎɐɹʇS, ɐ spǝǝu ʞɹɐℲ
 
2020-07-07 9:16:24 AM  
The more I moved my legs ... it just started to wrap around me. Its head just started striking at the (driver's seat) chair, between my legs, ....The officer saw the dead snake lying in the back of the truck and called for help. When paramedics arrived, they determined Jimmy had not been bitten, but was suffering from shock.

Okay.  I can see why he was suffering shock.
 
2020-07-07 9:52:42 AM  
Brown snake, meet brown trousers.
 
2020-07-07 9:58:14 AM  
Police spot a ute fanging down the Dawson highway...
 
2020-07-07 10:00:08 AM  
Amazing. The Police didn't find it necessary to shoot the guy , despite being in fear for their lives...
 
2020-07-07 10:01:27 AM  
Still not as big as my throbbing Black Mamba
 
2020-07-07 10:03:01 AM  
"A brown snake or a tiger snake is in the back of the ute"

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2020-07-07 10:04:19 AM  

TheraTx: Police spot a ute fanging down the Dawson highway...


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2020-07-07 10:13:17 AM  

Mr_Vimes: Brown snake, meet brown trousers.


He should be lucky the brown snake didn't go looking for his trouser snake.
 
2020-07-07 10:14:44 AM  
Just so we're not misled by bad journalism, if one were to compile a list of the 1000 World's Deadliest Snakes, the snake who came in 1000th place would still be on that list of "World's Deadliest Snakes."
 
2020-07-07 10:16:02 AM  
Who gets the snake, me or the muthafarkin dog?
 
2020-07-07 10:27:51 AM  
Why are parts of that picture blurred?

At first I thought it was something on the lens, but another picture of the snake has the same area blurred.

Are it's insides showing, and they don't want to disturb readers?

Really. In Australia?

They must have blurred for the US snowflakes.
 
2020-07-07 10:41:21 AM  

Lexx0001: Why are parts of that picture blurred?

At first I thought it was something on the lens, but another picture of the snake has the same area blurred.

Are it's insides showing, and they don't want to disturb readers?

Really. In Australia?

They must have blurred for the US snowflakes.


Eastern brown snakes have throat penises. Helps them fark you up even more.
 
2020-07-07 10:42:01 AM  
Fnɔʞ That
 
2020-07-07 10:56:52 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Still not as big as my throbbing Black Mamba


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2020-07-07 10:58:40 AM  
Grab me mobile and...
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/No Australian but I guess that's how they say it
 
2020-07-07 10:59:26 AM  

sid244: Grab me mobile and...
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/No Not Australian but I guess that's how they say it


FTFM

Need more coffee
 
2020-07-07 11:31:57 AM  
In the US, that guy would have been bitten by a bullet snake.  I'm sure the officer's defense would have been that the venom from the actual snake was ready to leap out of the nonexistent wound and grab his gun.
 
2020-07-07 11:44:42 AM  
The driver, a 27-year-old man identified only as "Jimmy" in a police news release published Tuesday, was heading down the Dawson Highway in the state of Queensland at 100 kilometers per hour (62 mph) when he noticed a reptile in the vehicle.

Why, yes, officer, before the snake bit me, I was going the speed limit...
 
2020-07-07 1:07:29 PM  

LarrySouth: Amazing. The Police didn't find it necessary to shoot the guy , despite being in fear for their lives...


Because it was in Australia, not the U.S.
 
2020-07-07 2:53:37 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Still not as big as my throbbing Black Mamba


Oh you...you silly silly 🤪😜
I laughed. Yes I did 😆
 
2020-07-07 2:58:52 PM  
Y'all have left me disappoint 🤨
Whar? Whar the Samuel Jackson memes? )Sigh( 🙄
 
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