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2020-07-06 10:57:03 PM  
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2020-07-06 11:10:20 PM  
I'd volunteer to perform the appropriate surgery on Mr. Carlson.
 
2020-07-06 11:14:42 PM  

pueblonative: I'd volunteer to perform the appropriate surgery on Mr. Carlson.


I'll volunteer to perform it inappropriately.

Dull steak knife, no anesthesia, and cauterize the stumps with a red hot cast iron skillet.
 
2020-07-06 11:21:21 PM  

pueblonative: I'd volunteer to perform the appropriate surgery on Mr. Carlson.


"And my axe!"
 
2020-07-06 11:29:18 PM  
Reading through that thread, a few Tucker F*ckers are trying to say that 'just because you lost your legs doesn't mean you love your country'

I wonder if they'd say the same to Dan Crenshaw.
 
2020-07-06 11:41:29 PM  
Nice.
 
2020-07-06 11:41:39 PM  
Obviously, Tucker doesn't even stand for America.
 
2020-07-06 11:52:35 PM  
Guys, no surgery necessary. That should have burned his legs right off to the kneecaps and cauterized everything quite nicely too.
 
2020-07-06 11:59:47 PM  
Liberals: hate unjust actions
Conservatives: hate 60% of American citizens for not being conservatives
 
2020-07-07 2:00:27 AM  
Go back and look at some of the ads the GOP ran against Max Cleland if you want to know what they think of wounded vets. Or any of that atrocious swift boat campaign.
 
2020-07-07 2:12:24 AM  
....and f*ck Tucker's friend Kyle!
 
2020-07-07 2:14:34 AM  

Cagey B: Go back and look at some of the ads the GOP ran against Max Cleland if you want to know what they think of wounded vets. Or any of that atrocious swift boat campaign.


I mean, if it is OK to mock a tortured POW or a gold star family, there is nothing too shameful.

/well maybe being complicit in the murder of active shoulders
 
2020-07-07 3:24:06 AM  

Cagey B: Go back and look at some of the ads the GOP ran against Max Cleland if you want to know what they think of wounded vets. Or any of that atrocious swift boat campaign.


There's no greater indication that Dems suck at simple but loud messaging than the GOP getting away with insulting POWs, swiftboating, etc while still maintaining the facsade of the pro-military party. It's up there with "small government" and "individual liberty" in terms of lies being truth, and it's disgusting.
 
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2020-07-07 3:32:48 AM  
What did Tucker Carlson say that prompted that response?
 
2020-07-07 4:21:19 AM  

Boondock3806: Liberals: hate unjust actions
Conservatives: hate 60% of American citizens for not being conservatives


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2020-07-07 5:06:00 AM  
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Seriously. WTF?
 
2020-07-07 5:39:06 AM  
 Tucker is a card carrying Nazi Party member.
 
2020-07-07 6:00:45 AM  

markie_farkie: pueblonative: I'd volunteer to perform the appropriate surgery on Mr. Carlson.

I'll volunteer to perform it inappropriately.

Dull steak knife, no anesthesia, and cauterize the stumps with a red hot cast iron skillet.


That's a waste of a good cast iron... Unless of course it can't be reseasoned.
 
2020-07-07 6:02:43 AM  

King Something: ....and f*ck Tucker's friend Kyle!


F*ck Tucker. Tucker sucks.
 
2020-07-07 6:04:25 AM  
she needs to be the vp.  Even my conservative friends lover her
 
2020-07-07 6:09:42 AM  
I love her.
 
2020-07-07 6:13:21 AM  

propasaurus: Reading through that thread, a few Tucker F*ckers are trying to say that 'just because you lost your legs doesn't mean you love your country'

I wonder if they'd say the same to Dan Crenshaw.


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Seriously. WTF?


Yea I'm reading through the comments now and there are some real deplorables in there.
 
2020-07-07 6:14:48 AM  

mrshowrules: /well maybe being complicit in the murder of active shoulders


Do what now?
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2020-07-07 6:17:43 AM  
One of these days, Tucker is going to pick a fight that he'll have to finish in person, on his own, and I can only hope there'll be a camera handy.
 
2020-07-07 6:18:43 AM  
How is this stordito so beloved by the cult?
 
2020-07-07 6:21:01 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: How is this stordito so beloved by the cult?


Poster child for white privilege.. he's obviously unqualified for any actual job.
 
2020-07-07 6:26:33 AM  
 
2020-07-07 6:26:50 AM  

wandero: One of these days, Tucker is going to pick a fight that he'll have to finish in person, on his own, and I can only hope there'll be a camera handy.


Doesn't he have a team of bodyguards, just like Lumpy? I've noticed these right-wing propagandists always seem to have more personal security than actual celebrities do.
 
2020-07-07 6:27:39 AM  

fluffy_pope: 433: What did Tucker Carlson say that prompted that response?

Carlson replayed her previous comments about the possibility of removing historical monuments throughout the country...
"You're not supposed to criticize Tammy Duckworth in any way because she once served in the military," Carlson said on his Monday show. ...
"Well, it's long been considered out of bounds to question a person's patriotism. It's a very strong charge and we try not ever to make it," Carlson added. "But in the face of all of this, the conclusion can't be avoided: These people actually hate America, there's no longer a question about that."


Society always evolves its views... ALWAYS.

But these people get comfortable in a certain mindset, or get false nostalgia for a golden age that never existed, and they will fight you to the death to preserve that.

It's just another form of conservative self-delusion. And one that, in the right manifestation, can sink a society and a nation.
 
2020-07-07 6:28:37 AM  

markie_farkie: pueblonative: I'd volunteer to perform the appropriate surgery on Mr. Carlson.

I'll volunteer to perform it inappropriately.

Dull steak knife, no anesthesia, and cauterize the stumps with a red hot cast iron skillet.


Do it with a spoon.
 
2020-07-07 6:29:21 AM  

markie_farkie: pueblonative: I'd volunteer to perform the appropriate surgery on Mr. Carlson.

I'll volunteer to perform it inappropriately.

Dull steak knife, no anesthesia, and cauterize the stumps with a red hot cast iron skillet.


Thank you, Ms. Nightingale, but let's go with a serrated, rusty piece of iron, a local anesthetic only to his throat and vocal cords so he cant scream, and we'll use repeated applications of an old car lighter to cauterize.
 
2020-07-07 6:31:00 AM  
Fuck Tucker Tucker Sucks
Youtube GLqIB0h1vwY
 
2020-07-07 6:33:52 AM  

koder: Boondock3806: Liberals: hate unjust actions
Conservatives: hate 60% of American citizens for not being conservatives

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Mad Magazine c.1979

Beautiful.
 
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2020-07-07 6:35:27 AM  
"Well, it's long been considered out of bounds to question a person's patriotism. It's a very strong charge and we try not ever to make it,"

Yeah.. they try to limit it to twice a broadcast.  Maybe 3.  Sometime the situation warrants, though....
 
2020-07-07 6:37:46 AM  
She hates Tucker's notion of America. Largely because the values he's espousing are un-American
 
2020-07-07 6:40:35 AM  

RasIanI: She hates Tucker's notion of America. Largely because the values he's espousing are un-American


Definitely explains why they prefer the confederate flag
 
2020-07-07 6:42:04 AM  
The best part is now that Tucker said it we have maybe 2-3 days before Trump says it and she pounds him into orange goo.

This was the plan all along - get the right-wing noise machine to blast a wounded combat veteran and Trump will follow. The overwhelming outrage response comes then, and I'm guessing to be followed by VP nominee Duckworth.

Senior citizens (told they should've proud to die for the Dow) and military/veterans and their families (sold out to Putin and insulted by Trump) will go into the booth this fall and leave "president" blank.
 
2020-07-07 6:42:43 AM  

propasaurus: Reading through that thread, a few Tucker F*ckers are trying to say that 'just because you lost your legs doesn't mean you love your country'

I wonder if they'd say the same to Dan Crenshaw.


You don't have to wonder. Do you remember the outrage when Pete Davidson said Crenshaw looked like a hitman in a porno movie? I am positive that the same people who were outraged by a joke on SNL will be equally outraged bu that will be outraged by this.
 
2020-07-07 6:47:29 AM  

AngryTeacher: propasaurus: Reading through that thread, a few Tucker F*ckers are trying to say that 'just because you lost your legs doesn't mean you love your country'

I wonder if they'd say the same to Dan Crenshaw.

You don't have to wonder. Do you remember the outrage when Pete Davidson said Crenshaw looked like a hitman in a porno movie? I am positive that the same people who were outraged by a joke on SNL will be equally outraged bu that will be outraged by this.


It's easy to amplify outrage when the people who own the cameras and distribution mediums are super super scared of what conservatives are saying about them, regardless of how the on-screen talent feels about.
 
2020-07-07 6:47:43 AM  
She's not addressing his point. If you are open to the idea of removing the founders due to their villany, then it does demonstrate that you dislike the founding or at least question it's legitimacy.

And it's fair question.
 
2020-07-07 6:50:05 AM  
Worms don't have legs.  Checkmate Senator.
 
2020-07-07 6:52:07 AM  
I like her. I hope she'll be vetted for VP. I'd like a sassy madam president in 2024
 
2020-07-07 6:53:35 AM  
She's quickly becoming my favourite for VP. Watching her spike Pence in the debates would be some great television.
 
2020-07-07 6:53:46 AM  

CanisNoir: She's not addressing his point. If you are open to the idea of removing the founders due to their villany, then it does demonstrate that you dislike the founding or at least question it's legitimacy.

And it's fair question.


We always re-evaluate our past, constantly, eternally. We as a society have to evaluate what we came from to see if those that came before us are truly worth venerating, and what has to be discarded to the proverbial ash heap of history. If it means carving up their legacies because parts are no longer useful to us, so be it. If it means digging something out of that ash heap because it turned out it actually is useful now, then so be it.


We cannot be wedded that these human being were even partially omniscient demigods. We can't even think we know shiat, because even through your own life you realize some things you thought even 5 years ago was worthless, and that passing thought you might have had 3 years ago turned out to be right.

Or to borrow a phrase from some fictional pseudo-Libertarians (hard to say what exactly they were...)

"No Gods or Kings, only Man."
 
2020-07-07 6:57:40 AM  

CanisNoir: She's not addressing his point. If you are open to the idea of removing the founders due to their villany, then it does demonstrate that you dislike the founding or at least question it's legitimacy.

And it's fair question.


If you are open to the idea of putting jello in the pool due to the lack of french fries, then it does demonstrate that you dislike the 1977 Chargers or at least question their driving skills.

And that's a fair cop.
 
2020-07-07 6:57:54 AM  

CanisNoir: She's not addressing his point. If you are open to the idea of removing the founders due to their villany, then it does demonstrate that you dislike the founding or at least question it's legitimacy.

And it's fair question.


Exactly which Confederate leader is a founding member of the United States of America?
 
2020-07-07 6:59:44 AM  
Some men look at constitutions with sanctimonious reverence, and deem them like the arc of the covenant, too sacred to be touched. They ascribe to the men of the preceding age a wisdom more than human, and suppose what they did to be beyond amendment. I knew that age well; I belonged to it, and labored with it. It deserved well of its country. It was very like the present, but without the experience of the present; and forty years of experience in government is worth a century of book-reading; and this they would say themselves, were they to rise from the dead. I am certainly not an advocate for frequent and untried changes in laws and constitutions. I think moderate imperfections had better be borne with; because, when once known, we accommodate ourselves to them, and find practical means of correcting their ill effects. But I know also, that laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths disclosed, and manners and opinions change with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also, and keep pace with the times. We might as well require a man to wear still the coat which fitted him when a boy, as civilized society to remain ever under the regimen of their barbarous ancestors.

From the Letter of Thomas Jefferson to Samuel Kercheval, June 12, 1816
 
2020-07-07 7:00:12 AM  

CanisNoir: She's not addressing his point. If you are open to the idea of removing the founders due to their villany, then it does demonstrate that you dislike the founding or at least question it's legitimacy.

And it's fair question.


It means you care more about statues than people.

America isn't America because of statues.
 
2020-07-07 7:01:18 AM  

CanisNoir: She's not addressing his point. If you are open to the idea of removing the founders due to their villany, then it does demonstrate that you dislike the founding or at least question it's legitimacy.

And it's fair question.


It says nothing of the sort.  What it says is that the views of people who considered only white landowners to be the sole legitimate voice of politics are no longer a millstone hampering your advancement as a society because it was their stated ideals that were important, not their contemporary stances.

Respecting history does not require that you deify your forebears, or that you just ignore those past follies.  It means understanding where you came from so you can better grasp just how far you've come, and to recognize how much farther your future journeys can take you.
 
2020-07-07 7:02:31 AM  
Dave Thomas founder Wendy's, but Wendy is the spokes icon.  If you're willing to remove Dave Thomas, you're open to the idea of eating Fish Fillets at a McDonalds with a crackwhore from Bloomington.
 
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