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2020-07-06 10:43:35 PM  
Oh, that accent is just atrocious.
 
2020-07-06 10:55:55 PM  
She had one good role, and even that got monotonous.
 
2020-07-06 11:18:19 PM  

thorpe: She had one good role, and even that got monotonous.


I thought she was good in "Solo"...
 
2020-07-06 11:21:47 PM  

gopher321: Oh, that accent is just atrocious.


Maybe she's playing a Brit that emigrated to trailer trash Alabama?  If so, pretty spot on!
 
2020-07-06 11:47:02 PM  
She is one of the most effervescent, radiant women on the planet. Subby can eat two whole bags of dicks.

Movie looks terrible though.
 
2020-07-07 1:10:36 AM  
I could make her happen, iffen she'd withdraw that thar restrainin' order.
 
2020-07-07 2:23:24 AM  
Isn't she the one who wasn't the dragon on "Tits and Dragons"?
 
2020-07-07 3:23:34 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Isn't she the one who wasn't the dragon on "Tits and Dragons"?


Yes.
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2020-07-07 4:27:36 AM  

gopher321: Oh, that accent is just atrocious.


It's better than Arya's

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2020-07-07 4:29:04 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Isn't she the one who wasn't the dragon on "Tits and Dragons"?


She's Tits
 
2020-07-07 4:43:05 AM  

Jack Sabbath: She is one of the most effervescent, radiant women on the planet. Subby can eat two whole bags of dicks.

Movie looks terrible though.


She's no Karen Gillan.
 
2020-07-07 4:50:21 AM  
FTFA- "I was [dating actors] but I'm not now."

Yes!

You know who isn't an actor?

Me!

I'm also not famous, good looking, wealthy, talented, or any of that other stuff she's used to.

So, Emilia, if you are looking for a change of pace, call me!
 
2020-07-07 4:55:32 AM  
It's not the worst Hollywood attempt at a Southern accent, but it's not the best, either. At least they don't have her going the Foghorn Leghorn/Penelope Pittstop route.

In all seriousness, I'm glad she hasn't given up after that piece of excrement Solo. I'd like to see her succeed, and this is definitely not a safe choice.
 
2020-07-07 5:00:02 AM  
"In it, the former-Game Of Thrones star"

She was perfect for that role, and that makes roles that aren't mi d wobblingly absurd maybe she's not the right pick. She needs to Helena Bonham Carter herself into the world of crazy. And bring back the blonde.
 
2020-07-07 5:02:53 AM  
French & Saunders Are you gonna do the accent?
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2020-07-07 5:15:44 AM  

ReaverZ: Farking Clown Shoes: Isn't she the one who wasn't the dragon on "Tits and Dragons"?

She's Tits


We always called it Quentin Tarantino's 'Monty Python And The Holy Grail'
 
2020-07-07 5:32:47 AM  
She really needs a better agent. Between this movie and the Wham Christmas movie, she's covered pretty much every sexist trope in the bad screenwriter's handbook.
 
2020-07-07 5:41:54 AM  
...in a twist of cliché the dumb southerner pretending to be a victim had the sinister plan under control all along.

/Now do the one about the great dumb underdog white guy from Philadelphia.
 
2020-07-07 6:05:52 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: /Now do the one about the great dumb underdog white guy from Philadelphia.


The one who had AIDS or the other guy?
 
2020-07-07 6:17:55 AM  
She's cute as a button and very personable but she can't act worth a shiat.
 
2020-07-07 6:25:13 AM  
And now that I really think about the other two from GoT (Maisie and Sophie) are also terrible. And I agree they're smoking hot and probably very nice.
 
2020-07-07 6:27:00 AM  
Any nude titty?

/nudity
//nude titty
///coincidence? I think not
 
2020-07-07 6:27:35 AM  
Her resume, beyond GoT and big budget sci fi, is kind of thin. I mean, half of her work has been in TV movies or voice work--or on the stage. Her career is kind of schizophrenic, and I don't think she's really considered the sort of roles she's taken beyond the big budget ones, because...hey, the money has been good, and people keep throwing stuff at her. And for a gal who got her start on the stage and doing British soap operas...yeah, it's been a ride. She's done well in science fiction/fantasy, and geek culture as a fit, but her stage roots kind of show through that she'd like more serious fare, but she's been snapping at whatever comes along that doesn't have a dragon, a robot, or a spaceship attached, rather than taking a moment or two to consider where she wants to go and what projects she wants to pursue.
 
2020-07-07 6:31:46 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Nana's Vibrator: /Now do the one about the great dumb underdog white guy from Philadelphia.

The one who had AIDS or the other guy?


Mark Wahlberg?
 
2020-07-07 6:50:20 AM  

hubiestubert: Her resume, beyond GoT and big budget sci fi, is kind of thin. I mean, half of her work has been in TV movies or voice work--or on the stage. Her career is kind of schizophrenic, and I don't think she's really considered the sort of roles she's taken beyond the big budget ones, because...hey, the money has been good, and people keep throwing stuff at her. And for a gal who got her start on the stage and doing British soap operas...yeah, it's been a ride. She's done well in science fiction/fantasy, and geek culture as a fit, but her stage roots kind of show through that she'd like more serious fare, but she's been snapping at whatever comes along that doesn't have a dragon, a robot, or a spaceship attached, rather than taking a moment or two to consider where she wants to go and what projects she wants to pursue.


Solo was a really good fit for her and she came across as if she was having a helluva good time making it.
 
2020-07-07 6:55:53 AM  
Yeesh.  Maybe the GOT showrunners were on to something after all.
 
2020-07-07 6:58:44 AM  
Also, in classic, stupid Hollywood style, nobody needs to see that movie now because we just saw 90% of the plot.
 
2020-07-07 7:09:17 AM  
Why are movie trailers 100 quick jump cuts of the movie?
I blame MTV.
 
2020-07-07 7:15:41 AM  

Not_Todd: I'm glad she hasn't given up after that piece of excrement Solo.

Solo

was actually a really fun movie.
If it WASN'T supposed to be Han Solo, and just "space heist set in the Star Wars universe" it would have gone over so much better.
 
2020-07-07 7:23:51 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Farking Clown Shoes: Nana's Vibrator: /Now do the one about the great dumb underdog white guy from Philadelphia.

The one who had AIDS or the other guy?

Mark Wahlberg?


No, Wahlberg played the Boston underdog.  I think FSC is thinking of The Gong Show guy.
 
2020-07-07 7:47:40 AM  

Persnickety: Also, in classic, stupid Hollywood style, nobody needs to see that movie now because we just saw 90% of the plot.


They are getting worse about that. Ma, Invisible Man, the one with the psycho woman leaving her purse to meet people....
 
2020-07-07 7:47:58 AM  

buntz: Not_Todd: I'm glad she hasn't given up after that piece of excrement Solo.

Solo was actually a really fun movie.
If it WASN'T supposed to be Han Solo, and just "space heist set in the Star Wars universe" it would have gone over so much better.


It really got munsoned
 
2020-07-07 7:58:07 AM  

GalFriday: Nana's Vibrator: Farking Clown Shoes: Nana's Vibrator: /Now do the one about the great dumb underdog white guy from Philadelphia.

The one who had AIDS or the other guy?

Mark Wahlberg?

No, Wahlberg played the Boston underdog.  I think FSC is thinking of The Gong Show guy.


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I was going for this one.  Chuck Barris making it all the way from the CIA to the Gong Show is an accomplishment, but we all know Bob Eubanks was the more accomplished gameshow guy at getting guests to answer uncomfortable questions.
 
2020-07-07 8:14:54 AM  
She seems to be a nice person, and funny in interviews.
And she's willing to show us her boobs.

That's good enough for me.
 
2020-07-07 8:22:08 AM  

GalFriday: Nana's Vibrator: Farking Clown Shoes: Nana's Vibrator: /Now do the one about the great dumb underdog white guy from Philadelphia.

The one who had AIDS or the other guy?

Mark Wahlberg?

No, Wahlberg played the Boston underdog.  I think FSC is thinking of The Gong Show guy.


ah, yes
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...wait
 
2020-07-07 8:43:30 AM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

And she's willing to show us her boobs

She actually hated doing the scenes and felt pressured into performing them. So keep that in mind.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-ra​d​io/2019/nov/20/emilia-clarke-game-of-t​hrones-nude-scenes-were-terrifying
 
2020-07-07 8:44:57 AM  
Didn't she have a brain aneurysm?
 
2020-07-07 8:54:23 AM  

LucklessWonder: Didn't she have a brain aneurysm?


Two of them I think.
 
2020-07-07 8:55:47 AM  

Snapper Carr: gopher321: Oh, that accent is just atrocious.

It's better than Arya's

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That movie looks so farking horrible. And I have no idea what accent she is trying to pull off there.
 
2020-07-07 8:57:05 AM  

buntz: Not_Todd: I'm glad she hasn't given up after that piece of excrement Solo.

Solo was actually a really fun movie.
If it WASN'T supposed to be Han Solo, and just "space heist set in the Star Wars universe" it would have gone over so much better.


I totally agree. That would have been awesome and I would have absolutely wanted the followup (that is never gonna happen now).
 
2020-07-07 9:13:33 AM  

meanmutton: I totally agree. That would have been awesome and I would have absolutely wanted the followup (that is never gonna happen now).


And to be honest, I wouldn't mind a follow up with just Lando because he was fantastic. But I certainly wouldn't lose any sleep if they don't do that
 
2020-07-07 9:32:54 AM  

meanmutton: Snapper Carr: gopher321: Oh, that accent is just atrocious.

It's better than Arya's

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That movie looks so farking horrible. And I have no idea what accent she is trying to pull off there.


"Try to sound like Russell Brand before he got sober"
 
2020-07-07 9:35:10 AM  

hubiestubert: Her resume, beyond GoT and big budget sci fi, is kind of thin. I mean, half of her work has been in TV movies or voice work--or on the stage. Her career is kind of schizophrenic, and I don't think she's really considered the sort of roles she's taken beyond the big budget ones, because...hey, the money has been good, and people keep throwing stuff at her. And for a gal who got her start on the stage and doing British soap operas...yeah, it's been a ride. She's done well in science fiction/fantasy, and geek culture as a fit, but her stage roots kind of show through that she'd like more serious fare, but she's been snapping at whatever comes along that doesn't have a dragon, a robot, or a spaceship attached, rather than taking a moment or two to consider where she wants to go and what projects she wants to pursue.


She also almost died from brain aneurysms after her first year on GoT and again after her third year. I imagine those experiences made her want to just go out and experience things rather than waiting for perfect roles.
 
2020-07-07 9:35:24 AM  

PanicAttack: She really needs a better agent. Between this movie and the Wham Christmas movie, she's covered pretty much every sexist trope in the bad screenwriter's handbook.


She's playing a Southern criminal named Susan Smith.

It's apparently NOT about that woman who killed her two kids and blamed it on a fictional black carjacker.
 
2020-07-07 10:10:07 AM  
Really not an impressive actor.

Very attractive though.
 
2020-07-07 10:12:33 AM  

Sgt Otter: PanicAttack: She really needs a better agent. Between this movie and the Wham Christmas movie, she's covered pretty much every sexist trope in the bad screenwriter's handbook.

She's playing a Southern criminal named Susan Smith.

It's apparently NOT about that woman who killed her two kids and blamed it on a fictional black carjacker.


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You managed to link her and the movie to a racist act.
No one will care or remember the 'NOT', just the racism part.
 
2020-07-07 10:17:20 AM  

hubiestubert: Her resume, beyond GoT and big budget sci fi, is kind of thin. I mean, half of her work has been in TV movies or voice work--or on the stage. Her career is kind of schizophrenic, and I don't think she's really considered the sort of roles she's taken beyond the big budget ones, because...hey, the money has been good, and people keep throwing stuff at her. And for a gal who got her start on the stage and doing British soap operas...yeah, it's been a ride. She's done well in science fiction/fantasy, and geek culture as a fit, but her stage roots kind of show through that she'd like more serious fare, but she's been snapping at whatever comes along that doesn't have a dragon, a robot, or a spaceship attached, rather than taking a moment or two to consider where she wants to go and what projects she wants to pursue.


What about a robotic spaceship shaped like a dragon?
 
2020-07-07 10:33:41 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Nana's Vibrator: /Now do the one about the great dumb underdog white guy from Philadelphia.

The one who had AIDS or the other guy?


No, the one that had low-key superpowers.
 
2020-07-07 10:39:54 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She seems to be a nice person, and funny in interviews.
And she's willing to show us her boobs.

That's good enough for me.


The first part:  Don't know.

The second part:  not anymore

The third:  I would think somewhere on your list of criteria for an actor would be the ability to act.  She is one of the worst actors I've ever seen.  She has been terrible in everything she's been in.  The only possible exception would be the first couple seasons of GOT and that is because she had to play someone completely out of their depth and she just had to act overwhelmed and awkward, which is how she acts everything.
 
2020-07-07 10:55:56 AM  

Bslim: Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

And she's willing to show us her boobs

She actually hated doing the scenes and felt pressured into performing them. So keep that in mind.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-rad​io/2019/nov/20/emilia-clarke-game-of-t​hrones-nude-scenes-were-terrifying


So does Kate Winslet but she's been a hero, sharing her wonderful gifts with the world in basically every movie.
 
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