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(Slate)   "Dear Prudence: My wife and I haven't had sex in over a year due to her chronic pain, so I've been sneaking upskirt photos of her. Is that wrong?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-07-07 6:18:09 AM  
I wonder if the spouse is only playing like she doesn't know about the pictures?

The other issue, of course, is what do you do with them after you are finished? I hope they get deleted of any connected device. Getting released into the wild would cause any goodwill to evaporate.
 
2020-07-07 7:37:31 AM  
I had sex with her last week, so it sounds like it's more that you are the problem.
 
2020-07-07 10:09:41 AM  
Stop being a chronic pain. Problem solved.
 
2020-07-07 11:02:42 AM  
My wife is a chronic pain too but we still manage once a week or so.
 
2020-07-07 11:49:58 AM  
Such interesting ones in this one. We've got hubby taking upskirt photos, ungrateful neighbors, somebody wanting their old punching back back, and a sheepfarker.

Prudie is stepping up the quality of the fake letters.
 
2020-07-07 11:58:19 AM  
1) No Fun, No Sin, No You, No Wonder It's Dark: So my inference is that this was definitely not consented to, so you can go FRO.  Stop, beg forgiveness and actually talk to your spouse.  I wouldn't be surprised if she decides to DTFMA.

2) Is This How You Feel? Theoretical Love: A succinct answer from Prudie.  Rare.  I'm an asshole, so I'd turn this a bit.  "Oh, so you're fighting racism for your possible children? Not for the betterment of all?  How selfish."

3) Bite The Hand That Feeds You: You know what, I'm gonna side with your daughter here.  Fark 'em.  Send them a list of charities they can go to.

4)  She Wants To Send Him A Letter, Just To Try To Make Herself Feel Better: STFU and GTHOI.

5) Why Don't You Get A Job?: Stick to your offer.  Her, the kid but not him.  He can FRO.

6) Some People Sleep All Alone Every Night Instead Of Taking A Lover To Bed: If I ever marry, I'll still want my own bed to sleep in.  So will my theoretical spouse after a couple of nights.  I say you're within your rights and if she's got an issue with it, DTMFA.

7) You, Babe, Steppin' Out: You're not close, telling her would probably cause further estrangement.  Sounds like coming out is a win-win here.

8)  Dare To Be Stupid II: Prudie is wrong again here, the neighbors were definitely being abusive and are now being manipulative.  Might not be to the level of partner abuse, but it's still abuse.  They can FRO.

9) Jamie's Cryin' II: And that's why I said the original LW should STFU and GTHOI.

10) My Whole Existence Is Flawed (Classic): GTHOI.   I mean your relationship may not last, but your reaction isn't gonna help him and leaving will make it worse.
 
2020-07-07 12:17:08 PM  

Another Government Employee: I wonder if the spouse is only playing like she doesn't know about the pictures?

The other issue, of course, is what do you do with them after you are finished? I hope they get deleted of any connected device. Getting released into the wild would cause any goodwill to evaporate.


There's also the "fappening" issue of: Are they being backed up to a cloud somewhere without them realizing it? Also the big consent issue that hasn't been mentioned yet.
 
2020-07-07 3:55:11 PM  
Butt stuff.
 
2020-07-07 7:03:31 PM  
Only a year? Lucky bastard. Although eventually you quit caring as much. Also, the urge to have an affair disappears after you fall so out of practice that's it's a guaranteed moment of abject humiliation. So you have that to look forward to. I don't even remember what pussy smells like.
 
2020-07-08 6:53:38 AM  

drewogatory: Only a year? Lucky bastard. Although eventually you quit caring as much. Also, the urge to have an affair disappears after you fall so out of practice that's it's a guaranteed moment of abject humiliation. So you have that to look forward to. I don't even remember what pussy smells like.


If you hold your ear against the inside of a woman's thigh, you can smell the ocean.
 
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