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(Reuters)   Russia cracks down on marmot hunting. I can't believe people put that stuff on toast   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Mongolia, Black Death, Bubonic plague, possible cases of bubonic plague, Chinese region of Inner Mongolia, local branch of Rospotrebnadzor, Bayan Nur, People's Republic of China  
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2020-07-06 8:56:56 PM  
15 votes:
nice marmot
2020-07-06 11:14:12 PM  
12 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: nice marmot

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2020-07-07 2:57:09 AM  
10 votes:

sat1va: We had to cancel our ski trip to Marmot Basin this spring due to COVID. Had just picked up a new set of skis, only trying them a couple times at a local hill.

We've all been suffering of late, but few of us to the degree of you and yours.
2020-07-06 10:13:49 PM  
8 votes:
Heh. They offered me a Vegemite sandwich.
2020-07-06 10:52:36 PM  
5 votes:

Urmuf Hamer: Heh. They offered me a Vegemite sandwich.

Did you say "Do you speak-a my language?".
2020-07-07 4:13:32 AM  
3 votes:

robodog: Marmots are nasty things, think rats the size of trash pandas. I wanted to shoot every last person who thought they were 'cute' and were feeding them at high base camp on Whitney. Luckily we found a spot on a rock outcropping to hang our bags so we didn't get them torn apart like some of the other unlucky folks.

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They'll come out of the sky and stand there. Fiercely.
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2020-07-07 3:08:21 AM  
3 votes:

aagrajag: Marmite is freaking awesome, just don't spread it on your toast in the same quantities as a five-year-old spreads Nutella.

Did the genealogy testing and found out I'm more British than Irish. So I figured I try the food. Just bought my first jar, and heeded the warning about slathering toast with the stuff.

It was just like all those after school specials warned me instant addiction would be like.

/discovered I also dig builders tea with milk.
//and accompanying biscuits and marmite toast.
///my dental records and infatuation with vehicles with electrical problems are also explained.
2020-07-07 4:55:44 AM  
2 votes:
Perhaps I misheard you, subby

The Marmoset Song
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2020-07-07 9:13:06 AM  
1 vote:
This is not the time to be eating exotic game meats, especially under cooked ones.   The irony is, that for all the hell the right has been giving China over eating bats and causing the virus, a pandemic could have easily been started by hunters eating under cooked wild game here in America.  There is a reason it is illegal to bring game meat into restaurants.   And yes, that place that serves venison, that you know about, with all the hunting trophies on the wall, uses farm raised deer.
2020-07-07 3:50:33 AM  
1 vote:
Delicious?  Silly; that's where all the best French artists had studios 150 years ago.
2020-07-07 3:32:26 AM  
1 vote:

aagrajag: Marmite is freaking awesome, just don't spread it on your toast in the same quantities as a five-year-old spreads Nutella.

Spread thinly on buttered toast and washed down with a cup of tea. Delicious stuff.
2020-07-07 12:30:07 AM  
1 vote:
I like my marmot with a dab of Grey Poupon.
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