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2020-07-06 5:27:41 PM  
Kemp is a Nazi.
 
2020-07-06 5:28:16 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-07-06 5:29:30 PM  
Someone needs to kick 2020 in the nuts
 
2020-07-06 5:31:14 PM  
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2020-07-06 5:32:30 PM  
I was at the grocery store and being extra chatty (unusual for me, but it's been a weird time...), and I ended up leaving without getting my $40 cash back, which I realized the moment I turned out of the parking lot...  Drove back probably by a terribly inefficient route. Thankfully, the same checker was still there, and after a quick look at my receipt, handed over the cash. WHEW!
 
2020-07-06 5:37:56 PM  
The more I hear Trump list off his enemies in his 4th of July speech, the more it sounds just like David Spade's hot mic rant in PCU.
 
2020-07-06 5:43:13 PM  
Well, clearly the PPP Loan info has dropped.  Twitter is a name and shame festival right now.
 
2020-07-06 5:46:18 PM  

freddyV: Someone needs to kick 2020 in the nuts


I own a sling shot that can shoot at nuts.
 
2020-07-06 5:49:12 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: I was at the grocery store and being extra chatty (unusual for me, but it's been a weird time...), and I ended up leaving without getting my $40 cash back, which I realized the moment I turned out of the parking lot...  Drove back probably by a terribly inefficient route. Thankfully, the same checker was still there, and after a quick look at my receipt, handed over the cash. WHEW!


I was at work Sunday and a customer owed $5 and some change. He handed me two fives and a one. I said you gave two many fives. He gave me the five as a tip and said "you're a good man".
 
2020-07-06 5:49:29 PM  
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2020-07-06 5:49:45 PM  

clodcomplex: Well, clearly the PPP Loan info has dropped.  Twitter is a name and shame festival right now.


Norquist, you shameless scumbag.
 
2020-07-06 5:50:58 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x97]


And Kemp will probably have you interred for it.
 
2020-07-06 5:52:51 PM  
The next square has dropped in the shiatpostsampler's mystery stitch-along. The first square was C3 and the new one is A2, so accurate counting is super important!
 
2020-07-06 5:52:52 PM  
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2020-07-06 5:53:02 PM  
Charges filed against Central Park Karen
(no offence intended towards actual Karens)
 
2020-07-06 5:57:44 PM  
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/this doesn't check out
Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) [Official music video HD]
Youtube jofNR_WkoCE
 
2020-07-06 6:01:33 PM  
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Had a fun 4th on bikes around downtown avoiding crowds, almost shot my drone out of the sky with a mortar.
Gonna go kayak confluence park after work tonight, need to get trained up for Clear Creek rafting trips.
Denver was a shiatshow over the 4th of course, like everywhere.
 
2020-07-06 6:03:58 PM  
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2020-07-06 6:07:46 PM  
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2020-07-06 6:14:02 PM  
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2020-07-06 6:15:18 PM  
Speaking of Karens...

I got a few laughs and a stare so strong this morning that if she were Supergirl with heat vision eyes, I wouldn't be here to tell you about it.

My Samsung Galaxy S8 battery has gone bad. It would be $75 to fix it and I've been thinking about getting a Pixel 4XL as a replacement phone. So I head over to my local Spectrum store to lay my hands on one to see if I like it. I'm not paying the $899 Spectrum wants for one though, Swappa.com is where I got the S8 3 years ago, a used Pixel 4XL is good enough for me.

Anyway, as I enter the shop there is a maskless Gen X woman (50ish) at the kiosk trying to put in her info while the only customer service rep is helping someone else across the room. The gal is swearing at the machine while holding up 6 of us trying to get all the way inside. She she yells out "The damn thing ain't working!" and tries again, no joy, more swearing. The next guy in line offered to help but she told him to F-OFF and started yelling at the rep across the room.

The rep finishes up with her customer and starts walking towards the kiosk while the yelling lady heads over to where the CSR was initially. As they pass, CSR tells her I'll help you and asks for her first name and initial of her last name. "I'm not walking back over there to tell you." CSR tells her 'I need a name please...' "I'm not telling you." Impasse.

So I speak up and tell the CSR her first name is "KAREN" and I spell it out, K-A-R-E-N. "Last name starts with C, for Covid-19." So that is what the CSR entered, giggling all the time.

2 of the other people got it, 3 didn't and neither did maskless woman and the guy that offered help, was grinning as he explained it to all. Lady got madder and stormed out glaring at me all the way. She didn't get to do whatever it was that she came in for.

P.S. There wasn't anything wrong with the machine, just PEBKAC and there probably won't be a Google Pixel 4XL phone in my future.
 
2020-07-06 6:15:59 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x404]
/this doesn't check out
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Fox Fires - Animated Short Film
Youtube sN5goxeTfjc
 
2020-07-06 6:20:25 PM  

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Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed
 
2020-07-06 6:21:59 PM  

tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed


Watch Fox fires
 
2020-07-06 6:22:02 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Google Pixel 4XL phone in my future.


Galaxy S10s are cheap now comparatively and are farking good.
 
2020-07-06 6:23:22 PM  
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/LOL
 
2020-07-06 6:24:45 PM  
We met the world's first domesticated foxes
Youtube 4dwjS_eI-lQ
 
2020-07-06 6:25:06 PM  
School plan this year: teachers teach shiatty florida Virtual School curriculum while in an empty classroom. Students out til 8/17 when gov. Ice Cream will likely reopen schools because Karen needs her time off from the kids.

So freaking depressed right now. I have no idea what to do with my own kid, who is also online but in a different district. What do I do with him from 615-4pm every day?
 
2020-07-06 6:25:18 PM  

tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed


And we had a discussion this afternoon

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2020-07-06 6:26:19 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed

And we had a discussion this afternoon

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Holy crap! That's awesome!

What's with the gap between 29 & 48?
 
2020-07-06 6:27:11 PM  

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Foxes are *foxes*

not cats, not dogs, something 1/2 of each
 
2020-07-06 6:28:51 PM  

tudorgurl: Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed

And we had a discussion this afternoon

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Holy crap! That's awesome!

What's with the gap between 29 & 48?


no armor to measure

I think they dissuaded him from  jousting after when his horse fell on him
 
2020-07-06 6:29:04 PM  
'sup, all you wonderful peoples.

I have tomatoes. They are good. I have and overgrowing garden. Soon there will be bounty.

I need to get some rooting hormone for some grapevine I am going to take clippings from. I want my entire back fence to be vined in.

If you ever wondered what a 0.004" hole looks like:

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2020-07-06 6:30:12 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/4dwjS_eI​-lQ?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Foxes are *foxes*

not cats, not dogs, something 1/2 of each


Cat software in dog hardware.
 
2020-07-06 6:30:13 PM  

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/LOL


Can I write this speech for him?

"My fellow Americans. I am way out of my league here...and so on
 
2020-07-06 6:30:47 PM  
I like foxes. I read of a study in england that foxes are evolving toward domestication.
 
2020-07-06 6:30:47 PM  

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TOO LATE ASSHOLES!
I would love to see them try, Trump will just turn his base against them. Imagine Trump completely giving the senate away by backing primary challengers against those old piles of garbage..
 
2020-07-06 6:31:24 PM  

the_innkeeper: 'sup, all you wonderful peoples.

I have tomatoes. They are good. I have and overgrowing garden. Soon there will be bounty.

I need to get some rooting hormone for some grapevine I am going to take clippings from. I want my entire back fence to be vined in.

If you ever wondered what a 0.004" hole looks like:

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keep it away from your phone so you don't root by accident
 
2020-07-06 6:32:22 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x110]
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This would be the biggest kick in the dick to that mushroom head.

Please, proceed.

Maybe he will learn that he is a tool, and people only deal with him because he is a tool or his money.

/Nah.
 
2020-07-06 6:32:57 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: 'sup, all you wonderful peoples.

I have tomatoes. They are good. I have and overgrowing garden. Soon there will be bounty.

I need to get some rooting hormone for some grapevine I am going to take clippings from. I want my entire back fence to be vined in.

If you ever wondered what a 0.004" hole looks like:

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keep it away from your phone so you don't root by accident


It's an Android. It really wouldn't care.
 
2020-07-06 6:33:06 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed

And we had a discussion this afternoon

[Fark user image image 461x253]

Holy crap! That's awesome!

What's with the gap between 29 & 48?

no armor to measure

I think they dissuaded him from  jousting after when his horse fell on him


Ah that makes sense.

Have you heard the Henry VIII TBI theory? It's fascinating!
 
2020-07-06 6:33:34 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed

Watch Fox fires


Just use these.
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2020-07-06 6:34:25 PM  
You may want to sit down for this:
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2020-07-06 6:34:32 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed

Watch Fox fires

Just use these.
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Those are so gorgeous.

Ugh, I need to get out of the desert. It's 113 today. fark this.
 
2020-07-06 6:34:47 PM  

tudorgurl: Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: Cornelis de Gyselaer: tudorgurl: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x231]

Jesus Christ.

/Is now completely depressed

And we had a discussion this afternoon

[Fark user image image 461x253]

Holy crap! That's awesome!

What's with the gap between 29 & 48?

no armor to measure

I think they dissuaded him from  jousting after when his horse fell on him

Ah that makes sense.

Have you heard the Henry VIII TBI theory? It's fascinating!


Yeah, but it's a bit scrambled.
 
2020-07-06 6:35:20 PM  
I get to work late tonight because of the morning shenanigans with my network - yay?
 
2020-07-06 6:35:43 PM  

clodcomplex: You may want to sit down for this:
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The point is not to win.

The point is to be a write-in and siphon votes from Biden.
 
2020-07-06 6:38:15 PM  
So what's happening in the world of politics today?
 
2020-07-06 6:38:42 PM  

tudorgurl: School plan this year: teachers teach shiatty florida Virtual School curriculum while in an empty classroom. Students out til 8/17 when gov. Ice Cream will likely reopen schools because Karen needs her time off from the kids.

So freaking depressed right now. I have no idea what to do with my own kid, who is also online but in a different district. What do I do with him from 615-4pm every day?


I have said this elsewhere and quite possibly here too.

I would not want to be a member of a school board right now. You have some impossible decisions to make. You need to open the schools for many reasons including mothers like you. Heck some schools need to open just so kids can get some food. But you can't. And you know it.
 
2020-07-06 6:38:50 PM  
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