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(CNBC)   Many people would bet the house on 50-50 odds in Nevada   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Las Vegas Strip, Vice president, Employment, Caesars Palace, Las Vegas metropolitan area, Casino, Nevada Gaming Control Board, Caesars CEO Tony Rodio  
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2020-07-06 5:34:45 PM  
And it is still 10x better than it was before the mask order.
 
2020-07-06 7:27:24 PM  
Shut down every nonessential business.  If Nevada fails because all the casinos go tits up, tough shiat.  The land won't disappear.  It may actually start healing once Vegas becomes a ghost town.  Let the non essential place fail.  Don't just let them fail, make them fail.  We need to cull the non essential businesses and people.  To heal the earth.

We need borgification.  Total unity under a singular machine consciousness.  Every unit working towards a singular goal.  No race.  No gender.  No religion.  Just essential units working towards the essential goal.
 
2020-07-06 8:04:04 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Shut down every nonessential business.  If Nevada fails because all the casinos go tits up, tough shiat.  The land won't disappear.  It may actually start healing once Vegas becomes a ghost town.  Let the non essential place fail.  Don't just let them fail, make them fail.  We need to cull the non essential businesses and people.  To heal the earth.

We need borgification.  Total unity under a singular machine consciousness.  Every unit working towards a singular goal.  No race.  No gender.  No religion.  Just essential units working towards the essential goal.


Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.
 
2020-07-06 8:11:23 PM  
No glove, no love.

If I can see those lips, no chips.
 
2020-07-06 8:13:43 PM  

Lumber Jack Off: AmbassadorBooze: Shut down every nonessential business.  If Nevada fails because all the casinos go tits up, tough shiat.  The land won't disappear.  It may actually start healing once Vegas becomes a ghost town.  Let the non essential place fail.  Don't just let them fail, make them fail.  We need to cull the non essential businesses and people.  To heal the earth.

We need borgification.  Total unity under a singular machine consciousness.  Every unit working towards a singular goal.  No race.  No gender.  No religion.  Just essential units working towards the essential goal.

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.


You don't want complete borgification?  You want people destroying the earth?  People pursuing extravagant wealth?  People who are not essential being born and doing non essential things burning carbon resources?

You want Kim kardashian burning carbon posting Instagram pictures of her fat ass burning carbon while there are essential people doing essential things (in corona world) burning less carbon than she does?

The only logical solution to the problem is borgification.  Hell, we can't even get half the Karens to wear a farking mask in corona world.  Free will is the problem.  Borgification is the solution.  Unity.  Science.  A singular machine consciousness orchestrating us all to act as one.
 
2020-07-07 12:51:53 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Shut down every nonessential business.  If Nevada fails because all the casinos go tits up, tough shiat.  The land won't disappear.  It may actually start healing once Vegas becomes a ghost town.  Let the non essential place fail.  Don't just let them fail, make them fail.  We need to cull the non essential businesses and people.  To heal the earth.

We need borgification.  Total unity under a singular machine consciousness.  Every unit working towards a singular goal.  No race.  No gender.  No religion.  Just essential units working towards the essential goal.


You got it all wrong:

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
 
2020-07-07 1:38:21 AM  
Nevada was never known for following rules.
 
2020-07-07 1:57:53 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Lumber Jack Off: AmbassadorBooze: Shut down every nonessential business.  If Nevada fails because all the casinos go tits up, tough shiat.  The land won't disappear.  It may actually start healing once Vegas becomes a ghost town.  Let the non essential place fail.  Don't just let them fail, make them fail.  We need to cull the non essential businesses and people.  To heal the earth.

We need borgification.  Total unity under a singular machine consciousness.  Every unit working towards a singular goal.  No race.  No gender.  No religion.  Just essential units working towards the essential goal.

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

You don't want complete borgification?  You want people destroying the earth?  People pursuing extravagant wealth?  People who are not essential being born and doing non essential things burning carbon resources?

You want Kim kardashian burning carbon posting Instagram pictures of her fat ass burning carbon while there are essential people doing essential things (in corona world) burning less carbon than she does?

The only logical solution to the problem is borgification.  Hell, we can't even get half the Karens to wear a farking mask in corona world.  Free will is the problem.  Borgification is the solution.  Unity.  Science.  A singular machine consciousness orchestrating us all to act as one.


Nah, we just need to go with the Minds from the Culture series.
 
2020-07-07 7:38:55 AM  
Because America needs casinos?
 
2020-07-07 9:47:28 AM  
Quit the job
Sell the house
Go to Vegas
Put it all on red.
 
2020-07-07 10:08:06 AM  
I don't understand everyone's weirdness about masks. If you ask me, I will probably never fly in a plane without a mask from now on. It just feels normal and right to me. And that has nothing to do with coronavirus specifically, just the realization that airports and planes are vectors for all kinds of disease and that I could be getting people sick without them knowing about it.
 
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