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(WBOY Clarksburg)   West Virginia Governor Jim Justice joins the deep state conspiracy against Trump   (wboy.com) divider line
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2020-07-06 2:17:58 PM  
What about outhouses?
 
2020-07-06 4:33:18 PM  
And another politician decides to follow the Devil's law.

Truly these are the end times.
 
2020-07-06 6:37:24 PM  
Being a West Virginian is a pre existing condtion.

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2020-07-06 6:58:26 PM  

Diogenes: And another politician decides to follow the Devil's law.

Truly these are the end times.


"...and breathe in God's Wonderful virus, and let it fill your lungs with God's water! COVID-19 is like washing your lungs in the Blood of the Lamb!"
 
2020-07-06 8:42:54 PM  
Yeah, he's a real rebel.


Billionaire West Virginia Governor's Family Businesses Received Millions in Coronavirus Relief Loans

https://time.com/5863410/west-virgini​a​-governor-companies-coronavirus-loans/​?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&​utm_campaign=editorial&utm_term=u.s._&​linkId=93031841
 
2020-07-06 8:43:58 PM  
I see Soros has gotten to him.... When will our president finally act against the Deep State?
 
2020-07-06 8:44:13 PM  
Obvious Democrat plant is obvious, sheeple!
 
2020-07-06 8:46:27 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: What about outhouses?


I do not want to know what you do in outhouses, that you are not socially distanced.
 
2020-07-06 8:47:43 PM  
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2020-07-06 8:49:25 PM  
Listen, if Florida, Arizona and Texas are starting to panic, you know we're way beyond f*cked.
 
2020-07-06 8:49:30 PM  
Socially distanced outhouses:

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2020-07-06 8:50:22 PM  

Intel154: Obvious Democrat plant is obvious, sheeple!


I mean, he was a Democrat a few years ago; entirely possible he becomes one again (though I doubt it; Democrats in the rust belt not named Manchin may well be an extinct species.)
 
2020-07-06 8:52:02 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Listen, if Florida, Arizona and Texas are starting to panic, you know we're way beyond f*cked.


DeSantis isn't panicking. He's just making excuses and explaining (endlessly) why the currently outbreak is now big deal.

/Seriously.
//He might still be panicking.
///He's about to learn you can't actually bullshiat your way out of a pandemic. It's pretty amazing he's still trying.
 
2020-07-06 8:54:16 PM  
Aren't they the one state who HASN'T reported their COVID numbers at all?
 
2020-07-06 8:57:54 PM  

eiger: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Listen, if Florida, Arizona and Texas are starting to panic, you know we're way beyond f*cked.

DeSantis isn't panicking. He's just making excuses and explaining (endlessly) why the currently outbreak is now nobig deal.

/Seriously.
//He might still be panicking.
///He's about to learn you can't actually bullshiat your way out of a pandemic. It's pretty amazing he's still trying.


FTFM
 
2020-07-06 9:01:44 PM  

eiger: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Listen, if Florida, Arizona and Texas are starting to panic, you know we're way beyond f*cked.

DeSantis isn't panicking. He's just making excuses and explaining (endlessly) why the currently outbreak is now big deal.

/Seriously.
//He might still be panicking.
///He's about to learn you can't actually bullshiat your way out of a pandemic. It's pretty amazing he's still trying.


Considering they're trying to force the schools in Florida to open up for the fall, they haven't learned a thing.
 
2020-07-06 9:04:21 PM  

Madcaplaff: Aren't they the one state who HASN'T reported their COVID numbers at all?


Where did that come from?
 
2020-07-06 9:22:44 PM  

wademh: Madcaplaff: Aren't they the one state who HASN'T reported their COVID numbers at all?

Where did that come from?


West Virginia was the last or in the last three to report their first COVID case.
 
2020-07-06 9:28:16 PM  

Grungehamster: Intel154: Obvious Democrat plant is obvious, sheeple!

I mean, he was a Democrat a few years ago; entirely possible he becomes one again (though I doubt it; Democrats in the rust belt not named Manchin may well be an extinct species.)


I've lived in WV for more than 50 years. I assure you Justice was NEVER a Democrat. And Manchin hardly is.
 
2020-07-06 9:39:46 PM  

Grungehamster: Intel154: Obvious Democrat plant is obvious, sheeple!

I mean, he was a Democrat a few years ago; entirely possible he becomes one again (though I doubt it; Democrats in the rust belt not named Manchin may well be an extinct species.)


Uh, not quite.

He was a Republican who switched to (D) so he could run against another Republican for Gov-WV. That worked out, and he switched back (With Donnie's blessing) and he is currently (R).
 
2020-07-06 9:44:33 PM  
Since West Virginia has been brought up, let me just state for the record once again that Trump wants to fark his daughter
 
2020-07-06 9:46:42 PM  
Residents will be able to carry concealed firearms while wearing a mask, which is typically not allowed under West Virginia law, according to Gov. Justice's legal counsel.

Well, as long as the important details are being covered...
 
2020-07-06 10:09:17 PM  
To be fair, WV has handled some public health issues better than most states. After all, they are still one of only two states that do not allow non-medical vaccination exemptions.

As for masks, many WV churches have been making masks and giving them away for free. One church in Bluefield spent Easter weekend printing face shields and sewing masks/gowns. The WV Natl Guard has been using mobile trailers to sanitize PPE for re-use. Even my Trump-supporting WV relatives are willing to wear masks.

They've been doing better on covid than most red states, TBH.
 
2020-07-06 10:30:10 PM  
WV'ian here.

The consensus among my liberal (and my 'conservative but don't want to die') friends is that without any teeth to this order, it's DOA. The only thing it allows is to give businesses a little more leeway to say, "if you don't have a mask you can't enter," and there's a ton of people I personally have met that have made it clear they won't shop anywhere that requires it because DON'T TREAD ON ME crap.
 
2020-07-07 12:45:39 AM  
when will these chucklefarks learn there is no thing as half-measures.

"If you go to a restaurant or bar, you should wear a mask when going in and out of the establishment, but may take it off to eat or drink, Justice said. "

if that is the case the whole stance is pointless

if you are going to your friends house to have sex, you should wear a condom when you enter.  But once both of you are in the midst of passionate board game of Life, Risk or Candyland, feel free to take it off.

surely no one will get pregnant with that advice.
 
2020-07-07 12:49:08 AM  

Percise1: Residents will be able to carry concealed firearms while wearing a mask, which is typically not allowed under West Virginia law, according to Gov. Justice's legal counsel.

Well, as long as the important details are being covered...


Has anyone asked if the gun wants to wear a mask in public?   That seems tyrannical to force my gun to wear a face covering!
 
2020-07-07 6:16:58 AM  

Hyjamon: when will these chucklefarks learn there is no thing as half-measures.

"If you go to a restaurant or bar, you should wear a mask when going in and out of the establishment, but may take it off to eat or drink, Justice said. "

if that is the case the whole stance is pointless

if you are going to your friends house to have sex, you should wear a condom when you enter.  But once both of you are in the midst of passionate board game of Life, Risk or Candyland, feel free to take it off.

surely no one will get pregnant with that advice.


That's the rule in every state that has a mask requirement.

It *is* somewhat difficult to eat and drink while wearing a mask.
 
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