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(CNN)   Everything with Trump is "two weeks," except this time it is in OUR favor   (cnn.com) divider line
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4298 clicks; posted to Politics » on 06 Jul 2020 at 8:12 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-07-06 4:27:56 PM  
40 votes:
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2020-07-06 8:20:02 PM  
31 votes:

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2020-07-06 3:34:38 PM  
15 votes:
No subby, everything with Trump is "too weak".  Close though, I can understand the confusion.
 
2020-07-06 8:27:24 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-07-06 8:22:12 PM  
8 votes:

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2020-07-06 8:26:59 PM  
6 votes:
I appreciate this book, if only because Impeached President Trump is desperate to quash it, but honestly, there will be a day in the future after which I will never hear the name "Trump" again, and that day can't come soon enough.

// Never playing bridge again, either. Hell, if someone says the word "trumpet," they'd best say that second syllable quickly or I shall smite them.
 
2020-07-06 8:19:59 PM  
6 votes:
She has a spokesperson, Chris Bastardi

Unfortunate name is unfortunate.
 
2020-07-06 9:16:33 PM  
5 votes:
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Two weeks
 
2020-07-06 9:03:11 PM  
4 votes:
Hey, Trump:

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2020-07-06 8:14:32 PM  
4 votes:
That NDA worked well.
 
2020-07-06 8:14:30 PM  
4 votes:
Damn. Subby had my hopes up that his orange-ness had finally been unequivocally exposed to and infected with COVID19.
 
2020-07-06 8:46:23 PM  
3 votes:

mofa: I appreciate this book, if only because Impeached President Trump is desperate to quash it, but honestly, there will be a day in the future after which I will never hear the name "Trump" again, and that day can't come soon enough.

// Never playing bridge again, either. Hell, if someone says the word "trumpet," they'd best say that second syllable quickly or I shall smite them.


I'm part of a growing effort to re-establish "trumpery" into common use, meaning showy but worthless.  I'm also trying to get his name widely used as a more polite term for a basic bodily function.  As in, "I'm sorry I'm late, I had to take a wicked trump."
 
2020-07-06 8:34:57 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-07-06 7:28:54 PM  
3 votes:
Over and over, people tell us how terrible he is. These are his close friends, allies, and now family members. Wait until one of his enemies writes a book.
 
2020-07-06 8:14:18 PM  
2 votes:
Based on the back cover there is no new information....

But I am hoping that is not the case
 
2020-07-06 11:23:42 PM  
1 vote:

mofa: I appreciate this book, if only because Impeached President Trump is desperate to quash it, but honestly, there will be a day in the future after which I will never hear the name "Trump" again, and that day can't come soon enough.

// Never playing bridge again, either. Hell, if someone says the word "trumpet," they'd best say that second syllable quickly or I shall smite them.


We started playing the Obama card in euchre and sheep's head.

More for the petty drunk giggles, but it was fun.
 
2020-07-06 9:59:04 PM  
1 vote:
I find it quite fitting that this will now be released on Bastille Day
 
2020-07-06 9:15:49 PM  
1 vote:

Olympic Trolling Judge: That NDA worked well.


Apparently, Mary counter-filed and said that the NDA was invalid from the get-go because it was predicated on a fraudulent claim. Trump did his thing and over-estimated the Fred Trump Sr. estate in the estate filings to make it look good to the inheritors and undervalued it for NY estate tax filings at the same time. Trump challenges this, there's going to be lots of documents coming out in discovery showing a pattern of Trump Over/Under valuing properties to his benefit. Documents that get put into the legal record and the SDNY can then have access to in order to bring about charges of Tax Fraud and Commercial Banking Fraud. Of course, once the book is published, it can also spur an SDNY investigation into the same charges.

In so many words, Trump is very likely farked in a 'damned if you do, damned if you don't' sort of way.
 
2020-07-06 8:45:10 PM  
1 vote:
Has the Twitter storm started yet? I CAN'T WAIT to hear him trash-talk his "licensed clinical psychologist" niece as a low IQ loser who he doesn't know or never met. You know he's gonna. OOH, and I bet his crotch fruit are going to lash out against their cousin too.

Is it wrong to eat popcorn with whisky? Because I kinda want both right now.

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2020-07-06 8:27:15 PM  
1 vote:

RedPhoenix122: No subby, everything with Trump is "too weak".  Close though, I can understand the confusion.


I tried. I will do better next time.
 
2020-07-06 8:16:17 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-07-06 6:42:19 PM  
1 vote:
Arrived for the Total Recall reference, satisfied.
 
2020-07-06 6:18:20 PM  
1 vote:
The book portrays the president as a "damaged man" with "lethal flaws" who "threatens the world's health, economic security, and social fabric," the publisher described on its website.

Uh, don't most sane people already know this? You need a bombshell, hon, if it's gonna pique interest.
 
2020-07-06 3:04:58 PM  
1 vote:
Simon & Schuster published the back cover of the book for the first time on Monday. It is an excerpt of Mary's writing, stating that "today, Donald is much as he was at three years old: incapable of growing, learning, or evolving, unable to regulate his emotions, moderate his responses, or take in & synthesize information."

Unfortunately, that describes a pretty large subset of American voters too.
 
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