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(Twitter Donald Trump)   Continue to die, citizens, as long as you do it at a "Low and Steady" pace. Also, get a job while you die. You're making me look bad. Thank you   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-07-06 12:48:58 AM  
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2020-07-06 12:52:18 AM  
I wish to bottle my coughs and send them to him. I'll label it farts, he's guaranteed to not be able to resist taking a deep whiff, I'm sure of it.
 
2020-07-06 12:56:54 AM  
Close, subby. But Trump would never, ever say "Thank you".
 
2020-07-06 1:11:43 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Close, subby. But Trump would never, ever say "Thank you".


Sure he will.
He wrote 'Thank you' when he retweeted the video of that asshat in the golf cart yelling 'white power'.

/Soo there's that...  (°_°)
 
2020-07-06 1:18:59 AM  
Well thank God we have won the battle against the Democrat Hoax virus and the Kung Flue. Now we just have the China Virus and Covid-19 to worry about.

P.S. If when testing more the percent stays the same then it is just more testing, I.E. test 100 get 5 positive, test 1000 get 50 positive. But when the percentage of positive results keeps going up it means you have an uncontrolled pandemic you idiot. Most of Florida is now at over 20% on positive results President Moron.
 
2020-07-06 1:19:52 AM  
Happy birthday to me. Or is Trump being stupid because it ends in a y.

Did I mention its my birthday? I, who calls her Mom every 6:33pm on this day, regardless of time zone. I now live next door (free house) and she walked in. Wished me happy birthday. I wished her a happy labor day. And then we watched Hamilton. Twice.

So if our President does another stupid thing, so be it. I get a day off?
 
2020-07-06 1:25:53 AM  
Beastie Boys - Slow and Low
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2020-07-06 2:17:17 AM  
It's not the nonstop lies that annoy me, it's that they are SO DUMB. It's like watching a comic's routine 25 years later and none of the jokes changed and also they were never funny to begin with.

I get that the repetition is important for his hypnotized masses of cult zombies though.
 
2020-07-06 4:03:39 AM  
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2020-07-06 4:04:38 AM  
Oops big, but oh well :)
 
2020-07-06 4:14:06 AM  
"China virus"

Lol. What a buffoon.
 
2020-07-06 4:18:00 AM  
I can't farking wait for the inevitable second lockdown because people had to be stupid.

/how long do you think it'll last this time?
 
2020-07-06 4:20:03 AM  
The jobless rate is still higher than in the great recession. What the hell is he bragging about?
 
2020-07-06 4:21:49 AM  
I got the 'rona. 105% certain Donald won't let me cough on him. Tell that to the Fake News.
 
2020-07-06 4:22:57 AM  
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2020-07-06 4:27:20 AM  
Man, POTUS going Full Recrazied again is such a Stable Genius thing to do for the brazillianth time this year. That's why crazy true True works when twisted web weavers wander wild in the wilderness wondering. Because fark that one chump in particular. You know 'im.
 
2020-07-06 4:28:02 AM  

themindiswatching: I can't farking wait for the inevitable second lockdown because people had to be stupid.

/how long do you think it'll last this time?


Until the toilet paper runs out
 
2020-07-06 4:29:07 AM  
Cases ARE up, Deaths are down, which is a mildly hopeful sign, but almost every other word of that was an outright lie.
 
2020-07-06 4:34:16 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Cases ARE up, Deaths are down, which is a mildly hopeful sign, but almost every other word of that was an outright lie.


Welcome back to the Trump administration... Our chief weapons as humans are art, sarcasm, and ruthless surprise... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Truth!
 
2020-07-06 4:34:26 AM  
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2020-07-06 4:38:08 AM  
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2020-07-06 4:38:23 AM  
I wonder what his stupid tweets would be like if the virus were first discovered in, say, Norway. "Norway virus" just doesn't rile people up like blaming it on yellow folks.
 
2020-07-06 4:38:40 AM  
ALL IS WELL!
 
2020-07-06 4:39:55 AM  
Senate Republicans, this is on your heads as much as Trump's bizzaro coiffure. In a just world, each of you would, at a minimum, be stripped of office, forced to remand your pay since Jan. 2017, and be prosecuted. I would settle for each and every one of you to lose your seat.
 
2020-07-06 4:44:25 AM  

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You'd think Pickle would have noticed by now that he never actually gets paid..
 
2020-07-06 4:45:28 AM  
America owns it now.  Every other country on earth has gotten it under control.  I call it "The American Flu".
 
2020-07-06 4:45:43 AM  

dickfreckle: I wonder what his stupid tweets would be like if the virus were first discovered in, say, Norway. "Norway virus" just doesn't rile people up like blaming it on yellow folks.


Someone should ask him when he's going to enforce reparations for those responsible for the Spanish Flu.
 
2020-07-06 4:45:45 AM  
It's going to be a long 4 months and an even longer 2 months after that.

/I hope.
 
2020-07-06 4:50:41 AM  

Redh8t: Benevolent Misanthrope: Close, subby. But Trump would never, ever say "Thank you".

Sure he will.
He wrote 'Thank you' when he retweeted the video of that asshat in the golf cart yelling 'white power'.

/Soo there's that...  (°_°)


That was a misunderstanding. Trump heard "white powder", and he always says "thank you" when offered that.
 
2020-07-06 4:50:51 AM  

dickfreckle: I wonder what his stupid tweets would be like if the virus were first discovered in, say, Norway. "Norway virus" just doesn't rile people up like blaming it on yellow folks.


"Norwagian Contagion"
 
2020-07-06 4:50:54 AM  
How to math
 
2020-07-06 4:53:31 AM  
He's so very concerned about the sick and dying. So much so that he wants to send along the great news that jobs are up since people are being sent back into unsafe work places.

He'll go down in history as the compassionate president.
 
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2020-07-06 5:01:01 AM  
This'll be another of those this aged well tweets in a week or two as deaths begin to climb.
 
2020-07-06 5:10:10 AM  
Low and steady? What twisted mind thinks that's good unless your smoking a brisket
 
2020-07-06 5:17:56 AM  

innocuous77: So if our President does another stupid thing, so be it. I get a day off?


?

*looks around the room*

Um, I guess I'm in charge. So yeah, you can have the day off.
 
2020-07-06 5:19:19 AM  
I refer to the illness as The Corruption.
Describes what it does, what it leads to...............and how we got here.
 
2020-07-06 5:20:33 AM  
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2020-07-06 5:20:48 AM  
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2020-07-06 5:22:33 AM  

fifthofzen: Senate Republicans, this is on your heads as much as Trump's bizzaro coiffure. In a just world, each of you would, at a minimum, be stripped of office, forced to remand your pay since Jan. 2017, and be prosecuted. I would settle for each and every one of you to lose your seat.


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2020-07-06 5:27:11 AM  

Skeleton Man: dickfreckle: I wonder what his stupid tweets would be like if the virus were first discovered in, say, Norway. "Norway virus" just doesn't rile people up like blaming it on yellow folks.

"Norwagian Contagion"


The EU flu.

/yes i know that Norway isn't an EU member. I don't think Trump knows that.
 
2020-07-06 5:27:27 AM  

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I updated that a few months ago,
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2020-07-06 5:30:51 AM  
Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone (Official Music Video)
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2020-07-06 5:31:45 AM  
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Alabama may run out of hospital beds this week.
Then again, they may add new beds, as may Florida and Arizona.
But what they can't add is new ICU nurses and respiratory therapists (the ones trained in using ventilators and such). And the nurses they do have are exhausted, as are the MDs.

They are importing nurses to work at these places from states that aren't hit as hard, and paying those nurses 3X salaries to the ones who have been working there all along.

You know how it feels to have somebody brought in who can't do your job quite as well as you (doesn't understand your hospital's protocols, or maybe your specific equipment) and have them paid that much more than you while you're exhausted? Hey, maybe I should quit in Arizona and go work in Florida and someone in Florida and quit and come here and work in Arizona so we can all get combat pay? If I were a nurse, I could help but think that.
 
2020-07-06 5:33:12 AM  

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*yoink*
 
2020-07-06 5:35:28 AM  

themindiswatching: I can't farking wait for the inevitable second lockdown because people had to be stupid.

/how long do you think it'll last this time?


Considering they wont extend the unemployment benefit?  Not long.
 
2020-07-06 5:37:06 AM  

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Alabama may run out of hospital beds this week.
Then again, they may add new beds, as may Florida and Arizona.
But what they can't add is new ICU nurses and respiratory therapists (the ones trained in using ventilators and such). And the nurses they do have are exhausted, as are the MDs.

They are importing nurses to work at these places from states that aren't hit as hard, and paying those nurses 3X salaries to the ones who have been working there all along.

You know how it feels to have somebody brought in who can't do your job quite as well as you (doesn't understand your hospital's protocols, or maybe your specific equipment) and have them paid that much more than you while you're exhausted? Hey, maybe I should quit in Arizona and go work in Florida and someone in Florida and quit and come here and work in Arizona so we can all get combat pay? If I were a nurse, I could help but think that.


Ah, the joys of medicine as a market place. Time to go get a payrise out of state ladies and gentlemen.
 
2020-07-06 5:37:31 AM  
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2020-07-06 5:38:51 AM  
One million entertainment workers are on their fourth straight month of unemployment and CARES Act expires on the 31st. But yes I'm soooo glad my choices are to either keep riding out on significantly reduced unemployment in hopes of work coming back, or taking some entry level job that pays 1/3 of what I was making 4 months ago.

I hope the polls are right this time and he loses by a landslide.
 
2020-07-06 5:41:28 AM  
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2020-07-06 5:49:20 AM  
Increases in hospitalization are not due to increases in testing.
It's true that hospitals are getting better at treated Covid-19 cases. That's great news. But it's still killing people.
And we're going to run out of the MDs and nurses that are capable of giving this better care. Once they're overwhelmed, the death rate will shoot back up.

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