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2020-07-06 3:46:36 AM  
Cam Newton was humble?
 
2020-07-06 4:07:16 AM  
That's never a word anyone used to describe him.
 
2020-07-06 4:27:40 AM  
Newton's caption included a few lines like: "Note to self: You are great, you are the best, you are a dog, you are a monster, you are the lion!!"

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2020-07-06 6:54:59 AM  
So...Stidham's our QB then, huh?

\seriously, Darth Hoodie doesn't take kindly to stuff like this
 
2020-07-06 6:57:23 AM  
Also, anyone else find it hilarious that a coach with ties to Saban has not one but TWO Auburn QB's now?
 
Al!
2020-07-06 7:01:59 AM  

dickfreckle: Newton's caption included a few lines like: "Note to self: You are great, you are the best, you are a dog, you are a monster, you are the lion!!"

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I think what happened is he was listing off people in his head, and while he was listing them off he was giving them a descriptor, but he accidentally typed that part out. Clearly he's not talking about himself, because you can't be a dog, a monster, and the lion, all at the same time. For one thing, cats and dogs are very different animals, and real monsters are not something an NFL star should aspire to be.  I mean, I'm not judging Cam if he wants to eat newborn babies and spend his days raping anyone close enough, and selling hard drugs to school kids, but lions and dogs don't do those things.  Well, not all of those things.
 
2020-07-06 7:08:34 AM  
Is he still married to a stripper?
 
2020-07-06 7:15:02 AM  
Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?
 
2020-07-06 7:15:03 AM  
If his hair was a mop, i would throw it away
 
2020-07-06 7:45:44 AM  
Its easy to run your mouth about how great you are during pre-pre-season workouts, but lets revisit this post after week 3 of the season when you're back on the injured reserve list and watching all those contract incentives go bye bye...
 
2020-07-06 8:08:41 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Is he still married to a stripper?


1) They weren't married.
2) They broke up in late 2019 after he knocked up some Instagram "model".
 
2020-07-06 8:13:18 AM  
Hopefully by mid-season (if there is one), he will be tired of being humbled on the field.
 
2020-07-06 8:57:18 AM  

dickfreckle: Newton's caption included a few lines like: "Note to self: You are great, you are the best, you are a dog, you are a monster, you are the lion!!"

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"You are afraid of the ball"
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151
2020-07-06 9:06:18 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?


I think we call that "Detroit"
 
2020-07-06 9:16:38 AM  
Fark is not tired of it's Cam-hate circlejerk.
 
2020-07-06 9:45:49 AM  

ZMugg: WhiskeySticks: Is he still married to a stripper?

1) They weren't married.
2) They broke up in late 2019 after he knocked up some Instagram "model".


Well at least it's an upgrade.
 
2020-07-06 10:07:43 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?


You call it Detroit.
 
2020-07-06 10:08:07 AM  

151: The Googles Do Nothing: Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?

I think we call that "Detroit"


Shakes fist
 
2020-07-06 10:35:28 AM  

151: The Googles Do Nothing: Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?

I think we call that "Detroit"


This reminds of the Detroit rule of food names. Add a city / country name to a food and it sounds more delicious. Argentina steak. Tokyo salmon. Detroit is the exception to the rule.
 
2020-07-06 10:38:59 AM  

Jumpthruhoops: 151: The Googles Do Nothing: Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?

I think we call that "Detroit"

This reminds of the Detroit rule of food names. Add a city / country name to a food and it sounds more delicious. Argentina steak. Tokyo salmon. Detroit is the exception to the rule.


Cleveland Steamed Hams
 
151
2020-07-06 10:44:25 AM  

Jumpthruhoops: 151: The Googles Do Nothing: Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?

I think we call that "Detroit"

This reminds of the Detroit rule of food names. Add a city / country name to a food and it sounds more delicious. Argentina steak. Tokyo salmon. Detroit is the exception to the rule.


Detroit pizza.
 
2020-07-06 10:45:44 AM  
I'm not hating on Cam, but in that video he still looks like he's limping....
 
2020-07-06 10:46:15 AM  
If you make an entire post in alt characters that completely violates what they are actually used for, the only thing you demonstrate is large scale brain injury
 
2020-07-06 11:49:39 AM  

Into the mix: I'm not hating on Cam, but in that video he still looks like he's limping....


Time will tell. He looks like he's in pretty good shape, otherwise. I trust that the Pats' system will assess him correctly, both mentally and physically.
 
2020-07-06 11:55:01 AM  

kkinnison: If his hair was a mop, i would throw it away


Hey, that's the trend setting "I stuck my weenie in the light socket" look. You just outed yourself as being terminally unhip.
 
2020-07-06 11:59:15 AM  

151: Jumpthruhoops: 151: The Googles Do Nothing: Newton signifies the end of the Patriots Dynasty.  Welcome back to the cesspool of the NFL.  Detroit would say "hi" except they live below the cesspool....which I'm not sure what you'd call that.  Subcesspool?

I think we call that "Detroit"

This reminds of the Detroit rule of food names. Add a city / country name to a food and it sounds more delicious. Argentina steak. Tokyo salmon. Detroit is the exception to the rule.

Detroit pizza.


Proves the point wonderfully.
 
2020-07-06 12:39:09 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Into the mix: I'm not hating on Cam, but in that video he still looks like he's limping....

Time will tell. He looks like he's in pretty good shape, otherwise. I trust that the Pats' system will assess him correctly, both mentally and physically.


Much like Aaron Hernandez?
 
2020-07-06 12:39:45 PM  
I'm always amused by sh*t-talking.
Fight me.
 
2020-07-06 2:07:35 PM  

NINEv2: Garza and the Supermutants: Into the mix: I'm not hating on Cam, but in that video he still looks like he's limping....

Time will tell. He looks like he's in pretty good shape, otherwise. I trust that the Pats' system will assess him correctly, both mentally and physically.

Much like Aaron Hernandez?


His college football coach was a big part of his problem.
 
2020-07-06 2:42:41 PM  

Al!: dickfreckle: Newton's caption included a few lines like: "Note to self: You are great, you are the best, you are a dog, you are a monster, you are the lion!!"

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I think what happened is he was listing off people in his head, and while he was listing them off he was giving them a descriptor, but he accidentally typed that part out. Clearly he's not talking about himself, because you can't be a dog, a monster, and the lion, all at the same time. For one thing, cats and dogs are very different animals, and real monsters are not something an NFL star should aspire to be.  I mean, I'm not judging Cam if he wants to eat newborn babies and spend his days raping anyone close enough, and selling hard drugs to school kids, but lions and dogs don't do those things.  Well, not all of those things.


I find your views intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. On a side note: the Pats are so screwed.
///Go Bucs
 
2020-07-06 3:01:03 PM  
What people don't realize about Cam Newton is that every time he doesn't score, he takes a football from a kid.
 
2020-07-06 4:15:40 PM  

mjbok: NINEv2: Garza and the Supermutants: Into the mix: I'm not hating on Cam, but in that video he still looks like he's limping....

Time will tell. He looks like he's in pretty good shape, otherwise. I trust that the Pats' system will assess him correctly, both mentally and physically.

Much like Aaron Hernandez?

His college football coach was a big part of his problem.


I, um, think his problems may have run a little deeper than that.
 
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