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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Jenna and Barbara Bush may attend eyebrow waxer's gay wedding. In other news, the Bush twins have an eyebrow waxer?   ( suntimes.com) divider line
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2004-08-19 12:57:50 PM  
I'm with you Inanna.

Body hair be gone!
2004-08-19 12:58:32 PM  
Plural: anuses.

My hair stylist waxes my eyebrows. I think that makes me ghetto or something...
2004-08-19 01:01:30 PM  
Damn but Barbara Bush (the younger) is the hottest Presidential daughter I've ever seen.

[image from allfreecontests.com too old to be available]



I don't care what your politics, the girl is hittable - and she doesn't even have sharp knees.

2004-08-19 01:04:01 PM  
"I'm George W. Bush, and I disapprove this wedding."
2004-08-19 01:04:12 PM  
She should at least do something about that overbite...

OK, I SAID it...
2004-08-19 01:05:00 PM  
Is it bad when your eyebrow aren't unibrow, but go the other way? I have a scourge of rouge hairs that are migrating towards my temple.
2004-08-19 01:12:17 PM  

[image from thefirsttwins.com too old to be available]

Id hit it

2004-08-19 01:12:35 PM  
Mr. Bungle At Work
I get those sometimes, too. I'm no doctor, but I think it's because God is getting jealous of my hotness and he needs to level the playing field.
2004-08-19 01:14:31 PM  
[Cake Hunter]

That's reassuring... I hope it's also God's way of saying 'You'll never go bald, you hairy, Jewish bastard'
2004-08-19 01:15:34 PM  
Eyebrow waxing? Ugh. I've had beard hairs pulled out before, and it hurts like a sumbiatch.

Anyone who gets their eyebrows waxed would probably be well-served by massive quantities of some sort of painkiller or mind-altering substance, or just copious amounts of booze.

Hey, they've got it covered! Awesome!
2004-08-19 01:17:24 PM  
Bush is against Gay Marriage (just like Kerry) and for Civil Unions for those states that approve them. This is a standard position if you want to be elected as a Republican.
2004-08-19 01:18:33 PM  
Any Biblical scholars around that can help us out with this one?
2004-08-19 01:19:02 PM  
Can't they use tweezers like normal people? Had my eyebrows waxed once by a cousin doing my hair for prom. Didn't even have any say in it- she had the wax on my face before I could say anything.

Yeah, the areas around my brows were still red at the dance.
2004-08-19 01:20:08 PM  
and this is news worthy?
2004-08-19 01:21:06 PM  

It's strange that President Bush (ugh) lets his daughters associate with such a man, let alone go to a wedding, which he supports a constitutional-freakin-amendment against. I mean, they are the devil incarnate and all, right? So I guess that's fair.

In the girls' defense, I know from firsthand experience it's possible to love and honor your father while disagreeing with him politically.

Though, if he were my father, I'd have made it my personal mission to make him, you know, not stupid. But then, if he were my father, I'd probably be stupid.
2004-08-19 01:23:26 PM  
The blonde one is hotter.
2004-08-19 01:27:03 PM  
Ever notice how when it actually comes down to individual cases and people that they know the conservatives have a hard time reconciling their evil hateful ways.

I have a friend who went fundie in the last few years and he is totally against gay marriage. He spouted all the inane sanctity of marriage, slippery slope bs arguments that his church fills him with every Sunday.

I then asked him what about Bob? You know that time when you moved to another state and Bob gave you room and board in his house and took you into his family while you got settled in your first real job. You know Bob whose son you got to meet and thought he was a great kid. You know Bob who had the same partner for the last 10 years? You know the gay guy Bob who never hit on you and just treated you like a decent human should?

He didn't really have an answer for that one. When they start rattling off their fundie, neocon shiat, just make it personal and then maybe you can get through.
2004-08-19 01:27:33 PM  
Submitter of this article has never had a girlfriend and probably has a unibrow himself.

Most women and many man have their eyebrows waxed. It's called "caring how you look."
2004-08-19 01:29:13 PM  
Oh god... not eyebrow waxing... not a gay wedding! Why should I care?
2004-08-19 01:31:38 PM  
...many men have their eyebrows waxed. It's called...

2004-08-19 01:33:37 PM  
Hell, I get my brows waxed and i'm totally straight. lots of guys do, they get nasty if you don't.
2004-08-19 01:35:38 PM  
With men's and women's physiques becoming more and more alike, probably as a result of the 200+ estrogenic chemicals assailing us, this trend toward smooooth on the part of women is a nice kind of feminine response.
2004-08-19 01:37:08 PM  
world citizen,

Did you see yesterday's link about "man boobs?"
2004-08-19 01:41:13 PM  
The phrase "bush twins" sounds like slang for saying a couple is gay.
2004-08-19 02:05:44 PM  
I wonder how many people have clicked on Inanna's profile after reading her post?

//no pictures
2004-08-19 02:10:25 PM  
So does Kerry support gay marriage?
2004-08-19 02:18:53 PM  
2004-08-19 02:21:58 PM  
Jenna is butterfaced, but I'd hit Barbara. I might even call her the next day.

Oh, and to contribute to the pending threadjack, there is no logical or ethical reason to outlaw marriage between gay homosexuals.
2004-08-19 02:22:50 PM  
Eyebrow waxer? Never heard of it.

But then I also never heard of a bidet until that 'Crocodile Dundee' movie, was just as confused by it as he was, and have still never seen one anywhere else.
2004-08-19 02:30:01 PM  
Barbara looks like an old woman

Jenna looks too much like her father, which makes me want to punch her in the face

/that is all
2004-08-19 02:32:55 PM  
I guess they go to one of those beauty salons where they have people whose only job is to manciure thumbs.

I think those stupid looking pencil thin eyebrows are going out now. Eyebrow waxers make good money off that trend- that's for sure.
2004-08-19 02:36:52 PM  
Of course they have an eyebrow waxer, it is evidenced by their birthnames: Jenna and Barbara Dukakis.
2004-08-19 03:04:51 PM  
Bush Twins>sKerrys fugly butter faces
2004-08-19 03:17:29 PM  
Wax on.
Whacks off.

Do you think that when they schedule an appointment with Raoul (or whatever the waxer's name is) that he writes down in his little appointment book, "Wax the Bushes"?
2004-08-19 03:35:38 PM  
I like how some folks here are equating "waxing eyebrows" with caring about your appearance. For evidence I give you apfletch's

Submitter of this article has never had a girlfriend and probably has a unibrow himself.

Most women and many man have their eyebrows waxed. It's called "caring how you look."I suppose for the vast majority

I suppose the vast majority of humanity who cannot afford to have meaningless hair pulled out of their skin are just poor slobs, while the elite who have the spare cash are our betters. I bow down to you, our new overlords.

/having a bad eyebrow hair day
2004-08-19 03:37:27 PM  
If being against gay marriage is wrong, does that mean 70% of the Democrats in Missouri are idiots?

/liberal brainteaser
2004-08-19 03:38:29 PM  
If there are any guys who get their eyebrows waxed in this thread. You are a girl. Don't even give me any shiat about being thoughtful about your appearance. You sir, are a flaming metrosexual, only one step away from being in Ball Waxers volume 13, "Lick them Clean".
2004-08-19 03:39:59 PM  
You are just metrophobic, and you have latent metro desires that you are repressing.
2004-08-19 03:49:25 PM  
Most women and many man have their eyebrows waxed. It's called "caring how you look."

Actually, it's called "being vain, and a slave to trends".

It stuns me at how many people are afraid of their own body hair these days. I suspect future generations will all look like Persis Khambata in ST:TMP.
2004-08-19 03:54:55 PM  
Look! LOOK at what the evil homosexuals are doing! Those dastardly ceremonies they like to call "marriage" are getting so out-of-hand as to attract as guests the daughters of... president Bush... himself. huh. guess maybe they just want to have the same treatment as everyone else in the world, and aren't really hell-bent on turning everyone into amoral leftist animal-farking commie pinko terr'ist bastards. Damn, who woulda thought?

/sarcast-o-meter... burying needle....
2004-08-19 03:56:47 PM  
I suspect future generations will all look like Persis Khambata

Great, she was wicked hot!
2004-08-19 04:06:37 PM  
I suspect all future generations will look like Afrikaa Bumbataa.
2004-08-19 04:32:42 PM  
Barbara looks like one of those pictures of an older celebrity when they were younger. You're used to seeing them older, so when you see them younger, they still look old in your mind, just a younger version of an older woman.

If that makes any sense.

As for Jenna, she will look just like Martha Stewart.

/I'd hit 'em both, of course.
2004-08-19 04:41:58 PM  
Look here Kerry lovers. This is how it breaks down. Kerry's wife is a power hungry biotch. She snagged Heinz, he died and then found a mutually agreeably arrangement with CIA boy Kerry. Kerry needed mama warbucks and mama warbucks needed a front spot in the reception line. they probably don't love each other.

Bush, on the other hand, found a sweet hot piece of ass and married her. He loves her for her disposition and sweet ass and that's the bottom line.

I trust Bush more than Kerry. Kerry's a phony. He's no different from Bush on foreign policy but wants to act that way for votes. That's not what I want in my leader.

And bush never had to sneak around as a CIA guy when he was a young man. His dad ran that department. Bottomline: You don't get to be President unless you did time in the CIA.

ps: I think Clinton was CIA in his youth as well. None of these guys were really peaceniks. They were infiiltrators for the gub. That's my sense of things.
2004-08-19 04:44:43 PM  
and what does that have to do with eyebrow waxing? nothing. But I sure as hell wouldn't post it in the "Bush is gonna die" thread.
2004-08-19 04:55:04 PM  
Andropov agrees with you.
2004-08-19 05:15:04 PM  
"I suppose the vast majority of humanity who cannot afford to have meaningless hair pulled out of their skin are just poor slobs"

You, sir, are 100% correct, you poor slob you.
2004-08-19 05:17:51 PM  
Just curious, how the heck did metrosexuality get its name? Every time I hear it I think of someone who wants to have sex with a city or something.
2004-08-19 05:35:31 PM  

For all of you who didn't get to see a pic, it's there now. Not the best photo of me, but I am at work, and do not want to make my boss blush. I already do that often enough.
2004-08-19 05:43:42 PM  
Not the best photo of me

Perhaps, but it's not a bad photo by any means.
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