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(Washington Post)   Russian national detained in Austria as a suspect in a political assassination. TFA does not explain how he learned to use a boomerang   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: News, Austrian news agency APA, Second Chechen War, Grozny, 43-year-old victim, Ramzan Kadyrov, Kadyrovtsy, Anna Politkovskaya, Russia  
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2020-07-06 5:45:48 AM  
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2020-07-06 5:51:39 AM  
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That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
 
2020-07-06 6:17:12 AM  
The same way everyone learns to use a boomerang.  He was on walkabout in Switzerland and he accidentally crossed into Austria when it hit him.  He stumbled and hit his head on a rock.  He had visions of boomerang lessons starting from his childhood and running through the present.  When he came to he picked it up, stuck it in his belt, and he's been proficient with it ever since.

In Australia being hit on the head is often substituted by a blackout drunk, which is why everybody in Australia can use a boomerang.
 
2020-07-06 6:17:13 AM  
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2020-07-06 6:19:09 AM  
So, when is the booting scheduled?
 
2020-07-06 6:19:39 AM  
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2020-07-06 6:19:39 AM  
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2020-07-06 6:22:16 AM  
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2020-07-06 6:39:14 AM  
It was a little obvious... he tried to smuggle in his own building just to make people fall from its windows.
 
2020-07-06 6:41:38 AM  
Jokes aside, Austria should not give in to any demands from Uncle Vlad and repatriate him.
 
2020-07-06 6:49:04 AM  
Shot?  Did Putin's gang run out of nerve gas or something?
 
2020-07-06 7:32:23 AM  
So is Trump going to try to pardon him?
 
2020-07-06 7:37:03 AM  

Brandi Morgan: So is Trump going to try to pardon him?


No, but I have a feeling there will be a tweet this week.
 
2020-07-06 7:37:09 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Shot?  Did Putin's gang run out of nerve gas or something?


The elevator shafts there only fall up.
 
2020-07-06 8:01:42 AM  
Shooting is so passe for Russia. What happened to defenestration like what happened to those doctors or chemical agents?
 
2020-07-06 8:14:05 AM  
He needs to speak to George Alfred Black

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