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(Global News (Canada))   He drove through the Pho King window   (globalnews.ca) divider line
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2020-07-05 8:32:56 PM  
That's gold Jerry.
 
2020-07-05 8:36:44 PM  
Good thing there wasn't a line waiting outside the door. He could have taken out the entire Pho queue.
 
2020-07-05 8:40:13 PM  
That's some serious Pho King damage. I'm just glad no Pho King customers were hurt, although I do not particularly envy the adjuster who's gonna have to handle the Pho King insurance claim.
 
2020-07-05 8:43:42 PM  
Is Pho King related to Sofa King?
 
2020-07-05 8:45:18 PM  
Phuket, should have gone a little more to the West.
 
2020-07-05 9:02:12 PM  
If I wrote that headline, y'all would be banh mi a drink or three.

+1 subby!
 
2020-07-05 9:29:51 PM  
Of course this happened in Pho King Edmonton.
 
2020-07-05 9:43:01 PM  
Was the driver We Todd It?
 
2020-07-05 9:44:33 PM  

King Something: That's some serious Pho King damage. I'm just glad no Pho King customers were hurt, although I do not particularly envy the adjuster who's gonna have to handle the Pho King insurance claim.


Hope he doesnt need to pay for any Pho King repairs.
 
2020-07-05 9:45:02 PM  
Hey, this place sounds kind of like a swear word.
 
2020-07-05 9:51:51 PM  
He drove in through the Pho King window

To get himself a Pho King job

And though the car it was unreg'ster'd

We all knew he'd be a Pho King slob
 
2020-07-05 9:59:21 PM  
At least this place was safe...

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2020-07-05 11:00:53 PM  
I'd post a picture of tubgirl squirting pho...
but don't want the moderators to Bánh mi
 
2020-07-05 11:04:18 PM  
Shakes tiny fist at markie-farkie
 
2020-07-05 11:34:18 PM  

King Something: That's some serious Pho King damage. I'm just glad no Pho King customers were hurt, although I do not particularly envy the adjuster who's gonna have to handle the Pho King insurance claim.


Now, does anyone have any Pho King questions?
 
2020-07-05 11:55:03 PM  

bobtheme: Of course this happened in Pho King Edmonton.


No kidding.  Pho King Edmonton deserves whatever it gets, those Pho King assholes
 
2020-07-06 12:35:35 AM  
We have a Pho King restaurant here locally as well. There also used to be a Pho Q, but that one went out of business.
 
2020-07-06 12:50:21 AM  

Cyberluddite: We have a Pho King restaurant here locally as well. There also used to be a Pho Q, but that one went out of business.


Tacoma has a Pho King, too, right on MLK and 11th.  Really good food, actually.  In Pho King Tacoma of all places.
 
2020-07-06 12:53:41 AM  
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2020-07-06 1:16:17 AM  
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User name checks out.
 
2020-07-06 1:25:30 AM  
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2020-07-06 1:26:13 AM  
That was a huge Pho Cup
 
2020-07-06 1:27:28 AM  
https://g.co/kgs/FPmGZo

It's a common enough name for a Pho joint
 
2020-07-06 1:27:55 AM  

thecactusman17: He drove in through the Pho King window

To get himself a Pho King job

And though the car it was unreg'ster'd

We all knew he'd be a Pho King slob


Pho King Shave
 
2020-07-06 1:28:03 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Cyberluddite: We have a Pho King restaurant here locally as well. There also used to be a Pho Q, but that one went out of business.

Tacoma has a Pho King, too, right on MLK and 11th.  Really good food, actually.  In Pho King Tacoma of all places.


There's a Pho King in Salem, OR as well. Not too fond of them, though; they put a bit too much cinnamon or star anise in the broth. Throws the taste off, IMO.
 
2020-07-06 1:28:07 AM  
Forget the rest of 2020 and just award that the HTY.

/What's the name of teh fine restaurant again?
 
2020-07-06 1:28:17 AM  
I know there's a lot of sketchy people on 118th but how could they not confirm the passengers Pho King gender??
 
2020-07-06 1:29:29 AM  
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I Sofa King hope they still have Pho to go
 
2020-07-06 1:30:18 AM  
She drove in through the Pho King window
Protected by a Pontiac
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
Looking for her lost baggie of Crack.Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Someone's on the phone to Farmer's
Claims's on the phone to meShe said she'd always been a driver
She worked at fifteen rocks a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew what I could not sayAnd so I called the police department
And got myself a hit & run report
And though she tried her best to dodge me
She could steal but she could not bob.Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
She drove right through the front of Pho King,
Curb-jumped and damn near hit me
Oh yeah
 
2020-07-06 1:31:50 AM  

Dahnkster: Shakes tiny fist at markie-farkie


That's what's known as a Pho Coup.
 
2020-07-06 1:33:02 AM  
I drive by this place constantly.

This person decided to drive into this place once.

I think I'll try their soup when they re open.
 
2020-07-06 1:37:45 AM  
If you're gonna start a restaurant, buy your plates legitimately.
 
2020-07-06 1:42:03 AM  
And nothing of value was lost. In my experience every "pho" joint that makes stupid wordplay on "pho" has shiat-tier pho anyway. Maybe if places like "pho king" (GET IT! FARKING! HAHAHAHA!!!) spent more time learning to cook than coming up with lame ass puns they'd have better soup
 
2020-07-06 1:44:08 AM  
What a jerk. Wait in line at the Pho Que like everyone else
 
2020-07-06 1:46:04 AM  
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You all gonna be Pho King ban hammered.
 
2020-07-06 1:47:06 AM  
Wow, True News, what a rarity in the post-truth journalism.
 
2020-07-06 1:50:59 AM  

powhound: You all are lucky this gal is not a farkette ....
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You all gonna be Pho King ban hammered.


Her name might sound like "f*ck boi", but his entire head looks like a dildo.

So there's that.

Also, I learned that there's a Viet character for "pho".

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2020-07-06 1:55:43 AM  
Do they serve duck?

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2020-07-06 2:03:44 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Do they serve duck?

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Stupid, lousy "simplified" Chinese
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See, there used to exist a distinction between 奸, 姦 (violate, immorality) and 干 (to dry, shield), but everything collapses into everything else in "simplified" Chinese.

farking fruit.
 
2020-07-06 2:03:51 AM  
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2020-07-06 2:11:53 AM  

bobtheme: Of course this happened in Pho King Edmonton.


Canada? Pho King, eh.
 
2020-07-06 2:12:41 AM  
Too bad it wasn't their delivery driver.  The headline "Pho King delivery boy crashes Pho King car through window of Pho King restaurant." would have been internet gold.
 
2020-07-06 2:19:34 AM  
This is not the first time the Pho King has lost a window. We had a truck rupture a tire on the curb outside of it and the shockwave busted the window a few years ago and I made that very same joke as subby's headline in a management meeting and my director was not impressed. :(
 
2020-07-06 2:54:21 AM  
A 44-year-old passenger who remained on scene was treated for minor injuries by EMS. Police could not confirm their gender.

I don't really see how their gender is relevant.  Unless they had sex with the restaurant.

*goes back, reads name of restaurant, rest of Fark thread*

Nevermind.
 
2020-07-06 3:32:25 AM  
"A 44-year-old passenger who remained on scene was treated for minor injuries by EMS. Police could not confirm their gender. "

So it's come to that?  I'd always wondered what fluid gender really means.
 
2020-07-06 3:32:50 AM  
We get the Pho jokes now, we get it after about a decade. Pho King still kills me though. I want to say tonight I put Sriracha on my frozen pizza (at home because of Coronavirus) and it is the best, the sweetness, hot and garlic work perfectly with pizza sauce.  Love regular pepper flakes, but wow Sriracha is really great on a pizza.
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2020-07-06 3:57:53 AM  
I will never get tired of that resturaunt name
 
2020-07-06 4:03:45 AM  
Do you like Pho King noodles, and crashing through windows?
 
2020-07-06 4:24:28 AM  

powhound: You all are lucky this gal is not a farkette ....
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You all gonna be Pho King ban hammered.


I think the real news here is he appears to be a conehead
 
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