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2020-07-05 5:25:22 PM  
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2020-07-05 5:31:41 PM  
Cute story from 2017.
 
2020-07-05 5:50:07 PM  

Jackal_N: Cute story from 2017.


True, but we could use a little cute about now.
Not to mention chocolate chip cookies.
 
2020-07-05 6:13:00 PM  

dionysusaur: Jackal_N: Cute story from 2017.

True, but we could use a little cute about now.
Not to mention chocolate chip cookies.


This.

I had a raccoon mama cross my porch once, she was obviously trying to raise kits (her teats were huge) so I let her eat the cat food that was on the porch.   She came back a couple of days later, it was raining hard but I had the door open...she walked in a couple of steps as I walked into the living room.  There she was, standing up soaking wet, with her arms upraised in supplication.   I could see her kits in the bushes.   As soon as she saw I was getting some more food for her, she went down into the bushes with her babies...and yeah, I fed her.  Bite me.
 
2020-07-05 6:24:37 PM  

Jackal_N: Cute story from 2017.


Yeah, but it doesn't make the story any less cute.

"Do you have any of those cookies left? And don't think we'll just walk away if you give us raisins."
 
2020-07-05 6:32:20 PM  

Jackal_N: Cute story from 2017.


Just so it's not a total bust, a moose and a bear have had to be relocated from town in the last month.

I found out recently that 6 years ago, an adult mountain lion had to be captured at the edge of the park I take my dog to daily.

/Can't go yet, it's still 87F
 
2020-07-05 6:56:07 PM  
He should have given them oatmeal raisin cookies.  He'd never have seen them again.
 
2020-07-05 7:37:23 PM  
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2020-07-05 8:54:53 PM  

Nintenfreak: He should have given them oatmeal raisin cookies.  He'd never have seen them again.


A buddy of mine makes THC laced cookies and farking always makes oatmeal cookies.
 
2020-07-05 9:19:36 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Nintenfreak: He should have given them oatmeal raisin cookies.  He'd never have seen them again.

A buddy of mine makes THC laced cookies and farking always makes oatmeal cookies.


I am SO sorry Harry
 
2020-07-05 9:50:16 PM  

Nintenfreak: Harry Wagstaff: Nintenfreak: He should have given them oatmeal raisin cookies.  He'd never have seen them again.

A buddy of mine makes THC laced cookies and farking always makes oatmeal cookies.

I am SO sorry Harry


Thank you. On the bright side, edibles don't do much for me because I have the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.
 
2020-07-05 9:55:13 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Nintenfreak: Harry Wagstaff: Nintenfreak: He should have given them oatmeal raisin cookies.  He'd never have seen them again.

A buddy of mine makes THC laced cookies and farking always makes oatmeal cookies.

I am SO sorry Harry

Thank you. On the bright side, edibles don't do much for me because I have the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.


Contrarily, I have the metabolism of a split-level suburban Ranch house circa 1964 and edibles don't work on me, either.

I ended up eating an entire box of 20 gummies and zip, zilch, nada. Too expensive to experiment to see if there may be another edible that *does* work, in the mean time, puff, puff.
 
2020-07-05 11:28:37 PM  

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Uncle Buck?
 
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