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    More: Dumbass, Michigan, Bar, Strip club, Striptease, Epidemiology, dozen coronavirus cases, health officials, Detroit  
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2020-07-05 6:53:55 PM  
Is there quarantine in the sex room?
 
2020-07-05 7:14:13 PM  
This is gonna piss off the Romulans, while confusing the Vulcans,
 
2020-07-05 7:22:01 PM  
Something something on surfaces something...
 
2020-07-05 7:27:42 PM  
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2020-07-05 8:18:29 PM  

Mentat: Is there quarantine in the sex room?


If that's your thing, yes.
 
2020-07-05 8:36:15 PM  

danielem1: Mentat: Is there quarantine in the sex room?

If that's your thing, yes.


But not here on fark. Personal erotica site etc etc...
 
2020-07-05 9:07:50 PM  

danielem1: Mentat: Is there quarantine in the sex room?

If that's your thing, yes.


And it does cost extra.
 
2020-07-05 9:09:12 PM  
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2020-07-05 9:14:03 PM  
That reminds me. I'm hungry.

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2020-07-05 9:17:26 PM  
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Well, we'll see about that. Won't we.
 
2020-07-05 9:18:13 PM  
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2020-07-05 9:20:30 PM  

Albert911emt: This is gonna piss off the Romulans, while confusing the Vulcans,


This is Downriver, with access to the Windsor Ballet closed, a lotta things will be confused
 
2020-07-05 9:24:58 PM  
-5 points from Subby for not taking the Star Trek angle and running with it.
"Not only has science discovered that Covid-19 jumped species, we know now that Romulans like strippers."

/or something like that
//not a headline writer
/// Geek slashies
 
2020-07-05 9:25:18 PM  
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2020-07-05 9:30:20 PM  
If that pic of the club is any indication, catching the 'Rona would be one of the last things customers need to worry about.
 
2020-07-05 9:31:26 PM  

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Rows one through ten, though, oh, shiat, you will catch an entirely new STD, and it will totally be worth it.
 
2020-07-05 9:34:05 PM  

stoli n coke: If that pic of the club is any indication, catching the 'Rona would be one of the last things customers need to worry about.


When I was fresh out of college I went to the local crappy club with friends. I still equate the smell of ammonia with strip clubs because of it.
 
2020-07-05 9:34:15 PM  
That's why I visit the clubs in Remus, over on Aventine.
 
2020-07-05 9:38:45 PM  

FriarReb98: stoli n coke: If that pic of the club is any indication, catching the 'Rona would be one of the last things customers need to worry about.

When I was fresh out of college I went to the local crappy club with friends. I still equate the smell of ammonia with strip clubs because of it.


Ammonia?

Like, cat piss?  I've explored some pretty dark regions of the mind and soul but never cat piss day at the local strip bar.

I'm intrigued.
 
2020-07-05 9:41:12 PM  

Salmon: FriarReb98: stoli n coke: If that pic of the club is any indication, catching the 'Rona would be one of the last things customers need to worry about.

When I was fresh out of college I went to the local crappy club with friends. I still equate the smell of ammonia with strip clubs because of it.

Ammonia?

Like, cat piss?  I've explored some pretty dark regions of the mind and soul but never cat piss day at the local strip bar.

I'm intrigued.


The cat piss smell is the owner's son's meth lab in the storage building in the back.
 
2020-07-05 9:41:20 PM  

Mentat: Is there quarantine in the sex room?


My wife says "yes"
 
2020-07-05 9:42:56 PM  
If you can't get some from the Romulans...

Borg Sex
Youtube d6rdU2RrBos
 
2020-07-05 9:46:06 PM  
Even in a pandemic they don't enforce the 6-foot rule.
 
2020-07-05 9:50:41 PM  
The Playhouse Club is located at 13201 Middle Belt Road and the Checkers restaurant is located at 9247 Middle Belt Road.

You know, if you'd like to stop by.  Things are pretty slow again now
 
2020-07-05 9:51:02 PM  
That is not a happy ending.
 
2020-07-05 9:53:45 PM  
That's why I prefer the strip clubs in Remus.
 
2020-07-05 9:53:53 PM  
and... "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone."
 
2020-07-05 9:54:24 PM  
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2020-07-05 9:59:52 PM  

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Somewhere, someone has f*cked that thing up the butt just on principle.
 
2020-07-05 10:01:26 PM  
The pic of the club, it has a drive through?
 
2020-07-05 10:02:35 PM  

aagrajag: mudpants: [Fark user image image 500x485]

Somewhere, someone has f*cked that thing up the butt just on principle.


Tag is farkied an appropriately pretty shade of green

(favorite: I wouldn't trust Canada Post's employees to sit the right way on a toilet seat.)

cheers!
 
2020-07-05 10:05:16 PM  
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Christ, what a dump!
 
2020-07-05 10:17:54 PM  

stoli n coke: Salmon: FriarReb98: stoli n coke: If that pic of the club is any indication, catching the 'Rona would be one of the last things customers need to worry about.

When I was fresh out of college I went to the local crappy club with friends. I still equate the smell of ammonia with strip clubs because of it.

Ammonia?

Like, cat piss?  I've explored some pretty dark regions of the mind and soul but never cat piss day at the local strip bar.

I'm intrigued.

The cat piss smell is the owner's son's meth lab in the storage building in the back.


Meth lab?

Wouldn't that be dog piss smell then?

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2020-07-05 10:18:33 PM  

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Christ, what a dump!


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2020-07-05 10:21:15 PM  
The Tal Shiar will not follow the so-called laws of your "quarantine room".
 
2020-07-05 10:37:56 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: That reminds me. I'm hungry.

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Hey now- I make a mean special cornbread.
 
2020-07-05 10:44:37 PM  

cwheelie: Mentat: Is there quarantine in the sex room?

My wife says "yes"


She sure does!
 
2020-07-05 10:45:29 PM  

FlyingJ: Albert911emt: This is gonna piss off the Romulans, while confusing the Vulcans,

This is Downriver, with access to the Windsor Ballet closed, a lotta things will be confused


Romulus isnt Downriver. It's where the airport is.
 
2020-07-05 10:48:32 PM  

DittoToo: Even in a pandemic they don't enforce the 6-foot rule.


No, the metro Detroit clubs are basically brothels except for Deja Vu, which is corporate owned. Most dont enforce the smoking ban, either.
 
2020-07-05 11:35:42 PM  
Make sure you only fark the ones who cough.

/not obscure
 
2020-07-06 12:45:39 AM  

stoli n coke: Salmon: FriarReb98: stoli n coke: If that pic of the club is any indication, catching the 'Rona would be one of the last things customers need to worry about.

When I was fresh out of college I went to the local crappy club with friends. I still equate the smell of ammonia with strip clubs because of it.

Ammonia?

Like, cat piss?  I've explored some pretty dark regions of the mind and soul but never cat piss day at the local strip bar.

I'm intrigued.

The cat piss smell is the owner's son's meth lab in the storage building in the back.


They probably wiped the stainless steel poles down with Windex.
 
2020-07-06 2:15:23 AM  

meanmutton: FlyingJ: Albert911emt: This is gonna piss off the Romulans, while confusing the Vulcans,

This is Downriver, with access to the Windsor Ballet closed, a lotta things will be confused

Romulus isnt Downriver. It's where the airport is.


I thought it knew where downriver was. Then yesterday I was informed that Wyandotte is after downriver, which I guess ends at ecourse or rouge?

Last week I was told Southgate counted as downriver but Riverview didn't.

Wtf is going on here?

I always thought it was anything south of Detroit up until the end of Wayne county, following the Detroit river.
 
2020-07-06 2:21:50 AM  
Glory holes are gonna make a come back. Whoo!
 
2020-07-06 3:05:41 AM  

vrax: [Fark user image 540x361]

Christ, what a dump!


You know someone at some point thought the lights on top of the brick poles would add class to the joint.
 
2020-07-06 3:55:58 AM  

meanmutton: FlyingJ: Albert911emt: This is gonna piss off the Romulans, while confusing the Vulcans,

This is Downriver, with access to the Windsor Ballet closed, a lotta things will be confused

Romulus isnt Downriver. It's where the airport is.


Pretty sure it's down river...

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2020-07-06 6:31:46 AM  

meanmutton: FlyingJ: Albert911emt: This is gonna piss off the Romulans, while confusing the Vulcans,

This is Downriver, with access to the Windsor Ballet closed, a lotta things will be confused

Romulus isnt Downriver. It's where the airport is.


I haven't been that way in years I wonder if the Landing Strip is still open.
 
2020-07-06 6:36:25 AM  
Here are the cities and townships considered downriver.  Romulus is the most northern and is where the Metro Aiport is.

Cities

Allen Park, Ecorse, Flat Rock, Gibraltar, Lincoln Park, Melvindale, River Rouge, Riverview, Rockwood, Romulus, Southgate, Taylor, Trenton, Woodhaven, Wyandotte

Townships
Brownstown, Grosse Ile, Huron
 
2020-07-06 8:22:40 AM  

thesharkman: Here are the cities and townships considered downriver.  Romulus is the most northern and is where the Metro Aiport is.

Cities
Allen Park, Ecorse, Flat Rock, Gibraltar, Lincoln Park, Melvindale, River Rouge, Riverview, Rockwood, Romulus, Southgate, Taylor, Trenton, Woodhaven, Wyandotte

Townships
Brownstown, Grosse Ile, Huron


You have melted my mind by including Romulus in this list with how far North, how far West, and how far away from, you know, the river it is. Guess you learn something new every day.
 
2020-07-06 8:41:09 AM  

meanmutton: thesharkman: Here are the cities and townships considered downriver.  Romulus is the most northern and is where the Metro Aiport is.

Cities
Allen Park, Ecorse, Flat Rock, Gibraltar, Lincoln Park, Melvindale, River Rouge, Riverview, Rockwood, Romulus, Southgate, Taylor, Trenton, Woodhaven, Wyandotte

Townships
Brownstown, Grosse Ile, Huron

You have melted my mind by including Romulus in this list with how far North, how far West, and how far away from, you know, the river it is. Guess you learn something new every day.


As someone who grew up (Southgate) and still lives (Wyandotte) Downriver his entire life, I'm just amazed there's a full discussion on Fark about what constitutes as being a Downriver community.  However, I always though thought Inkster Rd was thr cut off at the border of Taylor and Romulus.  So go figure.
 
2020-07-06 8:45:26 AM  

Hendawg: meanmutton: thesharkman: Here are the cities and townships considered downriver.  Romulus is the most northern and is where the Metro Aiport is.

Cities
Allen Park, Ecorse, Flat Rock, Gibraltar, Lincoln Park, Melvindale, River Rouge, Riverview, Rockwood, Romulus, Southgate, Taylor, Trenton, Woodhaven, Wyandotte

Townships
Brownstown, Grosse Ile, Huron

You have melted my mind by including Romulus in this list with how far North, how far West, and how far away from, you know, the river it is. Guess you learn something new every day.

As someone who grew up (Southgate) and still lives (Wyandotte) Downriver his entire life, I'm just amazed there's a full discussion on Fark about what constitutes as being a Downriver community.  However, I always though thought Inkster Rd was thr cut off at the border of Taylor and Romulus.  So go figure.


I had no idea either  I grew up just north of the airport.  Didn't know Romulus was even downriver.  Southgate, Wyyandotte and Woodhaven yeah, but Romulus?
 
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