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(CNN)   Sooo, who's about to become the next FDA commissioner: Ivanka, the My Pillow guy, or that doughy gun-waving couple from St. Louis?   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-07-05 10:08:45 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-07-05 9:52:14 PM  
10 votes:
You guessed it...

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2020-07-05 10:25:57 PM  
5 votes:
It's Jared.  The answer is ALWAYS Jared.
 
2020-07-05 10:00:28 PM  
4 votes:
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It makes sense in Trump's head:  he has experience making and selling food, he's wealthy and conservative.  He's also an asshole.  Ergo, he's perfect for the Trump pick for FDA commissioner.
 
2020-07-05 10:24:12 PM  
4 votes:
Ivanka would be awesome. The FDA website would reroute to the Goop online store. Doctors would prescribe hoohah eggs. Haemotology would be replaced by magnetic bracelets. Scented candles would line the windowsills in every hospital. It would be a step up from the Covid response, in other words.
 
2020-07-06 12:19:04 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-07-05 10:01:23 PM  
3 votes:
My money is on Anna Chapman.
 
2020-07-05 10:13:49 PM  
3 votes:
James Maxwell Trump?
 
2020-07-05 9:53:04 PM  
2 votes:
Michael Flynn?
The German Ambassador?
Dr Oz?
 
2020-07-05 9:53:24 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-05 9:55:01 PM  
2 votes:
Kidd Rock knows his drugs.
 
2020-07-05 10:23:51 PM  
2 votes:
I think Jim Bakker would love the job.
 
2020-07-05 10:25:48 PM  
2 votes:

Purple_Urkle: Dr. Bornstein or, idk my Trumpanzee mom? She still likes Trump. Sad.
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You mom could use some electrolysis
 
2020-07-05 11:03:17 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-07-05 11:13:34 PM  
2 votes:
My bet is on Chachi.
 
2020-07-05 10:38:36 PM  
1 vote:
Kushner hasn't had a new job in a while.
 
2020-07-05 10:51:08 PM  
1 vote:
Officer Barrelroll:Everyone involved with or appointed by this administration needs to be tossed the day Trump is out of office.

B-b-but what about "the spirit of bipartisanship!"
 
2020-07-05 10:57:42 PM  
1 vote:
The answer is Nurgle. Thre answer was Nurgle. The answer eas and will always be Nurgle.

Because Nurgle pays cash up front.
 
2020-07-05 11:44:54 PM  
1 vote:
It's me.

Oh and I'm a complete moron.
 
2020-07-06 12:02:59 AM  
1 vote:
Dr. Oz. It will be Dr. Oz
 
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