SpaceyCat: Blargh.He's just dancing around, not confirming AND not denying Trump's statement. Both of those things hurt everyone. If he wants to keep his job, he can't say D2S is just making shiat up and lying. At the same time, he can't say D2S is correct because that will kill people.IMO, just say he's lying and quit.
King Something: Difficulty: Trump would choose his replacement, and Mitch would confirm that replacement.
PsyLord: Listen, you know you are going to get stabbed in the back, so why not go out in a blaze of glory and just say it on TV that Trump is a lying liar and he is making the pandemic worse? Sure you'll get jnsta-fired, but guess what, you just farkin' secured a job at CNN, ABCNEWS, CBSNEWS, etc.
Purple_Urkle: Dr. Bornstein or, idk my Trumpanzee mom? She still likes Trump. Sad.[Fark user image image 425x256]
Skeleton Man: It's me.Oh and I'm a complete moron.
Bennie Crabtree: Ivanka would be awesome. The FDA website would reroute to the Goop online store. Doctors would prescribe hoohah eggs. Haemotology would be replaced by magnetic bracelets. Scented candles would line the windowsills in every hospital. It would be a step up from the Covid response, in other words.
DannyBrandt: PsyLord: Listen, you know you are going to get stabbed in the back, so why not go out in a blaze of glory and just say it on TV that Trump is a lying liar and he is making the pandemic worse? Sure you'll get jnsta-fired, but guess what, you just farkin' secured a job at CNN, ABCNEWS, CBSNEWS, etc.Do you know how hard I would have to work to get my name in the news if I quit my job?Why in the hell do I even know the name of the commissioner of the US Food and Drug Administration?Can we just get back to where I'm not really paying attention again? 4 years ago I didn't need to know the name of the Ambassador to Germany, or the Press Secretary for the First Lady...I just want a government I don't even really have to think about too much.
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