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2020-07-05 3:29:11 PM  
Also a fair number of Nelson HA-HA pics...
 
2020-07-05 3:47:15 PM  
Republicans create money woes in every city.

The only people who don't have money woes from Republicans are criminals such as Donald J Trump and Kelly Loeffler.
 
2020-07-05 4:07:34 PM  
Once again, Trump manages to screw things up, not just for the RNC and the Republican Party writ large, but for the myriad of service workers (and "service" workers) who would benefit from such a large event.
 
2020-07-05 5:17:36 PM  
Just think about all the Grindr men needing CL ride shares now.
 
2020-07-05 5:18:54 PM  
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2020-07-05 5:19:14 PM  
And not a single Fark was given. Unless you live in those cities and your social services are cut, then you have my condolences.
 
2020-07-05 5:20:13 PM  
They spent all the money on the one in the Carolinas?......They spent all the money on the one that Trump cancelled in the Carolinas....
 
2020-07-05 5:20:37 PM  
Rich donors gave to the GOP and the money isn't being spent responsibly... Huh.
 
2020-07-05 5:20:40 PM  
The sooner the Republican party is replaced with a sane, financial conservative party, the better.
My best guess is the year 2100.
 
2020-07-05 5:21:21 PM  
fark'em
 
2020-07-05 5:22:04 PM  

Unobtanium: Once again, Trump manages to screw things up, not just for the RNC and the Republican Party writ large, but for the myriad of service workers (and "service" workers) who would benefit from such a large event.


If I'm a service worker who was going to work one of these events, I'd be damn glad they're not happening.  The virus should have stopped the whole thing months ago.
 
2020-07-05 5:22:21 PM  

iheartscotch: They spent all the money on the one in the Carolinas?......They spent all the money on the one that Trump cancelled in the Carolinas....


I heard people say he's a great businessman.
 
2020-07-05 5:22:24 PM  
Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.
 
2020-07-05 5:24:09 PM  

casual disregard: Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.


Oh and I hope you didn't truly mess up with God. That's not a forgiving entity. Yeesh.
 
2020-07-05 5:24:34 PM  
Only 2 cities seems low. Have they not counted every city that President Benedict Donald hasn't paid hundreds of thousands of dollars owed for his cult rallies?
 
2020-07-05 5:24:39 PM  

Kiler: iheartscotch: They spent all the money on the one in the Carolinas?......They spent all the money on the one that Trump cancelled in the Carolinas....

I heard people say he's a great businessman.


Such a great business man that he drove an otherwise extremely profitable casino straight into the ground....
 
2020-07-05 5:25:47 PM  
I don't know about tiny violins. I've decided to invest my money in a company that makes glass.

We will see how it all works out, remains to be seen.
 
2020-07-05 5:25:48 PM  

casual disregard: casual disregard: Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.

Oh and I hope you didn't truly mess up with God. That's not a forgiving entity. Yeesh.


Yeah....Don't mess with Republican Jesus. Cthulhu is more forgiving.
 
2020-07-05 5:26:26 PM  

iheartscotch: Such a great business man that he drove four otherwise extremely profitable casinos straight into the ground....


FTFY
 
2020-07-05 5:26:42 PM  
I don't see how this could be true.  The Republican Party is the party of fiscal responsibility.  There must be some mistake.
 
2020-07-05 5:28:15 PM  
Don't diss on the cites, Subbo. Trump pulls this sort of crap a lot on places that are anti-Trump.

He goes there, sh*ts up the place, and then leaves the city behind with a YUGE unpaid bill, screwing the local taxpayers because they'll have to pay for it.

Trump is an evil, spiteful manchild.
 
2020-07-05 5:31:14 PM  

iheartscotch: casual disregard: casual disregard: Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.

Oh and I hope you didn't truly mess up with God. That's not a forgiving entity. Yeesh.

Yeah....Don't mess with Republican Jesus. Cthulhu is more forgiving.


Old Testament God could defeat Cthulhu in a fight. Christ, I can beat a sea-dweller in a game.

Why did our ancestors dream up such scary deities? I think I agree with Tyrion. Where is the god of tits and wine?
 
2020-07-05 5:33:06 PM  

chawco: I don't know about tiny violins. I've decided to invest my money in a company that makes glass.

We will see how it all works out, remains to be seen.


I do not see how you could make money selling gla--oh, wait...
 
2020-07-05 5:35:36 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Don't diss on the cites, Subbo. Trump pulls this sort of crap a lot on places that are anti-Trump.

He goes there, sh*ts up the place, and then leaves the city behind with a YUGE unpaid bill, screwing the local taxpayers because they'll have to pay for it.

Trump is an evil, spiteful manchild.


But for Trump it's a pattern of behavior.  They have only themselves to blame if they didn't see the obvious pattern before hand.  And they blantantly courted him.
 
2020-07-05 5:36:04 PM  

iheartscotch: Kiler: iheartscotch: They spent all the money on the one in the Carolinas?......They spent all the money on the one that Trump cancelled in the Carolinas....

I heard people say he's a great businessman.

Such a great business man that he drove an otherwise extremely profitable casino straight into the ground....


What casinos? Never heard of them. They were probably some more level casino with just scratch-offs and 3 Card Monty.
 
2020-07-05 5:37:41 PM  
The host committee there has spent virtually all of the $38 million it raised

On what!? Donuts? Pizza? Cocaine and gold donut pizzas!? How the hell does any organization squander that much money on literally nothing? Meanwhile these same asshats don't want to give Americans another hand out or unemployment because getting paid to do nothing is reserved just for themselves.

/ They are the elite -- Herr Orange says so.
 
2020-07-05 5:40:08 PM  
I don't see the problem here. Trump's a billionaire; he can just write a check. No problem.
 
2020-07-05 5:42:43 PM  

casual disregard: iheartscotch: casual disregard: casual disregard: Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.

Oh and I hope you didn't truly mess up with God. That's not a forgiving entity. Yeesh.

Yeah....Don't mess with Republican Jesus. Cthulhu is more forgiving.

Old Testament God could defeat Cthulhu in a fight. Christ, I can beat a sea-dweller in a game.

Why did our ancestors dream up such scary deities? I think I agree with Tyrion. Where is the god of tits and wine?


Old Testament God? He's kinda not around anymore. Unless you count the occasional oddly toasted toast or oily holy book.

Cthulhu, however.... He's still around. Not to mention that his death cults tend to be more aggressive than the Abrahamic death cults.

/ incidentally, the god Bacchus is the god of fertility and wine.
 
2020-07-05 5:43:03 PM  
If the GOP is running low on cash, somebody in the FBI needs to be keeping an eyeball open for Russian help with that problem.  Or they just do as Trump would do and not pay invoices.  Better yet, they take money from the Russians AND don't pay the bills.

Financially farking up 2 cities should make it difficult to find a sucker city in 2024.  It should, but conservatives don't learn.
 
2020-07-05 5:43:31 PM  
FTFA:  "Unless this thing goes away, I think it's a bad choice,"

Sir David Frederick Attenborough doing the voice over "No, its not just going away.  You idiots."
 
2020-07-05 5:44:54 PM  

iheartscotch: incidentally, the god Bacchus is the god of fertility and wine.


Bacchus wrote "Why don't we get drunk and screw".  Totally his idea and Jimmy Buffet stole it.
 
2020-07-05 5:46:16 PM  

iheartscotch: Old Testament God? He's kinda not around anymore.


You're not wrong. It may be more accurate for me to say Absent God.
 
2020-07-05 5:55:16 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Unobtanium: Once again, Trump manages to screw things up, not just for the RNC and the Republican Party writ large, but for the myriad of service workers (and "service" workers) who would benefit from such a large event.

If I'm a service worker who was going to work one of these events, I'd be damn glad they're not happening.  The virus should have stopped the whole thing months ago.


That and raging STDs, the other social disease most likely associated with GOP conventions.
 
2020-07-05 5:56:07 PM  
Geez, it's almost as if you appoint a slippery, maniacal idiot with no actual business or political sense to run things they get all farked up, who could have known?
 
2020-07-05 6:01:11 PM  
Mexico will pay for it
 
2020-07-05 6:05:05 PM  
I suspect not all the financial difficulties created by the switch fall on the party.  Some Charlotte, NC businesses are probably taking a hit, too.
 
2020-07-05 6:22:49 PM  
This lib hoax is getting out of hand.
 
2020-07-05 6:40:50 PM  

aleister_greynight: AAAAGGGGHHHH: Don't diss on the cites, Subbo. Trump pulls this sort of crap a lot on places that are anti-Trump.

He goes there, sh*ts up the place, and then leaves the city behind with a YUGE unpaid bill, screwing the local taxpayers because they'll have to pay for it.

Trump is an evil, spiteful manchild.

But for Trump it's a pattern of behavior.  They have only themselves to blame if they didn't see the obvious pattern before hand.  And they blantantly courted him.


I don't think they courted him. Trump is like that rude racist uncle whole keeps showing up at family Thanksgiving get-togethers even though no one invited him.
 
2020-07-05 6:41:49 PM  

HighOnCraic: chawco: I don't know about tiny violins. I've decided to invest my money in a company that makes glass.

We will see how it all works out, remains to be seen.

I do not see how you could make money selling gla--oh, wait...


So now I things are clear?
 
2020-07-05 6:54:06 PM  

casual disregard: iheartscotch: casual disregard: casual disregard: Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.

Oh and I hope you didn't truly mess up with God. That's not a forgiving entity. Yeesh.

Yeah....Don't mess with Republican Jesus. Cthulhu is more forgiving.

Old Testament God could defeat Cthulhu in a fight. Christ, I can beat a sea-dweller in a game.

Why did our ancestors dream up such scary deities? I think I agree with Tyrion. Where is the god of tits and wine?


Dionysus is pretty close
 
2020-07-05 7:16:08 PM  

qorkfiend: casual disregard: iheartscotch: casual disregard: casual disregard: Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.

Oh and I hope you didn't truly mess up with God. That's not a forgiving entity. Yeesh.

Yeah....Don't mess with Republican Jesus. Cthulhu is more forgiving.

Old Testament God could defeat Cthulhu in a fight. Christ, I can beat a sea-dweller in a game.

Why did our ancestors dream up such scary deities? I think I agree with Tyrion. Where is the god of tits and wine?

Dionysus is pretty close


Who needs gods when we have people like Kieth Richards and Charlie Sheen?  Godlike abilities to survive any intoxication while banging models and actresses.
 
2020-07-05 7:16:36 PM  
I don't get it, the Trump campaign is claiming they have raised a billion dollars.  Basically, Trump is hoarding all his cash and letting the GOP go broke?   Fine with me.
 
2020-07-05 7:21:48 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Unobtanium: Once again, Trump manages to screw things up, not just for the RNC and the Republican Party writ large, but for the myriad of service workers (and "service" workers) who would benefit from such a large event.

If I'm a service worker who was going to work one of these events, I'd be damn glad they're not happening.  The virus should have stopped the whole thing months ago.


I understand. I work in an "essential" business (freight transport). Early on, I was wondering about reliable contact tracing should a delivery driver (who has multiple stops in a day) get diagnosed with it. Our company has been fairly lucky so far, but with all the "reopening" it may not last. I'm more nervous about travel for myself now than I was in the spring.
 
2020-07-05 7:22:49 PM  
There's always Moscow.

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2020-07-05 7:27:47 PM  
A billionaire is concerned about his 25k donation to the last convention and is unsure about donating to the new one??

Thats like me asking for cheese on my burger and the cashier telling me that will be an extra 50 cents.
 
2020-07-05 7:31:59 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Unobtanium: Once again, Trump manages to screw things up, not just for the RNC and the Republican Party writ large, but for the myriad of service workers (and "service" workers) who would benefit from such a large event.

If I'm a service worker who was going to work one of these events, I'd be damn glad they're not happening.  The virus should have stopped the whole thing months ago.


I'm not in the service industry, but I do live in Charlotte and I'm glad its no longer happening here.
 
2020-07-05 7:39:31 PM  

chawco: HighOnCraic: chawco: I don't know about tiny violins. I've decided to invest my money in a company that makes glass.

We will see how it all works out, remains to be seen.

I do not see how you could make money selling gla--oh, wait...

So now I things are clear?


As clear as crystal.

Guten Nacht!
 
2020-07-05 7:43:33 PM  

HighOnCraic: chawco: HighOnCraic: chawco: I don't know about tiny violins. I've decided to invest my money in a company that makes glass.

We will see how it all works out, remains to be seen.

I do not see how you could make money selling gla--oh, wait...

So now I things are clear?

As clear as crystal.

Guten Nacht!


Crystal clear costs extra ;p
 
2020-07-05 7:47:01 PM  

casual disregard: iheartscotch: casual disregard: casual disregard: Wait wait wait.

The party that loves money more than it pretends to love God messed up with money.

You awful sons of biatches. You're the worst. The actual, literal worst. I think the Bible even warned us about you predatory losers.

Oh and I hope you didn't truly mess up with God. That's not a forgiving entity. Yeesh.

Yeah....Don't mess with Republican Jesus. Cthulhu is more forgiving.

Old Testament God could defeat Cthulhu in a fight. Christ, I can beat a sea-dweller in a game.

Why did our ancestors dream up such scary deities? I think I agree with Tyrion. Where is the god of tits and wine?


That would be the always popular Oh! God. The ecstatic worshippers summon him with lusty calls of Oh! God! Oh! God! Oh! God! while the penitents clutch porcelain bowls and moan Oh! God Oh! God Oh! God. I am sure you have heard of him.
 
2020-07-05 7:57:30 PM  
Stupid will cost ya. Maybe don't elect a bumbling moron with insecurity issues.
 
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