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2020-07-05 10:41:55 AM  
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2020-07-05 10:54:12 AM  
Yeah... the initial 'evidence' seems pretty clearly satire. Florida Man only reads 'Real News (tm)', like the onion
 
2020-07-05 11:03:23 AM  
All of this Soros hate. Just because he went against Dubya? I mean, Jesus. We could have a field day with Sheldon Adelson and all the shot he ACTUALLY does.

Explains the Hillary hate for 30 years. They cannot function without enemies. It fuels their narrative.
 
2020-07-05 11:05:10 AM  
Is this an actual GOP candidate for office? Or some kind of crazy satire that I don't fully understand
 
2020-07-05 11:07:19 AM  
KW Miller does not have a brain. He is faking it for exposure. He is actually a goddamn moron.
 
2020-07-05 11:08:11 AM  
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2020-07-05 11:13:12 AM  
Florida tag asleep?
 
2020-07-05 11:23:52 AM  
 
2020-07-05 11:28:26 AM  

NewportBarGuy: All of this Soros hate. Just because he went against Dubya? I mean, Jesus. We could have a field day with Sheldon Adelson and all the shot he ACTUALLY does.

Explains the Hillary hate for 30 years. They cannot function without enemies. It fuels their narrative.


It's wild.  In breaking the pound, Soros pulled off one of the greatest acts of pure capitalism in history.  You would think that would make him their hero.
 
2020-07-05 11:31:25 AM  
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2020-07-05 11:33:22 AM  
Okay, that's got to be satire. Right? I just read through some of his shiat and he's even blaming Patti LaBelle for the soon-to-be reinstallation of Obama as President.
 
2020-07-05 11:36:40 AM  
F*cking blue checkmark ...
On Ballotpedia ...

...

This person is f*cking real. It's a real person. Oh. My. GOD. It's a REAL PERSON.
 
2020-07-05 11:44:27 AM  
TIL Patti Labelle sells delicious sweet potato pie.

Also that she's a Satanist, and part of the globalist Soros conspiracy to elect Obama to a 3rd term.

But also, sweet potato pies! Off to Walmart to do my part. For Satan!
 
2020-07-05 11:45:36 AM  
Holy crap, this guy is pure nuts.

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2020-07-05 11:47:43 AM  
These people want kids to be raped and murdered, they want a giant pedophile ring, they want it so they can stick it to the libs. QAnon is pro child molestation.
 
2020-07-05 11:47:46 AM  
To much bullshiat
We all know lady gaga is a chameleon assassin.
 
2020-07-05 11:48:38 AM  

HawgWild: F*cking blue checkmark ...
On Ballotpedia ...
Pictures with other politicians ...
...

This person is f*cking real. It's a real person. Oh. My. GOD. It's a REAL PERSON.



Fixed ...

/needed to list a third thing
//cuz thems the rules
///just like slashies
 
2020-07-05 11:50:13 AM  
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2020-07-05 11:51:34 AM  
Oh no, if Beyonce isn't black then that changes everything!
 
2020-07-05 11:53:34 AM  
 
2020-07-05 11:57:11 AM  
"KW Miller For Congress (FL-18) . @KwCongressional -1h

Look out for an important day tomorrow.
07/06/2020 7+6+2+2 = 17
17th letter in the alphabet?
Get ready. It's going to be a big one.

#WWG1WGA"
 
2020-07-05 11:59:26 AM  
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2020-07-05 12:00:57 PM  

NewportBarGuy: All of this Soros hate. Just because he went against Dubya? I mean, Jesus. We could have a field day with Sheldon Adelson and all the shot he ACTUALLY does.

Explains the Hillary hate for 30 years. They cannot function without enemies. It fuels their narrative.


George Soros and Rupert Murdoch have an intense rivalry that goes back to the 70s at least. That's why Fox poisoned the well against Soros from the beginning.
 
2020-07-05 12:03:15 PM  
"My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bama
I like my baby heir with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag"


OMG she is so white!
 
2020-07-05 12:06:17 PM  

WoolyManwich: "My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bama
I like my baby heir with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag"

OMG she is so white!


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2020-07-05 12:11:03 PM  
Read the whole thread. That is seriously cuckoo bananas.
 
2020-07-05 12:12:23 PM  

Gubbo: Is this an actual GOP candidate for office? Or some kind of crazy satire that I don't fully understand


Independent candidate, not GOP, but yes real. I don't think he is satire, but the initial 'evidence' he is referencing almost definitely was. It starts our vaguely plausible, then devolves into looking for symbolism in "The Last Supper," indicating De Vinci knew that Beyonce was actually Italian.
 
2020-07-05 12:30:25 PM  

thorpe: "KW Miller For Congress (FL-18) . @KwCongressional -1h

Look out for an important day tomorrow.
07/06/2020 7+6+2+2 = 17
17th letter in the alphabet?
Get ready. It's going to be a big one.

#WWG1WGA"


That fella is insane.
 
2020-07-05 12:30:30 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: WoolyManwich: "My daddy Alabama, Momma Louisiana
You mix that negro with that Creole make a Texas bama
I like my baby heir with baby hair and afros
I like my negro nose with Jackson Five nostrils
Earned all this money but they never take the country out me
I got a hot sauce in my bag, swag"

OMG she is so white!

[i.pinimg.com image 226x148]


It's from her song "Formation"

/I think I'll listen to Lemonade today
//
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2020-07-05 12:34:28 PM  

thorpe: "KW Miller For Congress (FL-18) . @KwCongressional -1h

Look out for an important day tomorrow.
07/06/2020 7+6+2+2 = 17
17th letter in the alphabet?
Get ready. It's going to be a big one.

#WWG1WGA"


Do I dare ask what WWG1WGA stands for?  I'm afraid to Google it...
 
2020-07-05 12:35:05 PM  

OldRod: thorpe: "KW Miller For Congress (FL-18) . @KwCongressional -1h

Look out for an important day tomorrow.
07/06/2020 7+6+2+2 = 17
17th letter in the alphabet?
Get ready. It's going to be a big one.

#WWG1WGA"

Do I dare ask what WWG1WGA stands for?  I'm afraid to Google it...


I would just embrace your ignorance. Much like how people don't know the 14 words, you're better off not knowing.
 
2020-07-05 12:35:10 PM  
Now he's doing Patti LaBelle
 
2020-07-05 12:44:43 PM  
He needs electro-shock therapy, massive doses of antipsychotics, and possibly a lobotomy.
 
2020-07-05 12:46:21 PM  

OldRod: thorpe: "KW Miller For Congress (FL-18) . @KwCongressional -1h

Look out for an important day tomorrow.
07/06/2020 7+6+2+2 = 17
17th letter in the alphabet?
Get ready. It's going to be a big one.

#WWG1WGA"

Do I dare ask what WWG1WGA stands for?  I'm afraid to Google it...


White wanker gets one wickedly good asskicking.
 
2020-07-05 12:49:05 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: #WWG1WGA"

Do I dare ask what WWG1WGA stands for?  I'm afraid to Google it...

White wanker gets one wickedly good asskicking.


When Will Good Ones With Guns Act
 
2020-07-05 12:59:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: All of this Soros hate. Just because he went against Dubya?


It's actually much more personal than that.

It all stems back to a fateful day on the stock exchange in the 90s where George Soros made a lot of money at Rupert Murdoch's expense and rubbed his face in it. They never liked each other before but this incident finally pushed Murdoch over the edge and he's been using his media empire to pit Soros as everything immoral, degrading, criminal and corrupt about western civilization ever since, as an omnipresent boogeyman/Emmanuel Goldstein.

So every time you hear the name Soros on Fox News -- it's just an old rich fark pissing match. The conspiracy doesn't really get any deeper than that.
 
2020-07-05 1:03:43 PM  

WoolyManwich: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: #WWG1WGA"

Do I dare ask what WWG1WGA stands for?  I'm afraid to Google it...

White wanker gets one wickedly good asskicking.

When Will Good Ones With Guns Act


Where We Go 1 We Go All

It's a sort of QAnon battle cry
 
2020-07-05 1:06:46 PM  

OldRod: thorpe: "KW Miller For Congress (FL-18) . @KwCongressional -1h

Look out for an important day tomorrow.
07/06/2020 7+6+2+2 = 17
17th letter in the alphabet?
Get ready. It's going to be a big one.

#WWG1WGA"

Do I dare ask what WWG1WGA stands for?  I'm afraid to Google it...


QAnon believers commonly tag their social media posts with the hashtag #WWG1WGA, signifying the motto "Where We Go One, We Go All".
 
2020-07-05 1:28:57 PM  
Apparently there is also an oath. Here's noted traitor Michael Flynn taking it

https://twitter.com/radleybalko/statu​s​/1279771589102448643
 
2020-07-05 1:30:13 PM  
His Patti LaBelle rant is trending on Twitter.
 
2020-07-05 1:35:57 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Okay, that's got to be satire. Right? I just read through some of his shiat and he's even blaming Patti LaBelle for the soon-to-be reinstallation of Obama as President.


If only you knew.
 
2020-07-05 1:37:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: All of this Soros hate. Just because he went against Dubya? I mean, Jesus. We could have a field day with Sheldon Adelson and all the shot he ACTUALLY does.

Explains the Hillary hate for 30 years. They cannot function without enemies. It fuels their narrative.


And this is why I find the "invisible enemy" trope all the more concerning, as "fetch" as it may seem.
 
2020-07-05 1:38:00 PM  

WickerNipple: Florida tag asleep?


Exhaustion from overwork.
 
2020-07-05 1:39:50 PM  

Gubbo: Is this an actual GOP candidate for office? Or some kind of crazy satire that I don't fully understand


I suspect that depends on if he wins or not.
 
2020-07-05 1:40:08 PM  

NewportBarGuy: All of this Soros hate. Just because he went against Dubya? I mean, Jesus. We could have a field day with Sheldon Adelson and all the shot he ACTUALLY does.

Explains the Hillary hate for 30 years. They cannot function without enemies. It fuels their narrative.


Soros broke the Bank of England, and made an enemy of the British Tories. The public school boys never got over being shown up by a Jew.
 
2020-07-05 1:40:16 PM  
Also, the lyrics to SISTER CHRISTIAN were found written on a 5,000 year old tablet that took 23 people to translate.
 
2020-07-05 1:40:49 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Explains the Hillary hate for 30 years. They cannot function without enemies. It fuels their narrative.


30 years?

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2020-07-05 1:41:48 PM  
I haven't read the thread yet but what did she do? Donate money to BLM or something? And Soros again?

They really don't have any imagination, do they?
 
2020-07-05 1:42:15 PM  
Actually I am surprised she's straight American. I thought she was born in the Caribbean. My bad.

/not a huge Bey fan, but I do like the music
//really really good for getting housework done
 
2020-07-05 1:42:45 PM  

saturn badger: I haven't read the thread yet but what did she do? Donate money to BLM or something? And Soros again?

They really don't have any imagination, do they?


I dunno, this one is pretty imaginative.
 
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