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2020-07-05 10:16:59 AM  
eat a bowl of rhino dicks, subs
 
2020-07-05 10:30:02 AM  

flucto: eat a bowl of rhino dicks, subs


Rhino disks are probably a delicacy in subby's house.
 
2020-07-05 10:53:58 AM  
Apply Roundup to her front yard tonight.
 
2020-07-05 11:07:52 AM  
2x?
 
2020-07-05 11:21:25 AM  
poop in her mailbox
 
2020-07-05 11:51:34 AM  
Oh look, another story of Failbook bringing family, friends and neighbours together!
 
2020-07-05 12:10:34 PM  
Punji pits.
 
2020-07-05 12:11:06 PM  

WickerNipple: flucto: eat a bowl of rhino dicks, subs

Rhino disks are probably a delicacy in subby's house.


Subby actually prefers the more subtle gamey flavors of giraffe dick.
 
2020-07-05 12:21:17 PM  
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2020-07-05 12:53:45 PM  
The bottom article is right up Fark's alley.
 
2020-07-05 1:13:09 PM  
Assume that this article is fake?
 
2020-07-05 1:29:38 PM  

KarmicDisaster: poop in her mailbox


Then KHITBASH
 
2020-07-05 2:10:24 PM  

KarmicDisaster: poop in her mailbox


Wow, the answer really is always "butt stuff."
 
2020-07-05 3:27:11 PM  
Yes, I do expect you to "control your children like dogs."  That's what a b**ch does.
 
2020-07-05 6:21:24 PM  
RTFA.... the flowers are not the lede.

/he put his fingers where?
//  don't, stop!
/// don't stop!
 
2020-07-05 7:15:27 PM  
1)  If You Gotta Play At Garden Parties, I Wish You A Lotta Luck: Ah, local drama.  Amber does need to GTHOI.  If she contacts you directly, tell her to STFU and FRO.  Anyone else inquiring just say that Amber (not her children, this is important) does not seem to feel the rules everyone else agreed to apply to her and her family.

2) I Started A Joke Which Started The Whole World Crying: You said so yourself, going to HR will likely not result in any action taken.  That answers your question.  Get a new job or STFU.

3) It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White: Do you have a responsibility to change his mind? Dear god, no.  Why would you ever want to subject yourself to that?  I don't know where I got it from, because it wasn't my parents who are wonderful, tolerant people, including tolerance of the assholes in our family, but I just won't talk to family members just because they are family.  I have a fair share of bigoted assholes related to me and I don't speak to them.  I suggest you do the same.  Get your stuff and on the way out the door tell them to FRO.
 
2020-07-05 8:39:00 PM  
I hate how people use "on the spectrum" to mean undisciplined little shiats aka free range children.
 
2020-07-05 9:02:56 PM  

ColonelCathcart: I hate how people use "on the spectrum" to mean undisciplined little shiats aka free range children.


Truest statement of the day.
 
2020-07-06 12:15:41 AM  

ColonelCathcart: I hate how people use "on the spectrum" to mean undisciplined little shiats aka free range children.


Which is clearly wrong.

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