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(The Scottish Sun)   Who would have thought that opening all the pubs in Britain at six in the morning would cause such mayhem after the lockdown?   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-07-05 7:20:55 AM  
History will reflect that the UK's second coronavirus wave began yesterday.

Happy 4th of July, Plague Island residents!
 
2020-07-05 7:27:31 AM  
...This week, on Chav-Island!
 
2020-07-05 7:36:54 AM  
Everyone expected that.
 
2020-07-05 8:55:49 AM  
I for one am happy drinking alone in the dark trying to drown the disastrous life choices I've made.


I mean...that's why drinking was invented..right??
 
2020-07-05 9:05:36 AM  

Circusdog320: I for one am happy drinking alone in the dark trying to drown the disastrous life choices I've made.


I mean...that's why drinking was invented..right??


I think it was meant to be a social thing.

But your way works just fine for me
 
2020-07-05 9:06:24 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: History will reflect that the UK's second coronavirus wave began yesterday.

Happy 4th of July, Plague Island residents!


You might not be wrong.

But I don't think people living in the glasshouse that is America get to throw that particular stone
 
2020-07-05 9:09:35 AM  
And of course Hancock sticks to the party line that people behaved and denied the blindingly obvious mayhem
 
2020-07-05 9:24:17 AM  
Why were they do stupid to do it on a Saturday.

Make it Tuesday so you can at least get people back used to the concept gradually rather than all day day drinking.

Ok well. Conservatives...
 
2020-07-05 9:32:17 AM  
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2020-07-05 9:35:30 AM  

Circusdog320: I for one am happy drinking alone in the dark trying to drown the disastrous life choices I've made.


I mean...that's why drinking was invented..right??


/lifts glass
 
2020-07-05 9:37:12 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: History will reflect that the UK's second coronavirus wave began yesterday.


Please note: that was England. We may have to put a wall up to keep them out of Scotland.
 
2020-07-05 9:40:24 AM  
To paraphrase Bowie "We live for just these 20 years, do we have to die for 50 (hours) more?"
 
2020-07-05 9:40:52 AM  
Why can't these drunks be more artistic? No aesthetic sense at all!

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2020-07-05 9:44:46 AM  
To be fair, these Brits seem to really know how to party!
 
2020-07-05 9:48:46 AM  
Oh the British are so claaassy.
 
2020-07-05 9:50:55 AM  
the UK's drinking culture, at least based on a couple documentaries I've watched and countless articles and pictures over the last decade, is kind of out of control.    People in the US go out and party, no doubt.  but you don't see flocks and flocks of young people passed out, throwing up, arrested in the streets every weekend.

Even at big music festivals you only see the the rare person who has REALLY overdid it.  I'm basing that viewpoint on going to ozzfest every year from 2000-2008... metalheads like to party, but you maybe saw one or two people getting sick/needing a medic during the whole day at the second stage.

Maybe people in the US like to go out to get a buzz, and then go home to get smashed?  Otherwise you'd see these kind of stories in your cities every weekend reading your local news (assuming you live in a big city where it'd be more prevalent).
 
2020-07-05 9:52:19 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: History will reflect that the UK's second coronavirus wave began yesterday.

Happy 4th of July, Plague Island residents!


One step closer to tne second best movie every made becoming a reality.

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2020-07-05 9:52:56 AM  
Just out of curiosity, at what time would it NOT be associated with drunken behavior?
 
2020-07-05 9:52:59 AM  
One of my cousins posted pics of crowded bars. Of course, she and her husband were among them. She's a Tory, not that bright.
 
2020-07-05 9:58:17 AM  
Why doesn't any have a mask on?
 
2020-07-05 9:59:15 AM  

physt: Why doesn't any have a mask on?


Freedumbs, innit?
 
2020-07-05 10:01:05 AM  

physt: Why doesn't any have a mask on?


They're quite hard to drink through.
 
2020-07-05 10:03:58 AM  

phedex: the UK's drinking culture, at least based on a couple documentaries I've watched and countless articles and pictures over the last decade, is kind of out of control.    People in the US go out and party, no doubt.  but you don't see flocks and flocks of young people passed out, throwing up, arrested in the streets every weekend.

Even at big music festivals you only see the the rare person who has REALLY overdid it.  I'm basing that viewpoint on going to ozzfest every year from 2000-2008... metalheads like to party, but you maybe saw one or two people getting sick/needing a medic during the whole day at the second stage.

Maybe people in the US like to go out to get a buzz, and then go home to get smashed?  Otherwise you'd see these kind of stories in your cities every weekend reading your local news (assuming you live in a big city where it'd be more prevalent).


Here in the US our drinking disasters manifest differently.  We get shiatfaced at the bar, get the gun out of the car, shoot the bouncer, and swerve into a stoplight.  I think if we were going to take the bus home to pass out instead of trying to drive home, it might look a little different.
 
2020-07-05 10:05:54 AM  
Nobody in any of those pics look like they're really enjoying themselves. It's like watching a zombie movie where they don't realize they're dead. Alcoholism sucks.
 
2020-07-05 10:09:03 AM  
All I know or care about is getting to know the lady in purple dress

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
 
2020-07-05 10:09:11 AM  
General Disorder got demoted?
 
2020-07-05 10:13:05 AM  

Gubbo: Farking Clown Shoes: History will reflect that the UK's second coronavirus wave began yesterday.

Happy 4th of July, Plague Island residents!

You might not be wrong.

But I don't think people living in the glasshouse that is America get to throw that particular stone


We Murcans can't have a second wave, because we never finished our first wave.

So there.
 
2020-07-05 10:16:33 AM  
All massively exaggerated by our scummy press. If you believe the Sun provides reliable information, then I have some magic beans you may be interested in.
 
2020-07-05 10:17:25 AM  

physt: Why doesn't any have a mask on?


Are you serious?
 
2020-07-05 10:18:30 AM  

Burchill: All massively exaggerated by our scummy press. If you believe the Sun provides reliable information, then I have some magic beans you may be interested in.


Do they ryme with ricein
 
2020-07-05 10:18:32 AM  

hissatsu: Why can't these drunks be more artistic? No aesthetic sense at all!

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I'd say they're very artistic. It looks like a Caravaggio painting.
 
2020-07-05 10:19:03 AM  
Also, "opening all the pubs in Britain at six in the morning" isn't an accurate description of the situation trollmiter.
 
2020-07-05 10:22:50 AM  

Burchill: All massively exaggerated by our scummy press. If you believe the Sun provides reliable information, then I have some magic beans you may be interested in.


You've never been to the UK have you?
 
2020-07-05 10:24:21 AM  

Circusdog320: I for one am happy drinking alone in the dark trying to drown the disastrous life choices I've made.


I mean...that's why drinking was invented..right??


Disastrous life choices were invented to promote drinking.
 
2020-07-05 10:27:37 AM  
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This is just damn impressive. I don't know what pushes it over the edge into masterpiece territory, but it's there. The stains? The underbutt showing even when standing still? The fact that you now have hepatitis-C just from looking at a photograph of any surface in that picture? Whatever it is, bravo.
 
2020-07-05 10:29:34 AM  

Crewmannumber6: General Disorder got demoted?


Major Disorder is the staff officer of General Mayhem.
 
2020-07-05 10:35:52 AM  

orbister: Farking Clown Shoes: History will reflect that the UK's second coronavirus wave began yesterday.

Please note: that was England. We may have to put a wall up to keep them out of Scotland.


Scotland seems more and more the smart person int the room of the UK. I'd be pro Scottish independence if I lived there.
 
2020-07-05 10:40:15 AM  

phedex: the UK's drinking culture, at least based on a couple documentaries I've watched and countless articles and pictures over the last decade, is kind of out of control.    People in the US go out and party, no doubt.  but you don't see flocks and flocks of young people passed out, throwing up, arrested in the streets every weekend.

Even at big music festivals you only see the the rare person who has REALLY overdid it.  I'm basing that viewpoint on going to ozzfest every year from 2000-2008... metalheads like to party, but you maybe saw one or two people getting sick/needing a medic during the whole day at the second stage.

Maybe people in the US like to go out to get a buzz, and then go home to get smashed?  Otherwise you'd see these kind of stories in your cities every weekend reading your local news (assuming you live in a big city where it'd be more prevalent).


Heh, I did see these stories every weekend.

Incoming Lame Story Bro:

I went to UW Madison and the drinking culture there and in WI in general is very prevalent.  Between football Saturdays, Mifflin Block Party, Halloween (back in the day) on State Street, and just the "normal" drinking I'd see stories every weekend about people going to detox, getting in fights, people vomiting in public, etc.

I bartended at a popular sports bar on State Street so I got to see all this firsthand.

But to your point it seems like every time I see a story about the Brits drinking holidays there's people passed out, vomiting, etc.  Not sure how it is in other US cities so that's YMMV and all...

/LSB
 
2020-07-05 10:40:23 AM  

semiotix: [Fark user image 620x1141]

This is just damn impressive. I don't know what pushes it over the edge into masterpiece territory, but it's there. The stains? The underbutt showing even when standing still? The fact that you now have hepatitis-C just from looking at a photograph of any surface in that picture? Whatever it is, bravo.


I'm intrigued by the bottle young Lady Tattoo McThighs is clutching.  What flavor is it?  Bubblegum, blue-raspberry, or "orange" like curaçao?

It looks vile.
 
2020-07-05 10:42:21 AM  

semiotix: [Fark user image image 620x1141]

This is just damn impressive. I don't know what pushes it over the edge into masterpiece territory, but it's there. The stains? The underbutt showing even when standing still? The fact that you now have hepatitis-C just from looking at a photograph of any surface in that picture? Whatever it is, bravo.


Just another night out in Leeds, up until lockdown I have had several Christmas work's parties in that illustrious city. They all ended after about 40 units of alcohol consumption and one included a trip to A&E for stitches to my nose.
Leeds, home of the shortest skirts and the largest tattoos. It is also worth noting that a shell suit is referred to as a Leeds tuxedo.
 
2020-07-05 10:45:44 AM  

hissatsu: Why can't these drunks be more artistic? No aesthetic sense at all!

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This guy was doing his best

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2020-07-05 10:46:43 AM  

Gulper Eel: I have not ever been so drunk as to need visual reminders as to where a woman's erogenous zones are


She's probably also got the dual "Hi, my name is Megan" tramp stamp, printed right side up over her bum and upside down behind her neck, the perfect accoutrement for getting spit-roasted.
 
2020-07-05 10:47:19 AM  

Bonzo_1116: semiotix: [Fark user image 620x1141]

This is just damn impressive. I don't know what pushes it over the edge into masterpiece territory, but it's there. The stains? The underbutt showing even when standing still? The fact that you now have hepatitis-C just from looking at a photograph of any surface in that picture? Whatever it is, bravo.

I'm intrigued by the bottle young Lady Tattoo McThighs is clutching.  What flavor is it?  Bubblegum, blue-raspberry, or "orange" like curaçao?

It looks vile.


It's a unique taste, technically "mixed fruit" but not sure how to describe it.
 
2020-07-05 10:50:03 AM  

Bonzo_1116: I'm intrigued by the bottle young Lady Tattoo McThighs is clutching.  What flavor is it?  Bubblegum, blue-raspberry, or "orange" like curaçao?

It looks vile.


Per Wikipedia, it is "mixed fruit" flavor.
 
2020-07-05 10:51:27 AM  

Bonzo_1116: I'm intrigued by the bottle young Lady Tattoo McThighs is clutching.  What flavor is it?  Bubblegum, blue-raspberry, or "orange" like curaçao?


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Vodka drink mix, "Blue" flavor.

/As in, "After I 'blue' the dudes at the bar, I needed to get the taste out of my mouth."
 
2020-07-05 10:51:48 AM  

Circusdog320: Burchill: All massively exaggerated by our scummy press. If you believe the Sun provides reliable information, then I have some magic beans you may be interested in.

You've never been to the UK have you?


For 49 years.
 
2020-07-05 10:52:07 AM  

RainDawg: Nobody in any of those pics look like they're really enjoying themselves. It's like watching a zombie movie where they don't realize they're dead. Alcoholism sucks.


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2020-07-05 10:53:10 AM  

thenewflesh: Bonzo_1116: semiotix: [Fark user image 620x1141]

This is just damn impressive. I don't know what pushes it over the edge into masterpiece territory, but it's there. The stains? The underbutt showing even when standing still? The fact that you now have hepatitis-C just from looking at a photograph of any surface in that picture? Whatever it is, bravo.

I'm intrigued by the bottle young Lady Tattoo McThighs is clutching.  What flavor is it?  Bubblegum, blue-raspberry, or "orange" like curaçao?

It looks vile.

It's a unique taste, technically "mixed fruit" but not sure how to describe it.


I'm going to assume she won't even have to wait till the next day for the hangover.
 
2020-07-05 10:53:48 AM  

Gubbo: Why were they do stupid to do it on a Saturday.

Make it Tuesday so you can at least get people back used to the concept gradually rather than all day day drinking.

Ok well. Conservatives...


The calendar doesn't tell me when to drink!
 
2020-07-05 10:54:19 AM  

thenewflesh: Bonzo_1116: semiotix: [Fark user image 620x1141]

This is just damn impressive. I don't know what pushes it over the edge into masterpiece territory, but it's there. The stains? The underbutt showing even when standing still? The fact that you now have hepatitis-C just from looking at a photograph of any surface in that picture? Whatever it is, bravo.

I'm intrigued by the bottle young Lady Tattoo McThighs is clutching.  What flavor is it?  Bubblegum, blue-raspberry, or "orange" like curaçao?

It looks vile.

It's a unique taste, technically "mixed fruit" but not sure how to describe it.


Now I'm imagining the slime in the bottom of a fruit cup mixed with bottom shelf vodka and blue food coloring.

Awesome
 
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