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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   For the first time since the 2002 Daytona 500, Jimmie Johnson will not be in a Cup race. The Indy tripleheader concludes with the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400 from the Brickyard, at 4 PM ET on NBC   (jayski.com) divider line
    More: Live, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Sprint Cup Series, Tony Stewart, Pit Stall Selections, NASCAR Cup Series race, 1-Busch, Big Machine Hand Sanitizer, 88-Bowman  
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2020-07-05 8:10:56 AM  
A very early Go Guido, and hope that everyone stays hydrated
 
2020-07-05 8:39:59 AM  
Well, I never wish illness or injury on a person, so I hope JJ and his family are OK.

I do wish illness and injuries onto inanimate objects like cars though.  Smite the 22 and 2 early!
 
2020-07-05 8:41:11 AM  
Yesterday showed how Indy should be raced at the Cup level.  Put it on the road course!  Quit trying to make a crappy race into a golf-major-like-thing.
 
2020-07-05 9:21:49 AM  
He's going to be glaring at his wife all day. Just staring daggers at her.
 
2020-07-05 9:42:47 AM  
Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?
 
2020-07-05 10:33:30 AM  

downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?


It is.

And I thought the Waste Management  Phoenix Open was funny.
 
2020-07-05 11:18:20 AM  
So, who should be our primary idol target if HWSNBN isn't running today? I vote KyBu.
 
2020-07-05 12:11:29 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?

It is.

And I thought the Waste Management  Phoenix Open was funny.


So wait... is Big Machine a record company, alcoholic beverage company, or home products company?  I'm thinking of this now:

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2020-07-05 12:27:39 PM  

Fireproof: So, who should be our primary idol target if HWSNBN isn't running today? I vote KyBu.


Corey LaJoie is a far better option, because reasons.  It may require selecting the Mikey option, though.
 
2020-07-05 1:29:42 PM  

downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?


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i saw the banner yesterday ad laughed

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someone is really going to confuse their nip bottles though
 
2020-07-05 1:39:15 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?

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i saw the banner yesterday ad laughed

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someone is really going to confuse their nip bottles though


Our local distillery is doing the same thing. It smells like I've washed my hands in their excellent rye
 
2020-07-05 2:04:26 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?

It is.

And I thought the Waste Management  Phoenix Open was funny.


Pork The Other White Meat 200 has all race events beat (for now)
https://stockcarracing.fandom.com/wik​i​/2001_Pork_The_Other_White_Meat_200
 
2020-07-05 2:17:54 PM  

Daedalus27: Herb Utsmelz: downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?

It is.

And I thought the Waste Management  Phoenix Open was funny.

Pork The Other White Meat 200 has all race events beat (for now)
https://stockcarracing.fandom.com/wiki​/2001_Pork_The_Other_White_Meat_200


No love for the Iowa Corn 300? The IndyCar race that launched tens of memes?
 
2020-07-05 2:56:47 PM  

technomuse: Dead for Tax Reasons: downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?

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i saw the banner yesterday ad laughed

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someone is really going to confuse their nip bottles though

Our local distillery is doing the same thing. It smells like I've washed my hands in their excellent rye


One of ours did the same thing, and there's no smell.  It evaporates very quickly, though.
 
2020-07-05 3:32:14 PM  
Already à lightning delay
 
2020-07-05 3:34:19 PM  

technomuse: Already à lightning delay


Here too.

/hello NASFARK
//by Sanrio
 
2020-07-05 3:43:35 PM  

Daedalus27: Herb Utsmelz: downstairs: Wait... it really is called the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400?

It is.

And I thought the Waste Management  Phoenix Open was funny.

Pork The Other White Meat 200 has all race events beat (for now)
https://stockcarracing.fandom.com/wiki​/2001_Pork_The_Other_White_Meat_200


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he's more of a clod than a clot
 
2020-07-05 3:46:19 PM  

bluorangefyre: Fireproof: So, who should be our primary idol target if HWSNBN isn't running today? I vote KyBu.

Corey LaJoie is a far better option, because reasons.  It may require selecting the Mikey option, though.


listened to Cory on Sirius, he didn't sound thrilled to have him on the car, but a Racer has to do what he has to do yo be able to drive.

Smite him early so he can get off the track and out of THat Car.
 
2020-07-05 3:53:05 PM  
Soccer ? Fark soccer you NBC reprobates
 
2020-07-05 3:53:07 PM  
Anyone have guesses what lap do we get the rain red flag on?
 
2020-07-05 3:56:01 PM  

Fireproof: So, who should be our primary idol target if HWSNBN isn't running today? I vote KyBu.


22, then the 2, then KyBu (and somebody feed the idol some of QMB's potato salad... that she left out on the porch all last week).
 
2020-07-05 4:00:45 PM  
Once again, there will be no Johnson in the Cup.

/Jimmie is rustled.
 
2020-07-05 4:01:14 PM  
virtual drone racing?  how about no
 
2020-07-05 4:03:59 PM  
Mike Trico, huh?
 
2020-07-05 4:04:57 PM  
A great weekend of racing, and the Brickyard 400.
 
2020-07-05 4:05:51 PM  

technomuse: Anyone have guesses what lap do we get the rain red flag on?


Just looked at the radar. Yeah, I think they *might* get to green before it gets paused again
 
2020-07-05 4:05:59 PM  
Roger Penske is already the best IMS owner I've ever seen.
 
2020-07-05 4:06:48 PM  

Jensaarai: A great weekend of racing, and the Brickyard 400.


Yep! Two very good races and then something else for a lazy Sunday.
 
2020-07-05 4:07:01 PM  

technomuse: Anyone have guesses what lap do we get the rain red flag on?


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2020-07-05 4:07:28 PM  
the kids are loving not having to be around jimmie
 
2020-07-05 4:08:57 PM  

Gonz: Roger Penske is already the best IMS owner I've ever seen.


Did they have bad ownership in the '10s and' 20s? I mean the other 10s and 20s.
 
2020-07-05 4:09:17 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Fireproof: So, who should be our primary idol target if HWSNBN isn't running today? I vote KyBu.

22, then the 2, then KyBu (and somebody feed the idol some of QMB's potato salad... that she left out on the porch all last week).


My mom called me yesterday and said one of her friends (who has also been staying at home since this crap started) was coming over and they were going to grill out, so could I make them some potato salad. My first thought was " well if you hate her that badly, why invite her over?" Then I realized she meant actual good potato salad.
 
2020-07-05 4:10:34 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: the kids are loving not having to be around jimmie


Maybe I'm weird, but I loved time away from my parents. Time to work on my juvenile delinquency.
 
2020-07-05 4:13:04 PM  

downstairs: Gonz: Roger Penske is already the best IMS owner I've ever seen.

Did they have bad ownership in the '10s and' 20s? I mean the other 10s and 20s.


Maybe, maybe not, but HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?
 
2020-07-05 4:14:49 PM  
Real question: I haven't watched racing for a while. JPM used to be my driver.

Who should I try as my new rooting interest? Bubba?
 
2020-07-05 4:15:09 PM  

Gonz: downstairs: Gonz: Roger Penske is already the best IMS owner I've ever seen.

Did they have bad ownership in the '10s and' 20s? I mean the other 10s and 20s.

Maybe, maybe not, but HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM?


Doesn't matter.  Around here we all act oir shoe size anyway.

/I'm 9 1/2 in the US but 42 in Japan
 
2020-07-05 4:15:26 PM  
only 5 consecutive weather weeks?  seems like more
 
2020-07-05 4:15:37 PM  
I don't feel like reworking the math I did last week... But I think we're up to 8/10 races affected by rain since coming back.
 
2020-07-05 4:16:28 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: only 5 consecutive weather weeks?  seems like more


More races... Tons of weather on both Sunday and Wednesday of certain weeks
 
2020-07-05 4:16:29 PM  
Damn, I actually miss FOX.

Don't get me went, NBC's broadcast team is fine, but Mike Joy had been just on fire since they came back. Some of his finest moments as a broadcaster.
 
2020-07-05 4:17:09 PM  

Gonz: Real question: I haven't watched racing for a while. JPM used to be my driver.

Who should I try as my new rooting interest? Bubba?


Bubba is a good pick. A lot of us are partial to the driver of the Wood Brothers 21, Matt DiBenedetto (Guido). And Matt Kenseth is in the 42, if you want to stay with that number.
 
2020-07-05 4:17:44 PM  
So technically they *can* run Indy in the rain today...
 
2020-07-05 4:19:55 PM  
There's a weasel on my TV. Yuck
 
2020-07-05 4:20:19 PM  

technomuse: Gonz: Real question: I haven't watched racing for a while. JPM used to be my driver.

Who should I try as my new rooting interest? Bubba?

Bubba is a good pick. A lot of us are partial to the driver of the Wood Brothers 21, Matt DiBenedetto (Guido). And Matt Kenseth is in the 42, if you want to stay with that number.


If you're not sure who we're talking about, there is a rather long and intricate list of NASFARK nicknames.

Welcome to NASFARK, here's your complimentary #48 voodoo doll.

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I promise we're not as scary as we seem.
 
2020-07-05 4:20:28 PM  
A storm in Indiana at the beginning of July? :O I'm shocked. So shocked.

Also hi everyone and of course I laughed at the name today.
 
2020-07-05 4:21:01 PM  

QueenMamaBee: ClavellBCMI: Fireproof: So, who should be our primary idol target if HWSNBN isn't running today? I vote KyBu.

22, then the 2, then KyBu (and somebody feed the idol some of QMB's potato salad... that she left out on the porch all last week).

My mom called me yesterday and said one of her friends (who has also been staying at home since this crap started) was coming over and they were going to grill out, so could I make them some potato salad. My first thought was " well if you hate her that badly, why invite her over?" Then I realized she meant actual good potato salad.


So you mean Potato Salad made With Miracle Whip. (Family Recipe states Not Mayo)
 
2020-07-05 4:21:07 PM  

Mztlplx: /I'm 9 1/2 in the US but 42 in Japan


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"Yes, sir. I'll just check that on the computer for you, sir. [he types on the computer] Yes, here it is. 9 1/2 Weeks with Mickey Rourke. That would be in the Erotic Drama section."
 
2020-07-05 4:21:47 PM  
Usta get excited for 4th of July weekend racing from Daytona.  Indy?!?  WHAT a letdown.
 
2020-07-05 4:22:44 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Damn, I actually miss FOX.

Don't get me went, NBC's broadcast team is fine, but Mike Joy had been just on fire since they came back. Some of his finest moments as a broadcaster.


Not having DW in the booth has really changed not only Mike Joy but El Jeffe as well. It was clear just like in his driving career, DW hung on longer than he should have.
 
2020-07-05 4:22:52 PM  

RankStranger: There's a weasel on my TV. Yuck


Dale Jarrett?
 
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