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2020-07-05 12:34:54 AM  
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2020-07-05 12:36:32 AM  

Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.


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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.
 
2020-07-05 12:37:28 AM  
Walk Your Way Out : Kayne West's ego || Bill Burr
Youtube 2ITNiVYPjPs
says it so much better than i could
 
2020-07-05 12:37:31 AM  
This is amazing. Trump needs him to run.

Trump can refuse to debate Biden without Kanye there. Then, Trump shuts up and lets Biden whale on the African  American candidate.

Trump can also refuse to debate Biden but insist on debating Kanye. Biden is then denied debate time while Kanye gets tons of attention. And if anyone makes Kanye look amateur or bad, the result will be that Trump looks good.

Either way, Trump wins.
 
2020-07-05 12:37:56 AM  

WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.


A poll put up by Kanye's podcast? Seems legit.
 
2020-07-05 12:38:48 AM  
Attention whore needs attention.
 
2020-07-05 12:41:23 AM  

cretinbob: And he probably missed the filing deadline in most states already. There is a shiat ton of work that goes into running.
It's not like declaring bankruptcy.


There was a June deadline for both Texas and New York.   About 30 states require that both registration and confirmed petitions (signed by registered voters of that state) be posted by August 3-5.  The remainder have deadlines that expire in September.

Just claiming your running for President on Twitter, does NOT make it so.  He's probably just Jonesin' for attention again.
 
2020-07-05 12:41:44 AM  

bobobolinskii: King Something: He's a jackass.

Attention whore is more the phrase that comes to mind


"Worthless pile of shiat" also comes to mind.
 
2020-07-05 12:44:32 AM  

sirgrim: Elon Musk endorsed him in the comments.


Not surprising, a dick and an asshole are never really that far apart.
 
2020-07-05 12:45:37 AM  

stoli n coke: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

A poll put up by Kanye's podcast? Seems legit.


It doesn't matter if it's legit. It gives a snapshot of how Kanye's fans are reacting to this announcement, and if the reality of this clusterfark is escaping you, Kanye sold 21 million albums. If a portion of those people, plus a portion of Kim Kardashian's vapid, low-information, stupid farkin' fanbase decides to sway their vote from Biden The Old White Guy, then we're looking at some dents in Biden's numbers that may have a serious impact on the race.

This is bad. Kanye's sole function is as a spoiler, and his fans are too farking stupid to understand or care.
 
2020-07-05 12:45:57 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: This is amazing. Trump needs him to run.

Trump can refuse to debate Biden without Kanye there. Then, Trump shuts up and lets Biden whale on the African  American candidate.

Trump can also refuse to debate Biden but insist on debating Kanye. Biden is then denied debate time while Kanye gets tons of attention. And if anyone makes Kanye look amateur or bad, the result will be that Trump looks good.

Either way, Trump wins.


My favorite part of your post is where Trump's ego debates Kanye's ego and somehow Biden loses
 
2020-07-05 12:49:01 AM  
Kanye West for President?

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2020-07-05 12:50:06 AM  
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2020-07-05 12:50:38 AM  

WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.


Dude that is a twitter troll poll. People all over the world click whatever for shiats and giggles. I'm willing to bet over 80% of them can't vote or never vote. The other 20% just click kanye because they think he will take votes away from democrats. Look at rumps percentage, seems a bit low don't ya think? Biden usually comes out ahead on twitter but not by that much.
 
2020-07-05 12:50:42 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: bobobolinskii: King Something: He's a jackass.

Attention whore is more the phrase that comes to mind

"Worthless pile of shiat" also comes to mind.



ELECTION SPOILER is the best description right now.

Kanye doesn't want to be President. He wants to damage Biden's chances so Trump can win. He's using his celebrity and his (and the Kartrashians') stupid fanbase to split the vote.
 
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2020-07-05 12:52:09 AM  

WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.


Difficulty: Twitter poll
 
2020-07-05 12:52:57 AM  
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2020-07-05 12:53:14 AM  

Theory Of Null: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

Dude that is a twitter troll poll. People all over the world click whatever for shiats and giggles. I'm willing to bet over 80% of them can't vote or never vote. The other 20% just click kanye because they think he will take votes away from democrats. Look at rumps percentage, seems a bit low don't ya think? Biden usually comes out ahead on twitter but not by that much.


Even in a meaningless Twitter poll, Biden crushes Trump.
 
2020-07-05 12:53:30 AM  

Driedsponge: andrewagill: GardenWeasel: andrewagill: He's missed the filing deadline in 6 states, losing out on 131 electoral votes. He'll also probably fail to get the signatures required in states with filing deadlines in July & August.

He doesn't need to get on all state ballots to be an issue, just swing states

He won't get on the ballot in swing states. The only swing state he might get on the ballot in time for is Arizona.

Thank you for at least a glimmer of hope in these trying times.


No one is going to vote for Kanye.  Kanye is batshiat nuts, everyone just plays along because he's famous and an ok producer.
He will pull the vote of the 3k who vote for Ron Paul and Lyndon LaRouche.
 
2020-07-05 12:59:52 AM  

zerkalo: Rob3Fan: You know, at a certain point a Train Wreck stops being fascinating to look at.

/Canadian
//And very happy about that

The smell of burning corpses is usually my limit


Oh god, yeah, always makes you want ribs, right? I smell that kinda sweet/savory smoke and it's like, jesus, someone get me a bib before I drool all over.

Some folks like bbq chicken best, and it's good, but I'm a pulled pork and brown sugar guy.
 
2020-07-05 1:00:45 AM  
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2020-07-05 1:00:53 AM  
Do you know what makes this stupid shiat so bad? Kimmy girl knows her husband is batshiat nutso. Kanye is off his meds, if he's taking any at all, and Ms. Kartrashian knows it. She's having fun with this! Hey, at least they're getting clicks!

Kanye's life wasn't horrible. His mom was a professor at HBCU Clark-Atlanta, and his dad was a photographer. They divorced when he was 12 or so, and you know how it is. Some boys take that shiat hard.  It can be hard to grow up without a man in the house.

But the thing he had going for him is that he is really smart. He even learned to speak Chinese! But something was wrong in his head. After his mom died, the floodgates opened. The diagnosis they gave the public was bipolar, but I have always maintained that he is schizophrenic. He completely broke from reality after Moms went on to her "long home."

Kanye West suffers from mental illness. We can hate on him all we want--him being a rapper, him hanging around with thugs, whatever preconceived notions you want to harbor about him. But he truly has issues. That's nothing to joke about, and had he been white, there would probably be some sappy biopic about his epic struggles, co-starring big boobed Jennifer Lawrence.

Kanye is a mess. We shouldn't hate on the mentally ill. This is all being condoned by Ms. Kim KarSociopath. All she sees are dollar signs. She cannot wrap her mind around the fact that money doesn't matter when it comes to mental illness, especially if your spouse can basically pay other people to ignore his symptoms.

Jesus, man, when are they gonna let him get the help he needs?

He had amazing potential. He produced some game changing bangers. His name should be heralded in the rap world for his drive and creativity. But now he's just an object of derision. He's a clown, who is letting his delusions do the talking. I feel sorry for him. If Kim ever gets tired of pulling his strings, I don't think he'd be long for this world by himself. He's in his 40s. He's damaged.
 
2020-07-05 1:02:40 AM  

sirrerun: Theory Of Null: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

Dude that is a twitter troll poll. People all over the world click whatever for shiats and giggles. I'm willing to bet over 80% of them can't vote or never vote. The other 20% just click kanye because they think he will take votes away from democrats. Look at rumps percentage, seems a bit low don't ya think? Biden usually comes out ahead on twitter but not by that much.

Even in a meaningless Twitter poll, Biden crushes Trump.


depends who posts the poll. If its a faux news talking head with half a million trump bot followers then biden usually wins by a few percentage points, if it's someone that aligns left then Biden wins by a huge margin.  

While twitter is open to everyone it still has echo chambers and not everyone comes across the same content.
 
2020-07-05 1:03:04 AM  
Sure. We've already done president with Alzheimer's; we're currently doing president with Alzheimer's, malignant narcissism, and tertiary syphilis; why not move on to president with schizophrenia, or whatever the fark is wrong with Kanye. What's the worst that can happen?
 
2020-07-05 1:05:52 AM  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: Do you know what makes this stupid shiat so bad? Kimmy girl knows her husband is batshiat nutso. Kanye is off his meds, if he's taking any at all, and Ms. Kartrashian knows it. She's having fun with this! Hey, at least they're getting clicks!

Kanye's life wasn't horrible. His mom was a professor at HBCU Clark-Atlanta, and his dad was a photographer. They divorced when he was 12 or so, and you know how it is. Some boys take that shiat hard.  It can be hard to grow up without a man in the house.

But the thing he had going for him is that he is really smart. He even learned to speak Chinese! But something was wrong in his head. After his mom died, the floodgates opened. The diagnosis they gave the public was bipolar, but I have always maintained that he is schizophrenic. He completely broke from reality after Moms went on to her "long home."

Kanye West suffers from mental illness. We can hate on him all we want--him being a rapper, him hanging around with thugs, whatever preconceived notions you want to harbor about him. But he truly has issues. That's nothing to joke about, and had he been white, there would probably be some sappy biopic about his epic struggles, co-starring big boobed Jennifer Lawrence.

Kanye is a mess. We shouldn't hate on the mentally ill. This is all being condoned by Ms. Kim KarSociopath. All she sees are dollar signs. She cannot wrap her mind around the fact that money doesn't matter when it comes to mental illness, especially if your spouse can basically pay other people to ignore his symptoms.

Jesus, man, when are they gonna let him get the help he needs?

He had amazing potential. He produced some game changing bangers. His name should be heralded in the rap world for his drive and creativity. But now he's just an object of derision. He's a clown, who is letting his delusions do the talking. I feel sorry for him. If Kim ever gets tired of pulling his strings, I don't think he'd be long for this world by himself. He's in his 40s. He's dam ...


LEAVE BRITTANYKANYE ALONE!

/You're not wrong, though
 
2020-07-05 1:06:21 AM  

BlackChickWhiteAccent: Do you know what makes this stupid shiat so bad? Kimmy girl knows her husband is batshiat nutso. Kanye is off his meds, if he's taking any at all, and Ms. Kartrashian knows it. She's having fun with this! Hey, at least they're getting clicks!

Kanye's life wasn't horrible. His mom was a professor at HBCU Clark-Atlanta, and his dad was a photographer. They divorced when he was 12 or so, and you know how it is. Some boys take that shiat hard.  It can be hard to grow up without a man in the house.

But the thing he had going for him is that he is really smart. He even learned to speak Chinese! But something was wrong in his head. After his mom died, the floodgates opened. The diagnosis they gave the public was bipolar, but I have always maintained that he is schizophrenic. He completely broke from reality after Moms went on to her "long home."

Kanye West suffers from mental illness. We can hate on him all we want--him being a rapper, him hanging around with thugs, whatever preconceived notions you want to harbor about him. But he truly has issues. That's nothing to joke about, and had he been white, there would probably be some sappy biopic about his epic struggles, co-starring big boobed Jennifer Lawrence.

Kanye is a mess. We shouldn't hate on the mentally ill. This is all being condoned by Ms. Kim KarSociopath. All she sees are dollar signs. She cannot wrap her mind around the fact that money doesn't matter when it comes to mental illness, especially if your spouse can basically pay other people to ignore his symptoms.

Jesus, man, when are they gonna let him get the help he needs?

He had amazing potential. He produced some game changing bangers. His name should be heralded in the rap world for his drive and creativity. But now he's just an object of derision. He's a clown, who is letting his delusions do the talking. I feel sorry for him. If Kim ever gets tired of pulling his strings, I don't think he'd be long for this world by himself. He's in his 40s. He's damaged.


I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking schizophrenia. Congrats on beating me by 1 minute, and also for making a much more interesting post than mine.
 
2020-07-05 1:06:57 AM  
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2020-07-05 1:10:54 AM  

Lumbar Puncture: Bennie Crabtree: This is amazing. Trump needs him to run.

Trump can refuse to debate Biden without Kanye there. Then, Trump shuts up and lets Biden whale on the African  American candidate.

Trump can also refuse to debate Biden but insist on debating Kanye. Biden is then denied debate time while Kanye gets tons of attention. And if anyone makes Kanye look amateur or bad, the result will be that Trump looks good.

Either way, Trump wins.

My favorite part of your post is where Trump's ego debates Kanye's ego and somehow Biden loses


I would love it if you had evidence that would not work. The last 6 years tells me, it will work like a charm and Biden loses in both scenarios.

You're the people who think "confidence" is a sign of a good leader, you dumbfarks. You even vote for "confidence". You farking vote for it.
 
2020-07-05 1:11:02 AM  
Hahaha! USA, what a joke! Suits you.
 
2020-07-05 1:12:11 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Kanye West doesn't care about black people.


Neither do you.
 
2020-07-05 1:12:28 AM  
2020 really has no shame at all.
 
2020-07-05 1:13:30 AM  

sirrerun: Theory Of Null: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

Dude that is a twitter troll poll. People all over the world click whatever for shiats and giggles. I'm willing to bet over 80% of them can't vote or never vote. The other 20% just click kanye because they think he will take votes away from democrats. Look at rumps percentage, seems a bit low don't ya think? Biden usually comes out ahead on twitter but not by that much.

Even in a meaningless Twitter poll, Biden crushes Trump.



One more thing I just looked at the retweets on that poll and guess who shows up the most: Trump bots in pro trump twitter threads.  Followed by kanye pop music fans.
 
2020-07-05 1:17:54 AM  

Theory Of Null: sirrerun: Theory Of Null: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

Dude that is a twitter troll poll. People all over the world click whatever for shiats and giggles. I'm willing to bet over 80% of them can't vote or never vote. The other 20% just click kanye because they think he will take votes away from democrats. Look at rumps percentage, seems a bit low don't ya think? Biden usually comes out ahead on twitter but not by that much.

Even in a meaningless Twitter poll, Biden crushes Trump.

depends who posts the poll. If its a faux news talking head with half a million trump bot followers then biden usually wins by a few percentage points, if it's someone that aligns left then Biden wins by a huge margin.  

While twitter is open to everyone it still has echo chambers and not everyone comes across the same content.


It's a Twitter fan club poll. It's meaningless.
Hate on Fox all you want (I do), but they don't do Twitter polls and try to pass them off as legitimate.
 
2020-07-05 1:22:45 AM  

sirrerun: Theory Of Null: sirrerun: Theory Of Null: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

Dude that is a twitter troll poll. People all over the world click whatever for shiats and giggles. I'm willing to bet over 80% of them can't vote or never vote. The other 20% just click kanye because they think he will take votes away from democrats. Look at rumps percentage, seems a bit low don't ya think? Biden usually comes out ahead on twitter but not by that much.

Even in a meaningless Twitter poll, Biden crushes Trump.

depends who posts the poll. If its a faux news talking head with half a million trump bot followers then biden usually wins by a few percentage points, if it's someone that aligns left then Biden wins by a huge margin.  

While twitter is open to everyone it still has echo chambers and not everyone comes across the same content.

It's a Twitter fan club poll. It's meaningless.
Hate on Fox all you want (I do), but they don't do Twitter polls and try to pass them off as legitimate.


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2020-07-05 1:24:02 AM  
Has he started wearing a Yeezy rubber boot on his head yet?
 
2020-07-05 1:24:33 AM  

WilderKWight: stoli n coke: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

A poll put up by Kanye's podcast? Seems legit.

It doesn't matter if it's legit. It gives a snapshot of how Kanye's fans are reacting to this announcement, and if the reality of this clusterfark is escaping you, Kanye sold 21 million albums. If a portion of those people, plus a portion of Kim Kardashian's vapid, low-information, stupid farkin' fanbase decides to sway their vote from Biden The Old White Guy, then we're looking at some dents in Biden's numbers that may have a serious impact on the race.

This is bad. Kanye's sole function is as a spoiler, and his fans are too farking stupid to understand or care.


Kanye's last album sold less than half a million copies, and much of that was propped up by MAGAts trying to cheerlead his pro-Trump turn like Two Scoops picked up an endorsement from the King of the Black People.

The overwhelming amount of Kanye's commercial music success was between 2003 and 2010. Now, he's more known for his mental illness.
 
2020-07-05 1:30:45 AM  

Corn_Fed: Kanye West may be the one person I hate even more than Trump.


3 way tie with Elon Musk.
 
2020-07-05 1:32:30 AM  
And I'm sure this announcement coming 4 days after Kanye put out a new single and announced finishing work on a new album is totes coincidence.
 
2020-07-05 1:32:45 AM  

WilderKWight: stoli n coke: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

A poll put up by Kanye's podcast? Seems legit.

It doesn't matter if it's legit. It gives a snapshot of how Kanye's fans are reacting to this announcement, and if the reality of this clusterfark is escaping you, Kanye sold 21 million albums. If a portion of those people, plus a portion of Kim Kardashian's vapid, low-information, stupid farkin' fanbase decides to sway their vote from Biden The Old White Guy, then we're looking at some dents in Biden's numbers that may have a serious impact on the race.

This is bad. Kanye's sole function is as a spoiler, and his fans are too farking stupid to understand or care.


Exactly. Whether he actually does what is necessary to qualify to be on the ballot, as a write-in or otherwise, doesn't even matter. Every vote for him, whether 'legitimate' or wasted, is effectively a vote for 45*. Hell, at this point it wouldn't surprise me if he were to get votes even if he stood up tomorrow and said 'I was joking, please don't vote for me.' The genie is out of the bottle now.
 
2020-07-05 1:34:04 AM  

GardenWeasel: Release the RussiaBots. By Monday he will be "polling" ahead of Joe.


RussianPotato: I would totally vote for him in 2024.


Well, that prediction didn't take very long to come to fruition.
 
2020-07-05 1:45:08 AM  
How would this theoretically help Trump?  Because he's black?  I don't get it, because the only people who still like him after his MAGA-hat-wearing, "Slavery Was a Choice" saying, Candice "Stanky Pussy" Owens friending period... he's sus to everyone to the left of Trump.
 
2020-07-05 1:53:18 AM  
If somebody asked me if there was someone I hated more than Dump, yeah, I'd say this guy.

Run, asshole. We need another vapid whore as a First Lady!
 
2020-07-05 1:53:28 AM  
Goddammit so much. I thought the brain-easting amoeba in Florida were going to push me over into the abyss of apathetic insanity, but instead it's Kanye's announcement that he's going to throw the election to Trump. I wonder what Trump has promised him?
 
2020-07-05 1:56:37 AM  

scanman61: Leishu: Bith Set Me Up: some_beer_drinker: [i.ytimg.com image 850x444]

While struggling with a crisis, President Camacho:

1.) Recognized that the problem existed.
2.) Recognized that he wasn't the smartest person in the world.
3.) Found the smartest person in the world and gave him unlimited powers to fix the problem.
4.) Threw a giant party when he fixed the problem and threw his house open to everybody.
5.) Resigned and handed over the keys of the country to the smartest person in the world.

Camacho would actually be a better president than Trump.

I want to be fair here. An erotic chatbot would be a better president than Trump.

It would definitely have a bigger vocabulary


and it would give you two scoops of ice cream instead of the other way around.
 
2020-07-05 1:59:16 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: This is amazing. Trump needs him to run.

Trump can refuse to debate Biden without Kanye there. Then, Trump shuts up and lets Biden whale on the African  American candidate.

Trump can also refuse to debate Biden but insist on debating Kanye. Biden is then denied debate time while Kanye gets tons of attention. And if anyone makes Kanye look amateur or bad, the result will be that Trump looks good.

Either way, Trump wins.


Do the debates even matter in this election? Trump and Biden are absolute night and day, so I have a hard time believing that anyone is undecided. Even the people who aren't a fan of one will still vote for him just because they really hate the other. So I can't imagine what either of them could say or do in a debate that would change anyone's mind. The only thing left is to try and get as many voters to the poles as possible, especially those who usually don't vote since they'll probably lean Democrat. But I don't think those people pay attention to debates.

Joe Biden could walk on stage in blackface and wearing an SS uniform and I still wouldn't think twice about voting for him given the alternative.
 
2020-07-05 1:59:30 AM  

ColdFusion: How would this theoretically help Trump?  Because he's black?  I don't get it, because the only people who still like him after his MAGA-hat-wearing, "Slavery Was a Choice" saying, Candice "Stanky Pussy" Owens friending period... he's sus to everyone to the left of Trump.


A lot of Fark's progressiver than thou contingent really don't think much of the intelligence of black voters.
 
2020-07-05 2:07:20 AM  

stoli n coke: ColdFusion: How would this theoretically help Trump?  Because he's black?  I don't get it, because the only people who still like him after his MAGA-hat-wearing, "Slavery Was a Choice" saying, Candice "Stanky Pussy" Owens friending period... he's sus to everyone to the left of Trump.

A lot of Fark's progressiver than thou contingent really don't think much of the intelligence of black voters.


By talking about Kanye?  Way to 1-100 that one.
 
2020-07-05 2:10:34 AM  
Your country has become a parody of itself.
 
2020-07-05 2:14:40 AM  

apoptotic: WilderKWight: stoli n coke: WilderKWight: Theory Of Null: nonfactor. Only a total idiot would think he would be a good leader. Thankfully most of those degenerate types are the ones that thought trump would be a good choice. If anything he will take votes away from rump.

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Kanye was put up to this by Trump to divide the Black vote.

And it looks like it's working, goddammit.

This is dirty politics at its worst, and it may just end up being the reason our country is completely destroyed in the not-so-distant future.

A poll put up by Kanye's podcast? Seems legit.

It doesn't matter if it's legit. It gives a snapshot of how Kanye's fans are reacting to this announcement, and if the reality of this clusterfark is escaping you, Kanye sold 21 million albums. If a portion of those people, plus a portion of Kim Kardashian's vapid, low-information, stupid farkin' fanbase decides to sway their vote from Biden The Old White Guy, then we're looking at some dents in Biden's numbers that may have a serious impact on the race.

This is bad. Kanye's sole function is as a spoiler, and his fans are too farking stupid to understand or care.

Exactly. Whether he actually does what is necessary to qualify to be on the ballot, as a write-in or otherwise, doesn't even matter. Every vote for him, whether 'legitimate' or wasted, is effectively a vote for 45*. Hell, at this point it wouldn't surprise me if he were to get votes even if he stood up tomorrow and said 'I was joking, please don't vote for me.' The genie is out of the bottle now.


And I bet when you close your eyes and picture exactly who would be the stupid type of muthafarker to fall for Kanye's bullshiat, you see lots of black people.

Come on man, we all ain't that stupid. And you know good and goddamned well, there simply aren't enough of us to sway the election that much.

Young people are hard working, but when it comes to voting, they are lazy. I know this. One of my nieces, her husband, and my nephew and his wife, told me they were "too busy" to vote in 2016. They probably were. But they are fully engaged now. They get it. They don't know everything, but they know Trump has to go. It took this kinda kick in the ass for them to realize that as adults, and parents, your farking voice matters!

I know liberal whites who did not vote at all in 2016. Folks in their 40s, and 50s. Gen Xers, who grew up with Reagan and both Bushes in office. Folks who gleefully voted for Obama.


Biatches who did the "pussy hat" march for women's rights after Trump took office. Women who paid twice to see the "Vagina Monologues." But those same good people refused to vote for a woman. Refused. They couldn't stand her. She was vile. She was evil. "Both sides" were bad, but that biatch was too much. So they decided, "fark it!" and look what happened. Look at what happened! In your life, did you ever think we would elect a Russian spy, and a fascist to office? In the farking 21st century?

So pump your breaks on your hatred for Kanye. Kanye is not the reason why Trump is In office. Middle class liberal white America is the reason. They couldn't get the candidate they wanted, so they said "fark it," and left it up to some of the most prosperous, educated, upper middle class racists in the country to prop up, and elect the Leader of the Free World. You know, a strong, intelligent, Harvard law school professor who taught classes on the Constitution. A competent, and compassionate leader who would be able to guide the most prosperous country in the world through a farking pandemic.

Oops, I'm sorry! I mixed up the first black President of the United States, with the psychopathic, failure in life, rich, entitled white boy currently at the helm. My bad!

What happens this fall, ain't gonna be all on us darlin. When you count in those ineligible to vote, voter disenfranchisement, "lost ballots," and the fact that some of us just don't want to risk our farking lives standing in line, we simply don't have the numbers!

Roaches scurry when the lights come on. This November, we're going to see how many there are, and where they've been hiding.
 
2020-07-05 2:26:42 AM  

Gubbo: cretinbob: And he probably missed the filing deadline in most states already. There is a shiat ton of work that goes into running.
It's not like declaring bankruptcy.

I declare Candidacy


You can get some cream from the pharmacy to help sort that out.
 
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